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When contemplating General Eisenhower winning the Presidential election, Truman said, Hell sit here,... 
God knew our lives would be really bad sometimes. Like maybe we'd be turned into a monster and then ... 
You said that you are ill... but from from what? 
When you have something good to say, say it. When you have something ill to say, say something else. 
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I once lived in a place where the opinion of others mattered. It suffocated me, nearly broke me. So ... 
Do you know what directors go through? It's just hell. Like, why do I work so hard - to think I'm on... 
Finding something like that in a war is like finding an angel in hell so i kept it with me 
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Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, a... 
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, a... 
I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it. 
Say no ill of the yeere, till it be past. 
If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader. 
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Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
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Do all things possible to be recognized by Heaven, for that is the true noble thing! 
If a man suffers ill, let it be without shame; for this is the only profit when we are dead. You wil... 
When a person is going through hell, and she encounters someone who went through hellish hell and su... 
O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?
People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful w... 
dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I ... 
Go to hell, March." But I'm still smiling while I say it. As I doze off again, I'm pretty sure he sa... 
If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. 
One of the fascinating things about researching Heaven and Hell is, of course, the fact that there a... 
It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a mas... 
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... 
Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never be said again. 
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?' 
I like Colin Powell, I like his West Indian background, I like his intellect, I like a lot of things... 
Say something," demanded Fancie. "Why don't you say something?"
Edward knew what it was like to say over and over again the names of those you had left behind. He k... 
Why the Hell Not? 
What I say should always be prefaced with this: I'm not really politically articulate. I just tr... 
Now the best relation to our spiritual home is to be near enough to love it. But the next best is to... 
Gentlemen of the human race, I say to hell with the lot of you. 
It doesn't matter how many times you say it. It'll still be true.'
A whole bunch of 'ayes' and a whole bunch of 'yeahs.' That's it. That's all ... 
Every few years, I think, 'Maybe now I'm finally smart enough or sophisticated enough to und... 
I believe in energy like dark energies. I believe that when a family moves into a house where six mu... 
What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there! 
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I try to spend a lot of time thinking of what it is I want to say, and how I want to say it. Mainly ... 
You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold... 
When I made it, I still didn't wave the flag and say, Yeah go Asian people. I do want people to know... 
So I look at a lot of stuff now that I did and some of it looks tame to me, but my interest in terms... 
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliant... 
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliant... 
Like, what do you say? Do you say 'Hey man!' Or would you say 'Hey peng?' Like, to be with Jeff Brid... 
The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things. 
The mind is a universe and can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. 
I guess when I look over my shoulder at other designers, I feel like people are so definitive. It... 
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was proli... 
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has... 
When business leaders ask me what they can do for Indiana, I always reply: 'Make money. Go make ... 
My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came... 
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Since everyone was going to die, he could be of great value, right? ... He could be research. A huma... 
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