Erma Bombeck
Related ERMA BOMBECK ALEKSANDAR HEMON Twenty-six years later, both as lieutenants, they retired the same day. CLINT NORRED SOURCE UNKNOWN DEYTH BANGER A child is happy and full of energy when they are playing, so why as adults do we forget to play? KISHAN S CHAUHAN HORACE Active adults see themselves as being much younger than they are. And they're much more active than ... CASEY HILL To come back after two tough losses, I think that's impressive. I've said all along our guys are res... JOE GIRARDI The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS The advantage of them lying unknown and neglected for all those years is ... they are as strong and ... HOWARD MORPHY DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER Twenty years after something is popular, people who liked those things as kids come back again and c... JOSH BLAYLOCK W. C. FIELDS UNKNOWN Once we recognize the fact that every individual is a treasury of hidden and unsuspected qualities, ... CHARLES H. PERCY Interest-only loans are ideal for upscale people who want to live as inexpensively as possible, espe... JAY LUBER People are on the go so much more these days. People aren't home as much as they used to be. They wa... MARK TEPE Twenty years a child; twenty years running wild; twenty years a mature man --and after that, praying... PROVERB He'll go. If he can go with a torn ligament, he can pitch with this. He's as tough as they come. BOBBY COX [The feelings that arise when the last child leaves home can affect each individual parent, a couple... BILL BURNS Bonds are much more attractive alternatives than they have been for the last two years. As yields go... DAN GENTER Adults are just making things up as they go along. And when they’re scared, adults have no more an... MIKE A. LANCASTER The closer children are to their parents, the more likely they are to internalize the values and nor... ASHLEY CROSSMAN The closer children are to their parents, the more likely they are to internalize the values and nor... ASHLEY FENZL CROSSMAN JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE They are doing great. It's been a confusing day for them for sure, but after a day they could settle... JEFF FOSTER JEFFREY FRY SANTOSH KALWAR After 38 years of ugly occupation, they are leaving and they will never come back, AHMED QUREIA JEFFREY FRY It's tough for guys who are as competitive as McCulloch is to stay focused when they are up 10-0. It... BUDDY GOULDSMITH As they are changing from old contracts to new ones they are raising rates, which is a good sign tha... DON HODGES ERICA JONG ERICA JONG It's important for people to know that gay and lesbian parents are here, that they exist, that they ... JENNIFER CHRISLER The key is to focus on the details of individual lives. Kids imitate one another, their parents, and... PETER J. RICHERSON People are after simplicity now. They learned over the past five years or so that investing isn't as... JEFF MORTIMER We have had two cows promised by two different groups. They are busy raising the money as we speak. ... JANET HEAP C. JOYBELL C. JA RULE JEREMY LIN KIERA CASS I think they are a pretty good team. They have so much tradition there. The last two years the talen... GARY SWENSON JOANNA LUMLEY I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they're qualified to teach them at home. Of co... DICK CAVETT No parent can fully protect their child. What they can do is continue the conversation. It can be as... ELIZABETH MOORE We're going to work hard to make the graduation ceremonies just as exciting as they would be if they... LOUIS SMITH LINDA BLAIR Parents sometimes ask what they can do to get the child to stop wetting the bed. The classes I've at... JEAN PARKER Therefore leave them alone to go on with the false discourses and to sport until they come face to f... QURAN They say it takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a church to raise the village. Today, I c... RUDY CLAY They've got a pattern of imposing these restrictions on themselves with great fanfare, citing princi... CLIFF MAY Parents are never as bad as kids think they are. MATT WITTEN NICK CANNON I was really hoping we could come out this weekend with two wins, the girls are starting to believe ... DAN HILTON ASHLEY WAGNER When they go to work, and they are wearing military uniforms, they will take orders from their milit... HASSAN QASSAS The white men in the East are like birds. They are hatching out their eggs every year, and there is ... GEORGE CROOK After years of provocative headlines and breathless stories based mostly on anecdote, we finally hav... SARAH BROWN Parents are contributing as much as they can. They just don't have the means to foot the whole bill. MONIQUE MANIGAT We want the game-day experience to continue to be safe and enjoyable for White Sox fans while they a... JULIE TAYLOR RALPH WALDO EMERSON Isn't it queer: there are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fi... WILLA SIBERT CATHER Footsteps will come home later – they go back through childhood, where the sky seemed only a roof ... MARIANA FULGER What can you say? They are a tough team. They are great shooters and play aggressive defense. Jennie... JACKIE PARSLEY Lyon are the same away from home as they are at home, they have the same way of playing. CARLO ANCELOTTI They are as smart as they are ruthless. That's why they've been around for all five years. JOE REYES Raising kids these days is hard. I'm the second to last child in my family. I think it's tou... GORE VERBINSKI [French] Parents see it as their job to bring the child around to appreciating this [food]. They bel... PAMELA DRUCKERMAN The biggest thing that he brings to our program is toughness. He makes everybody tougher. He's as to... GLEN MASON MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA The reality is students can't do PE every day. But they could do this as part of their day. Twenty m... AARON LOUKES HORACE They come and they go. As soon as we get some, we sell out. ABE BROWN We are not trying to frighten parents from coming just because they may not have all the information... BARBARA BATTS FRED ROGERS The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go... JACK HANNA I think as a child you know when it's time for your parents to split. You realise they love each... ABBIE CORNISH They are closing the mine in two weeks, they say. Six days a week bumping down in the gondola, pecki... LOU BEACH RODNEY ATKINS As I understand, there were three of them. When they left work, they felt OK and went home. After aw... LAURA PRISC RALPH BAKSHI WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE DEYTH BANGER "Always love people for who they are, not for whom you like them to be." ~ Tom Baker TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER They are as excited as they were three years ago. LAURA ROUNTREE DANICA MCKELLAR Go after the illegal employers. No free stuff. Take the handcuffs off law enforcement. They'll g... RUSSELL PEARCE Part of our responsibility as parents, as adults, is to set examples for children. But we have to li... BOBBY MCFERRIN The Montpelier-U-32 game is always a tough game. They're going to come out and play as hard as they ... ERIC BAGLEY Hope is the motivation that empowers the unemployed, enabling them to get out of bed every single mo... EMANUEL CLEAVER Sometimes with the initial shock, you have to have some down time as far as crying, grieving and som... ANGELA BRIDGES Sometimes with the initial shock, you have to have some down time as far as crying, grieving and som... ANGELA A. BRIDGES I don't think we lost this game because McLeish wasn't here because they were without Williams as we... JEFF NEUBAUER If we hold it when they are practicing in Latrobe, it will be easy for them to come over here for th... JEFF LANDY
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -Erma Bombeck. 
I have two homes, like someone who leaves their hometown and/or parents and then establishes a life ... 
The trouble with parents is that by the time they are experienced, they are unemployed. 
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The years as they come bring many agreeable things with them; As they go, they take many away 
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She wanted to be herself at all costs. 
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They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong. 
They say miracles are past. 
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