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A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.


Irvin S. Cobb

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MICHAEL IRVIN I am not a player anymore.
MICHAEL IRVIN Shut up. Goodbye. Get off the phone, man.
MICHAEL IRVIN There's no existing scenario that has any time frame connected to it.
DAN IRVIN In a few days they are on the walls of the recipients, mementos of a once-in-a-lifetime visit to the...
IRVIN MOLOTSKY Did you see that touchdown dance he did? I stood up and tried to do it while he was doing it.
MICHAEL IRVIN I thought Jessica and Lauren did an outstanding job defensively on Wallace.
DEXTER IRVIN We're going to maybe schedule more games in Idaho for Cora. She stepped in and did a nice job.
DEXTER IRVIN I think we just assumed that Snow wasn't going to come out and play as hard as they did. By halftime...
DEXTER IRVIN I was proud of the way our girls got out there at the beginning of the game. They really came out wi...
DEXTER IRVIN It wasn't a matter of effort. We have to win once in a while to keep their enthusiasm going. Tomorro...
DEXTER IRVIN We're looking forward to another shot at CSI.
DEXTER IRVIN I thought Janelle played a good game and we got production from people we hadn't gotten much from be...
DEXTER IRVIN Our execution was good and we did some other things well.
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