Big government is indeed big, and like another big creature, the sauropod dinosaur, government has a primitive nervous system: The fact of an injury to the tail could take nearly a minute to be communicated to the sauropod brain.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES We support too big to fail. We want the government to be able to take down a big bank like JP Morgan... JAMIE DIMON It is indeed a challenge for a big country like Indonesia and people tend to have high expectations ... CATHERINE EDDY Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you ... GERALD R. FORD A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you ... UNKNOWN Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT The biggest question in life is: 'what's for dinner tonight?' AARON SANTOS To have a philosophical view on what time is, we would have to go outside the box and look at the bi... GARY F EVANS... Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT The FBI has always supported big business and big government. LEONARD PELTIER The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL One of biggest lies in politics is the lie that Republicans are the party of big business. Big busin... TED CRUZ A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. BARRY M. GOLDWATER A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. BARRY GOLDWATER A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. BARRY GOLDWATER Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?... ERNEST HEMINGWAY The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If the government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away every... GERALD R. FORD If the government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away every... GERALD FORD Government is too big and important to be left to the politicians CHESTER BOWLES I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Conservatism is a hard choice for a society that has become accustomed to big government and big ent... SENATOR JESSE HELMS Conservatism is a hard choice for a society that has become accustomed to big government and big ent... JESSE HELMS Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take awa... DAVY CROCKETT Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take awa... BARRY GOLDWATER Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. CHESTER BOWLES Big Government' is a lot less like a 'Big Brother', and a lot more like a mother-in-law. A.E. SAMAAN Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love as Einstein stated which is very t... GARY F EVANS... The big difference is that government rarely has mergers. PETE ANDERSON Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. The American wage earner and the American housewife are a lot better economists than most economists... GERALD R. FORD That is our Fairy Tail!! We don't live like we have already died, like you do!! We live with our liv... HIRO MASHIMA The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Life can only be understood looking backward. It must be lived forward. ERIC ROTH You're afraid of getting hurt like I'm afraid to die. It doesn't mean I'm not going to live every da... VI KEELAND Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. KODY KEPLINGER I turn and kick with the first one and feel myself being lifted and thrown towards the beach. It's l... MARK SMITH What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough ... DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o... DOUGLAS ADAMS The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES I don't spend a lot of time asking "WHY?" Instead I focus on what I should do now or how I should re... JEFF DIXON-THE KEY TO THE KINGDOM I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of respon... JAMES RESTON Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of respon... RONALD REAGAN Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of respon... RONALD REAGAN His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING What if you are wrong? What if the gods sent you, and indeed the rest of us, not because we were nev... MARIE LU Republicans have been very successful. There are three things Americans don't like: big unions, ... ANDY STERN We can't sit around waiting for big government, big business, big religion etc. to save us. We n... JILLIAN MICHAELS An orthodox belief in big government's inefficiency cannot coexist with an orthodox belief in pr... TIMOTHY NOAH The collusion of big business, big labor, and big government threaten the spirit of small business t... FOSTER FRIESS Anything that is exclusive will be accused of elitism; living one’s dreams will be called pretenti... FENNEL HUDSON We need to take command of the solar system to gain that wealth, and to escape the sea of paper our ... LARRY NIVEN [George] Clooney seems to be the one Big Star, give or take a Bono, who has managed to have his cake... DAVID CARR May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Judge not lest ye be judged. THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW Bush is a big government president, DAVID BOAZ I think it's terrible the way people don't share things in this country. I think it's a heartless go... KURT VONNEGUT Whether we look at capitalism, taxes, business, or government, the data show a clear and consistent ... ARTHUR C. BROOKS What opponents of this budget want to do is spend more government money. It's the classic formula fo... ARI FLEISCHER It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. STEVEN MOFFAT How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Big government inevitably drives an upward distribution of wealth to those whose wealth, confidence ... GEORGE WILL Patrick said that the problem was that since everything has happened already, it makes it hard to br... STEPHEN CHBOSKY A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE New Hampshire state government is a big customer for prescription drug companies. Just as businesses... JOHN LYNCH Investors tend not to have a big problem with split government because for many investors, the gover... JOSEPH MCALINDEN As a minority government, they are by definition in a pre- electoral mode. Accountability is going t... ANTONIA MAIONI The Bell System is like a damn big dragon. You kick it in the tail, and two years later it feels it ... FREDERICK R. KAPPEL - Mrzim sve što je odricanje! - Ni ja, Ivane, ne pristajem da se odričem. Ja hoću ceo, sav, ... DOBRICA ĆOSIć In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been wi... DOUGLAS ADAMS There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terr... DOUGLAS ADAMS To make one mistake, and then fix it. It shows, a sign that you have understood the lesson. DEYTH BANGER She was restless. She drove a little too fast, swam a little too far offshore. She hitchhiked. She s... ELIZABETH WINDER Boring people live boring lives. HABEEB AKANDE Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." ERIC JEROME DICKEY He'd never forget what Naasir had said to him when Dmitri yelled that he didn't intend to bury anoth... NALINI SINGH Seeking survival, hostile, hidden from sight, Deliciously flavoured - juicy, sweet bite, E... CLAUDIA BAKKER He muttered something foul and then climbed the stairs, rapping twice on Timmie’s door. “Ri... JEANIENE FROST I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Today it is not big business that we have to fear. It is big government. WENDELL PHILLIPS The big picture is that the federal government is a disaster with regard to long-term spending. MARK SANFORD To be or not to be that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA It's a a damn good day to be alive. MICHAEL CLIFFORD
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