Foreigners are coming in and buying Latin American stocks, especially Brazilian. The country is still attracting a lot funds.
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BRYAN PISKOROWSKI We are still treated like foreigners.
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ANTONIO MACHADO People are doing more nesting. More people are coming in and buying for themselves.
JEAN THOMPSON It was a tough quarter, but a lot of funds are still up for the year. A little sobriety never hurts.
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GEORGE GERO Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
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NOBUAKI KURISU Don?t buy stocks based on tips. If the stock is going up and everyone is buying it, it?s a good chan...
MARTIN BATES There are medical schools sprouting out everywhere in this country. This is a very well paid major t...
MARTHA HIJAR Frankly, a lot of semiconductor stocks are priced to perfection and in the absence of really positiv...
ERIC ROTHDEUTSCH There are still 500,000 persons afflicted with leprosy in Latin America, so it is still very much pr...
WALTER SALLES I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed cou...
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CHUCK GORDON Bonds at these yield levels offer very little value. Inflation is low but it's not that low to justi...
EDGAR PETERS FIU is better known among the Latin American press than here in the U.S.,
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OS GUINNESS I read a lot of thrillers, especially American crime novels.
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