He'll cook too complicated a dinner, and it backfires. Or, he'll plan the whole night out minute by minute.

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SMS made everything negotiable: hour by hour, minute by minute. There was no such thing as a firm pl...
SUSAN MAUSHART It is incredible to now think that it is possible to manufacture and sell a virtual item one minute ...
JON JACOBS I really had to plan my mornings out in order to make the commute. It was a lot more complicated tha...
DAVE HAYWARD At times, we've played a 38-minute game and lost by one or two. We have to go out and play a 40-minu...
AL THORNTON I believe I will not not die a minute too early or a minute too late, but exactly when I am supposed...
TOBE HANSON

The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven
JOHN MILTON We put the home cook back in the process. As a result, there's no guilt for not having the time to p...
DEBORAH WESTBROOK I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night.
SMITH WIGGLESWORTH The results are coming in minute by minute. But it would be hazardous to give out figures before hav...
APOLLINAIRE MALU MALU I worked with Michael Black and Michael Showalter on their show 'Michael and Michael Have Issues...
ZAK ORTH The results are coming in minute by minute.
APOLLINAIRE MALU MALU This is a fluid situation that changes minute by minute.
PHIL ORLANDO

Day by day and almost minute by minute the past was brought up to date.
GEORGE ORWELL

Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... We owe Michael a huge debt of thanks for pitching in at the last minute for Page.
DIANE RAVER They sprayed the hell out of it, but it was too late. It had already spread.
J. HOWARD FRANK Do we have a plan?'
'We fight like hell.'
'Good plan.
ALYXANDRA HARVEY I am following minute by minute the unfolding of this tragic accident,
ALEJANDRO TOLEDO It's a complicated issue, and you can't boil it down in a tweet... two sentences cannot sum ...
DAN CARTER

I wouldn't have missed a single minute of it, Not for the whole world.
STEPHEN KING But it can be over in less than a minute, too.
ERNIE HERNANDEZ

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Адът е тук и сега. Раят също. Престани да се плашиш от ад...
ELIF SHAFAK

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, i...
RAY BRADBURY One minute I was a clapped-out, two-guinea, legal-aid lawyer, and the next minute I was in parliamen...
DAVID LANGE Our competition is only a five minute metro ride or a 10 minute drive away.
CAROL SCHWARTZ I will be prepared to wait until the last minute to see if Michael will be fit,
GLENN HODDLE It's a fad thing, a novelty -- it's like a pair of trainers, one minute they're in and the next minu...
SUZANNE SHAW I’ve one hell of a to-do list. Just need someone to do it.” Theo at the dinner table procrastina...
ANYTA SUNDAY We're still living in the hell that started that night when we found out he got killed.
FATHER TOM BONNETT

Working with Martin Scorsese was an absolute minute-by-minute education without him ever being grand...
CATE BLANCHETT Here we watch it minute by minute. When you force it underground, anything is possible. Apparently t...
ALAN FELDMAN

Infernal world, and thou profoundest Hell
Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
A mind...
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STEFAN HELL I remember the revelation it was to me when I realized I'd rather be smart in the way Elvis Presley ...
RICHARD HELL An autobiography is a life story. It starts when you're born and continues until the end.
RICHARD HELL I imagined there would be a way to crack the diffraction barrier. But of course I didn't know ex...
STEFAN HELL When I do dig down, I'm very [irritated] underneath, ... Why can't I just write a book about taking ...
RICHARD HELL There are characters in it that do deliberately go as far as they can in certain kind of taboo areas...
RICHARD HELL Well, I thought the Sex Pistols were the cream of the crop. They came in and topped everybody, for s...
RICHARD HELL I felt just overwhelmed by input: the Vietnam war and the collapse of the '60s and the proliferation...
RICHARD HELL You realize there are certain things that you'll never do that you always thought would be part of y...
RICHARD HELL I was going to try to evoke the atmosphere that excited me without trying to actually depict it, ......
RICHARD HELL Amazing how the most obvious things escape your notice. Maybe the truth is exactly the things you do...
RICHARD HELL I think love is sort of a con you play on yourself. I think the whole conception of love is somethin...
RICHARD HELL It's great for me to move on from that, ... And I'm glad I survived, to be able to.
RICHARD HELL If they know that it's a 20-minute schedule, then be there a minute or two before.
BARRY DRAGON I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking...
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The communications delays between Earth and Mars can be half an hour or more, so the people on the g...
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Empathy is not something we offer to our customers or our employees from nine to five... (it) is... ...
SIMON SINEK

The Kennedys were very organized. Dinner was always served at 7:15, and if you were a minute late, i...
ETHEL KENNEDY [singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much o...
TIM CURRY One minute, you're a slug. And the next minute, you're a hero.
ED BELFOUR

even as each minute seems to take an hour, each hour seems to fly by in a minute.
LAUREN OLIVER

Daisy Bowman,” he said unevenly, “I’d spend eternity in hell for one hour with you.” “Is t...
LISA KLEYPAS

The minute a thing is long and complicated it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em ...
WILL ROGERS

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagi...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The last-minute rush by consumers may have come too late. I think the season overall was uneven.
MICHAEL NIEMIRA

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand s...
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the 1000 smal...
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand s...
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand s...
STEPHEN VINCENT BENéT

A mind not to be changed by place or time.
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can ma...
JOHN MILTON

We spent a month on that scene and it goes by in a minute.
KIRSTEN DUNST

I love my passport. I plan trips very last minute, so I always carry it with me.
WARIS AHLUWALIA It was a last-minute thing agreed to by both parties.
DOCK BLANCHARD It was very tough last night. When you get un-elected, you're done that minute.
JULI LAX

An infernal machine that produces every minute an impressive amount of poor, 26 million poor in 10 y...
HUGO CHAVEZ Heaven and Hell are within you. Choose wisely or to hell with you!
TAPAN GHOSH Don't wait until the last minute. The last minute is the worst minute.
JACINTA MPALYENKANA

You don't have to believe in Hell. All you need is to hear someone who really does, who believes in ...
PETER S. BEAGLE If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell
PHILIP HENRY SHERIDAN

FAUSTUS: Where are you damn’d?
MEPHISTOPHILIS: In hell.
FAUSTUS: How comes it, then, tha...
CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE

The fear of hell, or aiming to be blest, savors too much of private interest.
EDMUND WALLER I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself tal...
RANDY NEWMAN

Just a minute,
ELVIS PRESLEY

One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship!
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ A robot-arm in a factory doesn't decide minute by minute whether to rivet or revolt - it just do...
DANIEL H. WILSON

If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA

Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.
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ALAN B JONES

Do all things possible to be recognized by Heaven, for that is the true noble thing!
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH

We sat and watched the whole thing as all hell broke loose.
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG I cook Sunday dinner every week. Friends and family are always dropping by.
ERNESTINE POTTS

Hell is truth seen too late.
THOMAS HOBBES Hell is truth known too late.
J.C. RYLE

I know acting is a profession where one minute, you're hot and the next minute, it can all go away,
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY One minute before or after and it wouldnt of happend, is it random or fate?
MISS HANNAH HOWITT We cook the kind of foods you eat at home. They're not fancy or complicated. Besides, you can't trus...
GARY ROBERSON The minute we look away, the minute we stop fighting back, that's the minute bigotry wins.
DASHANNE STOKES Hell in life indicates a state of suffering, of agony, of torture (by others, by circumstances, or b...
JACQUELINE RIPSTEIN They were silent within a minute or two.
RUSTY GREGORY What you do day by day, hour by hour and minute by minute is what matters most. You’ve got time an...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA

Too caustic? To hell with the cost. If it's a good picture, we'll make it.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Neither Heaven nor Hell are far from routine. The biggest danger lies in the perception of the proxi...
GARY RUDZ

The mind is a universe and can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
JOHN MILTON The complicated, ambiguous milieu of human contact is being replaced with simple, scalable equations...
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And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. Th...
GENA SHOWALTER Everything we find now is consistent with that conclusion.
MARK SHOWALTER The newly reported spiral is in a class by itself.
MARK SHOWALTER It is more evidence that our solar system is a dynamic place, somewhere very active.
MARK SHOWALTER

Women are like bottles of liquor. They should be sampled,
savored, then discarded. Matrimony is...
GENA SHOWALTER

I don't hate you.. I just don't like that
GENA SHOWALTER

Never had Dallas seen the Targon more pissed. There'd been none of his usual charm, none of his nonc...
GENA SHOWALTER

Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.”
Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news i...
GENA SHOWALTER

And please, don't take offense. It's not an insult if it's true. - Devyn
GENA SHOWALTER

What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.
GENA SHOWALTER

Do you think it takes true pain to experience true pleasure?
GENA SHOWALTER

How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in u...
GENA SHOWALTER

There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
GENA SHOWALTER

There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better ...
GENA SHOWALTER

The moment I finish 'any' book, my feels are pretty much the same. Goes a little something l...
GENA SHOWALTER

I wasn't teasing you. I mean to keep you here forever and train you to be sinless", "Gods, how - oop...
GENA SHOWALTER

Yeah, I understand. That doesn't mean I'll obey" - Bianka
GENA SHOWALTER

She liked to steal - so what. She could kill without blinking - again, so what. It wasn't like she w...
GENA SHOWALTER

I’m so sorry, sweetheart. I’ll let you go, but don’t expect me to forget you. We’re bonded. ...
GENA SHOWALTER

He'll cook too complicated a dinner, and it backfires. Or, he'll plan the whole night out minute by minute.

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