Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.
Robert A. Heinlein
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RUWART Government "help" to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a gove... AYN RAND Sometimes it seems that everybody in the world is in favor of democracy, just as long as it gives th... JACK LESSENBERRY I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being. ABRAHAM LINCOLN Violence can only be concealed by a lie, and the lie can only be maintained by violence. Any man who... ALEXANDER SOLZEHNITSYN Violence can only be concealed by a lie, and the lie can only be maintained by violence. Any man who... ALEXANDER SOLZHENITSYN Don’t let the enemy try to keep you bound with fear. The devil is a liar. Stay in faith and trust ... GERMANY KENT Without music, life is a journey through a desert. PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right. POPE FRANCIS The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself LOIS LOWRY My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruci... JILL TWEEDIE There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you... DAVID LETTERMAN Time is so important.'so spend time doing something that you love.' make the most of it and Let the ... NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO the only way in which a human being can make some approach to knowing the whole of a subject, is by ... JOHN STUART MILL I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ... PAT BUCKLEY A tax system is best if it can be kept as simple as it needs to be to satisfy all its various purpos... IAN YOUNG For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams. 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