Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots.


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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST
Where Cezanne captured and intensified shards of the eternal (every pear far more sharply defined th...
JERRY SALTZ
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS
You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST
All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER
The idea of getting old is horrific, but I don't want to make it worse by becoming a grotesque c...
JERRY HALL
I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th...
JERRY LEWIS
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER
If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord&#...
JERRY FALWELL
I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j...
JERRY RICE
The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ...
JERRY ONLY
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra...
JERRY SEINFELD