I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
WILL POULTER I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER How often do I call my mom? You can never call your mum enough, and I should call my mum more often....
WILL POULTER I'll just say it: I'm not the sharpest tool in the box. Being forced to go back to school is...
WILL POULTER The Internet unfortunately means that, although a lot of truth and good stuff can spread as a result...
WILL POULTER Sometimes I've been more emotionally disturbed by the experience of shooting a comedy than a dra...
WILL POULTER The fact that there aren't more restrictions on the media is disgraceful.
WILL POULTER It's difficult to tell whether people are looking at you because they recognise you from your wo...
WILL POULTER I look up to Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon. I'm a huge fan of their work. I also like actors ...
WILL POULTER I absolutely love Leonardo DiCaprio.
WILL POULTER It may sound strange to say it of someone so famous, but I think Leonardo DiCaprio is underrated, pa...
WILL POULTER What's hilarious is people taking photos and they think you don't know. It's the funnies...
WILL POULTER I think the one thing that I've experienced with American films is just that the size tends to b...
WILL POULTER I hate going into the audition room. I find it the most nerve-wracking, inhumane experience, and I t...
WILL POULTER I actually found 'We're the Millers' one of the toughest, if I'm honest, least fun e...
WILL POULTER Leonardo DiCaprio I find very inspiring... He's my idol. I absolutely love Leonardo DiCaprio. Ch...
WILL POULTER I feel character description from a book can mislead you and actually make you fall off course when ...
WILL POULTER My dad's a professor of medicine; my mum was a nurse. My little sister is going into healthcare....
WILL POULTER I didn't want to be behind a desk. I didn't want to do a normal job. I had made my mind up. ...
WILL POULTER I don't think Tom Hardy has an actual voice of his own. Except maybe the one in 'The Dark Kn...
WILL POULTER My brother's my best friend, without a doubt. Me and my big sister get along so well. She moved ...
WILL POULTER I have a relationship with New Line, so I'm grateful to them for taking a punt on me - both for ...
WILL POULTER I think for anybody, regardless of what industry you work in, when you get a new job, and it's p...
WILL POULTER The transitional period is tough. You can find yourself too old to play high school roles but too yo...
WILL POULTER I come from this bubble in life - I come from a great family and went to a nice school, and I have f...
WILL POULTER I'm fortunate enough to have had an opportunity to do a range of stuff, and the thing I admire m...
WILL POULTER The thing I get a lot is, 'You've got a very recognisable face.' I'm never quite sur...
WILL POULTER I think it reaffirmed something that I believed in and conceptually always had faith in which was th...
WILL POULTER I'll say one word - pathetic. That cannot be. Sixteen golfers. Are you kidding me? And that is a hug...
IAN POULTER There are subtle things you can do without crossing the line. If I see I've got up my opponent's nos...
IAN POULTER I haven't found that many differences playing in America as opposed to playing in Europe. In my eyes...
IAN POULTER It won't come down to the last tournament this time. I want to be there and I'd love to have it sort...
IAN POULTER I played lovely all day and had eight under in mind from the very start,
IAN POULTER Looks like you've lost the keys to the clue-mobile
MARTIN POULTER I had so many chances, took a few and left a few out there. All in all, though, it's a good week.
IAN POULTER The tournaments are big enough now where if you do play well enough you can make a massive dent in i...
IAN POULTER It won't come down to the last tournament this time,
IAN POULTER It won't come down to the last tournament this time. I want to be there and I'd love to have it sort...
IAN POULTER If I ever get happy with myself for finishing 12th or 15th, someone needs to put my clubs away and I...
IAN POULTER I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f...
WILL FERRELL I don't necessarily believe in organized religion.
WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood.
WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
WILL SMITH I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo...
WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ...
WILL SMITH I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason. I strive to be like ...
WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,...
WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge.
WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can.
WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some...
WILL SELF I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
WILL SMITH It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent...
WILL SELF One of the most heartening phenomena in today's Britain is the great diversity of the modern ner...
WILL SELF The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
WILL FERRELL My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS Lord, the money we do spend on Government and its not one bit better than the government we got for ...
WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS I think hopefully we've got enough brain cells left to decide if our music is really worth somet...
WILL CHAMPION Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon...
WILL ADVISE Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red...
WILL ADVISE I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means o...
WILL ADVISE In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an...
GEORGE WILL I used to do prank calls as these people and try to convince certain hoteliers that I was someone el...
WILL TUDOR All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS The gap between ideals and actualities, between dreams and achievements, the gap that can spur stron...
GEORGE WILL America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is the transmission of civilization.
WILL DURANT There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance.
WILL DURANT Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...
WILL SELF Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
WILL ADVISE If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th...
WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p...
WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
WILL FERRELL The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention...
WILL SCHWALBE I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS It is said that God gave us memory so we could have roses in winter. But it is also true that withou...
GEORGE WILL The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Moral codes adjust themselves to environmental conditions.
WILL DURANT Aristotle is famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood...
WILL CUPPY The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes, rather than the...
WILL DURANT She is so totally absorbed in a vocation -- both a gift and a mastering passion -- that she has no t...
GEORGE WILL Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird...
WILL STANTON Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
GEORGE WILL The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa...
GEORGE WILL The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
GEORGE WILL It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to r...
WILL DURANT Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
WILL CUPPY