A size 8, size 9 boot, one kick and this door comes open. If you have metal frames and she does have a two-inch dead bolt, you'll have to kick in four or five times, make a lot of noise to come in on a metal frame.
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Related Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... MITCH ALBOM You can basically have a metal detector that's the size of a badge or a gas detector that's a little... LEE BZORGI How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. They broke that window out, reached inside and unhooked the chain and unbolted the dead bolt. Then w... KENNY SMITH She gets to kick back and have a glass of champagne ... or get up and dance, if she wants to. DENNIS LUMPKIN I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date... PATTI STANGER I'm sorry, my child, I just find it hard to whip up an interest in the subject. It's admirable, what... J.M. COETZEE She's the kind of kid who can carry you. There were times she did. She'd go on an 8-0 run. That's a ... RON ALLAN Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y... GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I have tried to teach people there are three kicks in every dollar: one, when you make it; two, when... WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE I have tried to teach people there are three kicks in every dollar: one, when you make it; two, when... WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE If you have a piece of sheet metal in there, it's not going to work. MARC LAVORGNA You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places, if you look at it right. GRATEFUL DEAD If you have a metal rich environment, it's not that hard to make rocky planets out of it in a very s... ALEKSANDER WOLSZCZAN the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell... JUSTIN PYFROM How fast can a crook get in and out of a house? How fast can you kick a door open? That fast. MARK LUMPKIN A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... One rule that will work if it is used everywhere, is that when you have a free-kick, the referee put... CRISTIANO RONALDO Kicking is all about the next kick, ... If you miss one, you have to take the next kick and do what ... BILL MILLER Shine brightly, so you can help those who have not found their path a way through the darkness. JEFFREY FRY The second death. To think that you died and no one would remember you. I wondered if this was why w... MITCH ALBOM Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. Focus on beauty to have a beautiful life. DEBASISH MRIDHA When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI We are born different to make a difference. LISA R. REYNOLDS Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS Anytime you have a point guard who can get in there and draw a lot of defense and kick it, it makes ... ANN STROTHER I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER I just want silence... nothing less... nothing more. DEYTH BANGER I check and he bets $3,000, which is a normal-size bet, about the size of the pot. He's telling me, ... KATHY LIEBERT You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD In the past we will be in games and we have a letdown in an inning, we lose focus or we kick it, and... BRENT HARMON It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down?" She had no ... ILONA ANDREWS One thing you find out when you net a lake this size is there's a lot of variability. One net will b... RANDY HILTNER We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ... HARUKI MURAKAMI Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w... PIERCE BROWN People that don't know what they are worth will always see their capture's wings, but never their ta... SHANNON L. ALDER I'm a big techno fan. I love that thumping kick drum. We heard a version of 'Lost in Love... GRAHAM RUSSELL The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL You care because God gave you this unusual blessing: a burden to make a difference. CRAIG GROESCHEL Like a deep sad note played beneath the ocean waving through the orb the memories of ... PAWAN MISHRA I think (humor) just kind of comes to me naturally. It just seems like kind of the way I like to do ... ADAM CARROLL If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... Lull me with your lullabies.. Serenade me with your souls. Make me dance with symphonies.. Do jazz w... KIM JOHN A. AGUIRRE A lot of times, if you want to add capacity [to a tape library], you have to put together a new fram... DIANNE MCADAM Matt has the size and he has the arm to most definitely be a Division I guy. He's going to have the ... GREG PERRY You don't have one party a night, ... You go to two or three parties a night, four or five nights a ... MARC BIRON If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusin... T. HARV EKER I go to a lot of hard-core shows in general. I've been known to throw a spin kick or two. JACOB PELTON I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. CRAIG GROESCHEL Straight sized boards are models size 0-6. Plus size boards are models starting at a 10. If a size 8... HAYLEY HASSELHOFF Metal, I love metal sounds. If I have a stick with me, I just drag it across a fence. And all fences... AURORA I couldn't tell if any frames were removed. Seen as a whole it shows that I have seen. Seeing you ha... ABRAHAM ZAPRUDER It's such a luxury in the NBA to have a four man or five man who can step out and make those long sh... EDDIE JORDAN I got a kick on my calf after four minutes in Sunday's Premiership game with Newcastle and now the c... FREDRIK LJUNGBERG When it's clear that we have a commitment to God that comes before anything else in our lives, most ... CRAIG GROESCHEL Because death is the only thing that could have ever kept him from you. ALLY CARTER We have 100 open jobs on any given day. We have a facility in North Carolina, and we're now doubling... DAVE OLMSTEAD She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We have a team trip there. A small there is a size 9. They cater to Shaq. JARRON COLLINS Knowledge causes depression and a lot of pressure. DEYTH BANGER The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony.... ... That's what's happening.... DEYTH BANGER There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learn... HARPER LEE The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE [On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No on... CLAUDINE WOLK Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Fuck you and them... I don't like this rules! DEYTH BANGER When you kick in a door, all it does is alert them that someone is coming that they don't want to se... JACK COLE
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