Bil Keane
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MADELINE KAHN DYLAN MORAN TINA FEY Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty o... MICHAEL PATRICK KING I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfor... WALTON GOGGINS LARRY WILMORE I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe... PAUL GASCOIGNE I put in 8.5 gallons, cost me $8.41. So that's the way I buy gas. ha, ha, ha. LARRY BEHRENDT If I don't laugh at least 20 times a day - it hasn't been a good day. JORDIN SPARKS It's occurred to me I need to laugh at myself more, and that I don't need to be some sad fol... PATTY GRIFFIN I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there... DARREN BOYD YUVRAJ SINGH CHARLES BUKOWSKI Acting is fascinating to me. I love unlocking the mysteries with characters and finding out what wou... AMANDA SCHULL Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of c... BOB FOSSE MARY STEENBURGEN What's important is that people realize that I can't be put into a box musically. I've s... TREY SONGZ I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think i... KATE CLINTON JUSTIN CHATWIN Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly ac... MARIE KATRA Every now and then, someone will tell me that one of my books has made them laugh out loud. I never ... MARY ROACH We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to la... ALIA SHAWKAT I have a number of friends that try to live off their writing, and there's way more pressure for... JOE MENO I love doing emotional scenes. As I've had a perfect life, I don't really have much to pull ... HILARY DUFF GIGI HADID Sometimes you have to laugh about what gets published; sometimes it's annoying, but in general I... OLIVIER MARTINEZ BENNETT CERF NOAM CHOMSKY LIBBA BRAY CRAIG GROESCHEL STEVEN WRIGHT HUGH JACKMAN LIONEL MESSI I love a good laugh as well, I think that's so important in life, which is probably why I've... PAUL KANE With social media, people share mostly their best moments. Don't feel like you're not doing ... VANESSA LACHEY For me, songwriting starts with a melody. When a musician plays a chord progression, either the word... RAIN PHOENIX ALEXA VEGA AIMEE MANN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS The funniest people I know were, not necessarily troubled, but had a harder time in school or were s... KAITLIN OLSON When you need a good laugh, do you reach for a book? I don't. I expect books to move me deeply a... MARIA SEMPLE HELEN OYEYEMI TAVI GEVINSON NICOLAS CAGE LIL WAYNE I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of peopl... DAVE CHAPPELLE ROBERT A. HEINLEIN TODD ENGLISH FAITH HILL ARUNDHATI ROY I have to give the credit to Mr. Volpe at the announcer?s table, he makes me laugh, gives me nicknam... BEN SCHWARTZ DAVID DUCHOVNY ARTHUR SMITH With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laug... BROOKE NEVIN JESSE MCCARTNEY MAUREEN DOWD Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Th... ALLISON JANNEY AARON RODGERS I don't even watch Fox News usually in the prime time hours because I'm home with my kids an... MEGYN KELLY KENDRA WILKINSON I don't like to just talk about nothing, or less than nothing. If it's something interesting... ZACK GREINKE Half of me is this wacked-out comedienne who will do anything for a buck and a laugh. Well, at least... FAITH PRINCE ARI GRAYNOR FAITH HILL JULIA ROBERTS DWAYNE JOHNSON Every movie goes through that U-shape where you start with 'Oh that's a great idea. I love i... JENNIFER YUH NELSON There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. Y... DAVE CHAPPELLE RUBY ROSE TREVOR NOAH When I was at high school, I thought it'd be nice to go into Air Force Academy and fly jets, but... EMILY ROBISON JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
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JACK KEANE Yes, we need a force to continue to train, assist, advise the Iraqi army. JACK KEANE Most people who aspire to be president don't have a foreign policy and national security backgro... JACK KEANE Only four secretaries of defense served longer than Robert M. Gates. Many others were as dedicated; ... JACK KEANE The Arab Spring, nobody's in the streets demonstrating for radical Islam; they're in the str... JACK KEANE I'm a New York kid, so when I saw that plane that hit the first building, I suspected it was ter... JACK KEANE It's not that I can't be fooled, but I'm not fooled often. JACK KEANE Senator Clinton is very knowledgeable about national security and is probably going to be strong on ... JACK KEANE 'Duty' is a refreshingly honest memoir and a moving one. Mr. Gates scrupulously identifies h... JACK KEANE By the end of 2008, clearly the Al Qaeda and Sunni insurgency had been relatively stabilized. And in... JACK KEANE The Taliban has not, in my judgment, in any significant way changed their fundamental goal and objec... JACK KEANE Historically, aggression unanswered has led to more aggression. JACK KEANE ISIS itself, it draws its central belief system from the Koran and from the writings of the Prophet ... JACK KEANE Fighting forces, particularly ground forces, have to operate on the basis of unit cohesion. JACK KEANE Very unusual in an insurgency to have absolutely no political agenda other than to return to power. ... JACK KEANE Air power will not defeat ISIS. It has not been able to deny ISIS freedom of maneuver and the abilit... JACK KEANE I totally disagree with the premise that al Qaeda is on the path to defeat. Quite the contrary, al Q... JACK KEANE On a professional side, you've got a tough problem to fix, Geoff Miller's going to do it, an... JACK KEANE I read people; that's one of my strengths. It's not that I can't be fooled, but I'm ... JACK KEANE I have decorated soldiers for heroism before, and it was always such an honor to do it. JACK KEANE Some have said it is the easiest group at the World Cup, but we realize it won't be like that. G... ROBBIE KEANE We get on well and it won't be too much trouble spending so much time with him. He has a strange... ROBBIE KEANE BILL KEANE ROY KEANE Afghanistan is where much of the al Qaeda journey began. It is the main site where Osama bin Laden, ... JACK KEANE We have a great sense of togetherness. It is our team spirit that has taken us to this World Cup. ROBBIE KEANE I watched the Bush administration overreact to the Clinton administration, who believed they did too... JACK KEANE I didn't want people to know that I was an artist. I was ashamed. I thought artists were weird, ... MARGARET KEANE We should be robustly assisting the Free Syrian Army with equipment and also with training. JACK KEANE Stand up for your rights and be brave, and don't be intimidated. Read your Bible. That's rea... MARGARET KEANE BILL KEANE In 2012, General Dempsey, General Petraeus directed the CIA, Secretary Panetta and Secretary Clinton... JACK KEANE The fact that we walked away from the Middle East, as distasteful as it was for us to stay involved ... JACK KEANE Since 1989, we have been deploying on an average of every 18 months. JACK KEANE There are a few people saying we can't (play together), but we know we can. ROBBIE KEANE The team spirit has always been here, it was here under Brian as well. You can't say it wasn't here ... ROBBIE KEANE We don't want to get too carried away. We'll take each game as it comes and hopefully in May we'll b... ROBBIE KEANE It couldn't have gone better. ROBBIE KEANE I have a close association with Gen. Petraeus... What you get in Dave Petraeus is a very unique offi... JACK KEANE Circuit City is benefiting from the whole digital product cycle and is more competitive in getting t... BRYAN KEANE If you're going to maintain true authorities over a subordinate organization, you have to have s... JACK KEANE I finally got to the point where I decided I don't care if it's good art or bad art - it'... MARGARET KEANE There was a tremendous amount of disappointment in missing the World Cup finals in 1998, so they'... ROBBIE KEANE ROY KEANE At Leeds I've tried to concentrate on my club form, but you get caught up in all the World Cup f... ROBBIE KEANE I am happy at Leeds and I want to stay. There has been talk that Leeds might sell some players, but ... ROBBIE KEANE By the end of 2008, clearly, the al Qaeda and Sunni insurgency had been relatively stabilized. And i... JACK KEANE People either hate my paintings or they love them. There does not seem to be much middle ground. MARGARET KEANE As a kid growing up in the back streets of Dublin I used to pretend I was playing in the World Cup w... ROBBIE KEANE ROY KEANE There were no ceilings. The walls were collapsed. JOHN KEANE The reality is that we have two legislators who are very content with the situation as it is. JOHN KEANE I've never had a green beer in my entire life. Oh, how I love Ireland. When she's doing well, I feel... JOHN KEANE Everybody wants to talk about sectarian conflicts of the war in Iraq, but the fact of the matter is,... JACK KEANE The homegrown terrorists are the most significant because any fighter returning from Syria to the Un... JACK KEANE ROY KEANE ROY KEANE ROY KEANE ROY KEANE ROY KEANE ROY KEANE In 2005 in Iraq, the constitution was written. A new government was elected. That government was try... JACK KEANE I think one thing that really dawned on me is, seeing the first program, is you're seeing the person... KAREN KEANE Believe in your character. Animate (or write) with sincerity. GLEN KEANE BILL KEANE BILL KEANE BILL KEANE Any time you design a character for a Disney picture, especially a fairy tale, it's going to become ... GLEN KEANE Online advertising will serve as a catalyst for change in the traditional ad business. Media integra... PATRICK KEANE I can't even remember when the Seventies was. ROBBIE KEANE Obviously, it's good to see him. It's been quite an ordeal he's gone through in a really up-and-down... MIKE KEANE Obviously, we want Jason in the lineup but his health is the No. 1 concern. MIKE KEANE I'd be playing hockey somewhere. MIKE KEANE If a trade happens, it could change the dynamics of your team. We're kind of in limbo right now. But... MIKE KEANE We don't want to be a team that's not expected to win, we want to be the best in the league. Anytime... MIKE KEANE Obviously, his ability stands out. He isn't a rah-rah type of guy but he goes out and plays hard. Th... MIKE KEANE Three days off is a lot, it was enough. MIKE KEANE Your No. 1 concern is to kill the penalty, but (the threat of scoring short-handed) is important to ... MIKE KEANE We have to be smarter than that in our decisions. We had a five on three and we know they're going t... MIKE KEANE Yes, we'll have to put a stop to this bookworming. No future in that. MOLLY KEANE I believe, for a long time, protracted wars test the will of any democracy, to be sure, and people w... JACK KEANE The thing I have in common with Donald Trump is, about a dozen years ago, we got a 'Man of the Y... JACK KEANE ROY KEANE Putin has put Russia on a path to be a world power with global influence. JACK KEANE Don't tell lies, ever. No matter what - not even little white lies. MARGARET KEANE Our voluntary agreement with the state attorneys general builds on Philip Morris USA's existing trad... DENISE KEANE Our voluntary agreement ... sets a framework for continued information sharing with law enforcement ... DENISE KEANE The Pentagon is a series of wedges. So you have - the outer wedge has windows on the outside, and th... JACK KEANE Our Fourth Quarter results closed out the year on a positive note that sets the tone for the year ah... BRIAN KEANE By providing full visibility into engagement performance, Productivity Insight demonstrates our comm... BRIAN KEANE We believe Roaming Messenger has a unique technology in the exciting and growing wireless sector. Es... BRIAN KEANE Going into the announcement, there was hope that they would be able to provide some upside because l... BRIAN KEANE It was largely in line with what people wanted, and people wanted some upside, especially in the gui... BRIAN KEANE People are looking for answers. A perfect storm of issues is coalescing. BRIAN KEANE We are thrilled to welcome Rich to Keane's leadership team. His exceptional track record at building... BRIAN KEANE We are thrilled to welcome Rich to Keane's leadership team. His exceptional track record at building... BRIAN KEANE They're benefiting from rebuilding from the hurricane season in the fall and warm weather in January... BRYAN KEANE Obesity is a major modifiable risk factor for cardiovascular disease. BRYAN KEANE With the GM contract renewal now behind us, a large cloud has been lifted over the EDS shares. BRYAN KEANE (There) still might be a deal out there, but at current valuations, we see little room for upside. BRYAN KEANE They have a strong U.S. boot franchise and future growth potential in Europe. BRYAN KEANE This happens nearly every year on New Year's Eve somewhere in the state. KEVIN KEANE It's not big and glamorous and there's not a fortune to be made in it, but if you run your business ... DAVID KEANE I had to pretend like I knew what I was doing, convince them that I was cheap and durable and wouldn... DAVID KEANE ROY KEANE Radical Islamists spread from Western Africa through the Middle East, all the way to South Asia to s... JACK KEANE While conducting a conventional war in Iraq and Syria, ISIS has staged terrorist attacks on a global... JACK KEANE Here's the problem the Free Syrian Army has. They really want to topple the regime in Damascus, ... JACK KEANE An aerial IED would be another indication of the enemy's innovation and creativity. Clearly they rec... GENJOHN KEANE An aerial IED would be another indication of the enemy's innovation and creativity. GENJOHN KEANE It could be just a lucky shot. Or it could be that they have invested in a training program, and the... GENJOHN KEANE I think that it does happen to be sort of the wildcard element to the show. There are sort of surpri... KAREN KEANE I know a lot about a lot of things, but there's always something to learn. That's the beauty of the ... KAREN KEANE The thing that is really changed is people have become a little more camera-ready. They come more pr... KAREN KEANE AOL tries to be all things to all people. It's a known brand name, so AOL is in the best position to... PATRICK KEANE The response from the public has been better than anyone expected. MICHAEL KEANE The main driver is really the increase in the cost of gas. ROBERT KEANE The Pentagon is actually a 10-story building, five up and five down. JACK KEANE Cyberespionage and cyberattack is exploding from our adversaries inside our country. We don't se... JACK KEANE I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their... JOHN B. KEANE Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. JOHN BRENDAN KEANE A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody ... JOHN B. KEANE Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting u... JOHN B. KEANE
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Come live, and be merry, and join with me,To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he!' 
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