Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life ...
ELLEN GOODMAN The strike is the first by Iberia's pilot's since it was privatized and the company says the present...
AL GOODMAN There were few people lining up at Iberia check-in counters Tuesday morning, where they would normal...
AL GOODMAN Even if this spill doesn't get any worse, the damage from it -- and that's of course not sure -- a l...
AL GOODMAN The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out agai...
AL GOODMAN It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" -- not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only y...
PAUL GOODMAN I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight o...
LEN GOODMAN One of the benefits of creating a great work environment is its effect on retaining highly valued wo...
ADAM GOODMAN It wasn't too hard. Any time you're paying attention to what you're putting in your mouth, you're go...
ADAM GOODMAN There's a misconception about which foods are bad for you, but really it depends on what your object...
ADAM GOODMAN The Island' was a gigantic disappointment.
ADAM GOODMAN The economics are evolving in the movie business. Everybody has to recognize that.
ADAM GOODMAN People are choosing performance over partisanship.
ADAM GOODMAN I don't care how the Republicans spin it, ... it's not good.
ADAM GOODMAN We feel very good that the poll continues to show Nelson well under 50 percent,
ADAM GOODMAN We grow up with certain icons and certain entertainment ... and being able to share it with someone ...
ADAM GOODMAN The campaign is all about taking the Katherine Harris story to over 90 percent of the Florida public...
ADAM GOODMAN At first she felt overwhelmed by the house, its airy symmetry its silence. Now she was accustomed to...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with eac...
ELLEN GOODMAN It rarely adds anything to say, In my opinion --not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only your ...
PAUL GOODMAN Few great men could pass personal.
PAUL GOODMAN For mankind, speech with a capital S is especially meaningful and committing, more than the content ...
PAUL GOODMAN When a village ceases to be a community, it becomes oppressive in its narrow conformity. So one beco...
PAUL GOODMAN I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to ...
ELLEN GOODMAN There is such a thing as food and such a thing as poison. But the damage done by those who pass off ...
PAUL GOODMAN To translate, one must have a style of his own, for otherwise the translation will have no rhythm or...
PAUL GOODMAN What do I want to take home from my summer vacation? Time. The wonderful luxury of being at r...
ELLEN GOODMAN There
ELLEN GOODMAN I keep reading between the lies.
GOODMAN ACE The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else s...
GOODMAN ACE The stars which shone over Babylon and the stable in Bethlehem still shine as brightly over the Empi...
LINDA GOODMAN Comedy deflates the sense precisely so that the underlying lubricity and malice may bubble to the su...
PAUL GOODMAN Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.
ELLEN GOODMAN Her parthenogenetic birth from Adam's body makes Eve his daughter so that the Judeo-Christian tradit...
NAOMI GOODMAN The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
ELLEN GOODMAN Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that yo...
ELLEN GOODMAN But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when h...
JOHN GOODMAN Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
PAUL GOODMAN A people must have dignity and identity.
ANDREW GOODMAN I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shou...
LEN GOODMAN When I was at 'Newsweek' magazine - which, you know, this really sounds like I walked four m...
ELLEN GOODMAN We criticize mothers for closeness. We criticize fathers for distance. How many of us have expected ...
ELLEN GOODMAN To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If you fe...
BENNY GOODMAN Sometimes when you start losing detail, whether it's in music or in life, something as small as fail...
BENNY GOODMAN Some of the overflow audience actually sat on the stage.
BENNY GOODMAN One way or the other, if you want to find reasons why you shouldn't keep on, you'll find 'em. The ob...
BENNY GOODMAN I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How...
BENNY GOODMAN As soon as it was understood that we could handle things in our own way, it was the thrill of my lif...
BENNY GOODMAN After you've done all the work and prepared as much as you can, what the hell, you might as well go ...
BENNY GOODMAN If a guy's got it, let him give it. I'm selling music, not prejudice.
BENNY GOODMAN I don't have any great love for Chicago. What the hell, a childhood around Douglas Park isn't very m...
BENNY GOODMAN Whoever moves into a community has a vested interest in it.
ANDREW GOODMAN The source and cause of this need for reaction can be attributed to white contempt and neglect. The ...
ANDREW GOODMAN The current neglect of the problem can only irritate this deplorable state of affairs. The Black Mus...
ANDREW GOODMAN It is true that the white man (and by this I mean Christian civilization in general) has proved hims...
ANDREW GOODMAN That night at Carnegie Hall was a great experience. When the thing was first put up to me I was a li...
BENNY GOODMAN We continued to improve each week. We have had a lot of great individual performances recently and I...
ANGELA GOODMAN Each week has been one step in preparation for Big Ten Championships, and this is our opportunity to...
ANGELA GOODMAN This weekend we'll bring the full team, and I expect everyone to be competitive. The meet features a...
ANGELA GOODMAN This will be a really good chance to see where we stand at this point in the season. All of the stat...
ANGELA GOODMAN We had a good opener last week, and this weekend will be a continuation of that. I think the girls a...
ANGELA GOODMAN This is an important meet for us. We are sending a full team, and it's the last competition before t...
ANGELA GOODMAN Voices of Our Time.
AMY GOODMAN I really do think that if for one week in the U.S. we saw the true face of war, we saw people's limb...
AMY GOODMAN The Exception to the Rulers: Exposing Oily Politicians, War Profiteers, and the Media That Love Them...
AMY GOODMAN I loved what she said about Cindy Sheehan. ... I think it's important that she exposed the oil compa...
AMY GOODMAN [The president has been on vacation] almost a year now, ... but Sheehan says she can never enjoy ano...
AMY GOODMAN Beware of mothers who have nothing left to lose.
AMY GOODMAN War coverage should be more than a parade of retired generals and retired government flacks posing a...
AMY GOODMAN We have to protect all journalists, and journalists have to be allowed to do their jobs.
AMY GOODMAN The media is absolutely essential to the functioning of a democracy. It's not our job to cozy up to ...
AMY GOODMAN Journalism is the only profession explicitly protected by the U.S. Constitution, because journalists...
AMY GOODMAN I regard this novel as a work without redeeming social value, unless it can be recycled as a cardboa...
ELLEN GOODMAN There’s a trick to the 'graceful exit.' It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life ...
ELLEN GOODMAN I found power in accepting the truth of who I am. It may not be a truth that others can accept, but ...
ALISON GOODMAN Values are not trendy items that are casually traded in.
ELLEN GOODMAN TV is the best babysitter.
JOHN GOODMAN The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating.
ANDREW GOODMAN Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
GOODMAN ACE There was a saying that the strength of a man’s steel was only known under the hammer of circumsta...
ALISON GOODMAN I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people convinced they are about to change t...
ELLEN GOODMAN On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only...
LEN GOODMAN This is just the first step of the second season.
BRIAN GOODMAN It was a big win for us over a county rival. We were hitting the ball much better today.
BRIAN GOODMAN Over the last 10 years, there has been more awareness that ADHD is a lifelong disorder.
BRIAN GOODMAN It was a good win for us. Anthony pitched well for us to start the game and our bats were good. When...
BRIAN GOODMAN We came ready to play because we wanted to finally get a chance to play someone other than ourselves...
BRIAN GOODMAN We expected to hit the ball well but we were better on the long ball tonight.
BRIAN GOODMAN When you hit that many long balls, you'll likely win a lot of your games. We need to cut down on our...
BRIAN GOODMAN Jesus brings light into darkness and life into a world that is filled with death and destruction.
BRIAN GOODMAN It takes time to build. We want to take the time to build what we're doing right.
BRIAN GOODMAN While (Hurricane Katrina) is more devastating that 9/11 and (brought) far wider destruction and disl...
BRIAN GOODMAN It should be crystal clear skies.
BILL GOODMAN In reality, it reflects an attempt by the Bush administration to exercise unchecked power without th...
BILL GOODMAN The judge adhered to the basic democratic principles built into the Freedom of Information Act, ... ...
BILL GOODMAN Normally that's not a big deal. But all the trees still have leaves on them and the soil is very sat...
BILL GOODMAN There was flooding in some various streams, but just toward the western half of the state. I don't s...
BILL GOODMAN This is information that should have been released a long time ago, and it's a scandal that it hasn'...
BILL GOODMAN We had a cold front blast through this afternoon, bringing some gusty winds - 50 mph at LaGuardia Ai...
BILL GOODMAN The more they practiced, the more consistent they got. My two seniors have really stepped up.
BILL GOODMAN No one up the chain of command has ever been held accountable for what is in these horrifying images...
BILL GOODMAN There are still vast numbers of documents that are concealed and hidden and declared to be secret an...
BILL GOODMAN There's an opportunity in mobile communications and wireless to create radios that can run at very h...
BOB GOODMAN This is a normal, cyclical slowdown in growth, engineered by the Fed. That's what the Fed told us th...
BOB GOODMAN This is a normal, cyclical slowdown in growth, engineered by the Fed, ... That's what the Fed told u...
BOB GOODMAN Assuming theres insurance, there would be no reason not to carry on, ... This just pushes us back on...
BOB GOODMAN Things were terrible then and, comparatively, were really having great times right now, ... The poin...
BOB GOODMAN I think it's admirable,
BOB GOODMAN Most of the speakers are good, some are excellent. Usually people get a chance to talk one-on-one wi...
BOB GOODMAN There is no doubt that if you are a bass fisherman, you will learn a few tricks,
BOB GOODMAN I think were seeing buyers sitting back and looking to see what happens over the next several months...
BOB GOODMAN He definitely brings people out to see him.
BRAD GOODMAN Coach has been talking about heart all week. We've been doing a lot of rebounding drills. We haven't...
BRAD GOODMAN Yes it was. We needed it. We need one (today), too.
BRAD GOODMAN We have the potential to beat anyone in the state, but we've got to play our game. We've got to brin...
BRAD GOODMAN I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my bes...
LEN GOODMAN Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.
GOODMAN ACE I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.
GOODMAN ACE I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you cant recall it, forg...
GOODMAN ACE Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating
GOODMAN ACE I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you canââ‚...
GOODMAN ACE TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medi...
GOODMAN ACE The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's
GOODMAN ACE I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one
GOODMAN ACE Truth cannot be defined or tested by agreement with 'the world'; for not only do truths diff...
NELSON GOODMAN Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a drought com...
JOHN GOODMAN It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" -- not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only y...
PAUL GOODMAN Comedy deflates the sense precisely so that the underlying lubricity and malice may bubble to the s...
PAUL GOODMAN Giddy with each other and the wine, they strolled outside through the Presidio, the old fort now hou...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
WALTER GOODMAN You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can’t teach someone who writes columns to...
ELLEN GOODMAN We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry or because they remain intrigued with each...
ELLEN GOODMAN Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are thos...
ELLEN GOODMAN Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
ELLEN GOODMAN In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
ELLEN GOODMAN All in all, I am not surprised that the people who want to unravel the social contract start with yo...
ELLEN GOODMAN The important thing about travel in foreign lands is that it breaks the speech habits and makes you ...
PAUL GOODMAN Few great men could pass Personnel.
PAUL GOODMAN Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.
ROY GOODMAN Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are thos...
ELLEN GOODMAN Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are th...
ELLEN GOODMAN "God works in many ways His wonders to perform." But He's not a skillful mechanic. A man drived ov...
PAUL GOODMAN In America you can say anything you want - as long as it doesn't have any effect.
PAUL GOODMAN It takes application, a fine sense of value, and a powerful community-spirit for a people to have se...
PAUL GOODMAN It rarely adds anything to say, ''In my opinion'' -not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only yo...
PAUL GOODMAN When the Devil quotes Scriptures, it's not, really, to deceive, but simply that the masses are so ig...
PAUL GOODMAN What we're saying to people is 'Look, we'll wipe that (Internet access) cost out for you, but make y...
PAUL GOODMAN Desperate families have been waiting for government action on the CSA since its last chief executive...
PAUL GOODMAN I am willing to completely challenge and face the legal threat.
PAUL GOODMAN I am often involved in individual housing cases when constituents ask for my help. This chance to vi...
PAUL GOODMAN This is one of the most difficult retail businesses to be successful at because with most businesses...
PAUL GOODMAN You'll have to rent a shop, open a retail display area, buy the refrigerators and equipment and subs...
PAUL GOODMAN They can do that because there are additional revenue streams available beyond the hardware. That ch...
MICHAEL GOODMAN We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cr...
ELLEN GOODMAN Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the...
ELLEN GOODMAN Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman g...
LEN GOODMAN Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.
JOHN GOODMAN I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.
LEN GOODMAN I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How...
BENNY GOODMAN He uses anecdotes for the same reason other people climb mountains - they are there.
WALTER GOODMAN these punks come along and deface it.
OSCAR GOODMAN A place like Las Vegas, which is the greatest city in the world, will not allow anyone to be prejudi...
OSCAR GOODMAN including the run down old, saggy naked broad show at the Tropicanna.
OSCAR GOODMAN It was the first ten impressions that were the most powerful. The same story was pretty much true fo...
ALISTAIR GOODMAN Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.
JOHN GOODMAN Nowadays, very few children actually learn to swim. Instead, they learn to play in the water.
CHUCK GOODMAN As far as the patent process and how long it takes to patent something, this is a story that is not ...
MIKE GOODMAN It's understandable why he did what he did in the context of a couple of very strange years where al...
JON GOODMAN This was the weirdest storm we ever worked. It did about three loops, four stalls and a sprint.
MARK GOODMAN Article Six of Maryland's Declaration of Rights states that when the state is oppressing its people ...
CHRIS GOODMAN We want to make sure the city is offering the services that our citizens need and desire.
CHUCK GOODMAN 'The Island' was a gigantic disappointment.
ADAM GOODMAN When it gets to this point that staff members are so unhappy that they want an editor suspended, it ...
MARK GOODMAN I can't think of a strategy to protect her against them.
ADAM GOODMAN They just need to be able to recover so they can go back and do what the Lord has entrusted them to ...
OSCAR GOODMAN I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly.
"I haven't been a lady for long...
ALISON GOODMAN Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.
JOHN GOODMAN I was first hired at Staples in 1992, by company founder Tom Stemberg and eventual CEO Ron Sargent, ...
SHIRA GOODMAN The woods are lovely, dark, and deep," Jess intoned as they took the path down from the parking lot....
ALLEGRA GOODMAN People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of the population. If they...
JOHN GOODMAN I come from a broken home. My parents split up when I was nine. Everyone gave me a good wallop. But ...
LEN GOODMAN (We're) as prepared as we should be given the lack of frequency of earthquakes and the lack of inten...
MARK GOODMAN She had no idea how George delighted in her funny ways, or watched her through the window as she sto...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN This storm, if it stays on its current track, timing and pace, it should hit Onslow County at high t...
MARK GOODMAN The key to the console is not the platform - by itself, PlayStation 2 is nothing but a big paperweig...
MICHAEL GOODMAN The Park Service has no position. There has been only informal conversation about [the sale] and we ...
BARBARA GOODMAN We would be happy to have a discussion with the family at any time they choose to initiate one. Ther...
BARBARA GOODMAN This is something that is entirely up to the King family.
BARBARA GOODMAN It's happening across the board, it's not just Apple. We're starting to see the tip of the iceberg o...
MIKE GOODMAN To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If yo...
BENNY GOODMAN This is more like mid-April.
BILL GOODMAN Call me a cockeyed pessimist, but I'm having trouble finding any good news in the trashing of Ha...
ELLEN GOODMAN Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along with them.
JOHN GOODMAN Since there are so many different environments in the soil, the likelihood of finding different orga...
ROBERT GOODMAN It's been working really, really well. We both want to reduce overhead and stay viable.
JOHN GOODMAN We work hard, ... But, it does make farming more enjoyable.
JOHN GOODMAN The opportunity is to lower the cost of these drugs. The risk is that state Medicaid programs use th...
JOHN GOODMAN Father of the Pride.
JOHN GOODMAN