FastSaying

I probably remember more about 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' than Dick Van Dyke does.


Neil Flynn

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I was trying to be Mary Tyler Moore. I loved her in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
VICKI LAWRENCE Performing for Dick Van Dyke once was fun.
JERROD CARMICHAEL If I couldn't be Dick Van Dyke, I wanted to be Art Carney.
BONNIE HUNT 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the most fun I ever had and the most creative period of my life...
DICK VAN DYKE 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was a huge influence on me as a kid. It looked like a really fun jo...
MIKE SCULLY Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up.
DAVE FOLEY There's Dick Van Dyke and John Ritter, the two greatest physical comics of our generation.
SUZANNE SOMERS All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We wer...
DICK VAN DYKE When I was growing up, there was a character on TV; there was a character stereotype: it was personi...
JEFFREY TAMBOR Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He's an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but al...
DOUGLAS WOOD I'd love to work with Julia Roberts and Johnny Depp or Dick Van Dyke. I love 'Mary Poppins&#...
WILLA HOLLAND There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even wi...
BILL COSBY And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woma...
MARY TYLER MOORE I got my first television at Stanford when I was 20, and I used to watch 'The Dick Van Dyke Show...
TED DANSON As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always...
COLIN MOCHRIE I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van...
DICK VAN DYKE When you decide you want to become a television writer, you naively assume it's going to be like...
JEFFREY KLARIK Reruns are wonderful because it usually indicates that they had something going for them to begin wi...
MARY TYLER MOORE I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my li...
DICK VAN DYKE Handy Hint! When your friend talks about having 'a sweep', do not then visualise Dick van Dyke in hi...
HADLEY FREEMAN I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spo...
MATTHEW SWEET The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner...
MATTHEW SWEET This part of Lutz is suburban. The proposed height for a hospital is compatible on Van Dyke Road nex...
ANDREW BAKER The offensive rebounding was good. Kim Van Dyke did a real good job of keeping the ball alive inside...
SEAN COSTE Just knowing you don't have the answers is a recipe for humility, openness, acceptance, forgiven...
DICK VAN DYKE When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it...
DICK VAN DYKE When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin. And I...
DICK VAN DYKE Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'l...
DICK VAN DYKE 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' was a movie that I repeatedly turned down. The movie's produce...
DICK VAN DYKE For some reason, as time gets short in life, wasting time escaping through entertainment bothers me.
DICK VAN DYKE I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.
DICK VAN DYKE I wanted to be a radio announcer.
DICK VAN DYKE When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took...
DICK VAN DYKE When I was a kid, I had ambitions for being a television announcer, which was before television took...
DICK VAN DYKE I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who al...
DICK VAN DYKE Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
DICK VAN DYKE When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got...
DICK VAN DYKE When you're a kid, you lay in the grass and watch the clouds going over, and you literally don&#...
DICK VAN DYKE The Horny Toad in Cave Creek has great food. When I'm in Arizona, I have at least one meal there...
DICK VAN DYKE The American people hit the streets and did something that the government wouldn't do: the Civil...
DICK VAN DYKE I was 5 years old when the stock market crashed; I lost everything.
DICK VAN DYKE I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it ...
DICK VAN DYKE I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually s...
DICK VAN DYKE In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living...
DICK VAN DYKE No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, ...
DICK VAN DYKE I pay attention to the news. I take the 'New York Times.' I do the Saturday crossword.
DICK VAN DYKE Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronk...
DICK VAN DYKE I'm crazy about Judi Dench.
DICK VAN DYKE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
DICK VAN DYKE Somebody sent me a British magazine listing the 20 worst dialects ever done in movies. I was No. 2, ...
DICK VAN DYKE I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a gr...
DICK VAN DYKE I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the...
DICK VAN DYKE You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.
DICK VAN DYKE Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life,...
DICK VAN DYKE I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandf...
DICK VAN DYKE I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.
DICK VAN DYKE Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
DICK VAN DYKE Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won...
DICK VAN DYKE In Bernie Sanders, I see a man saying that the emperor has no clothes while everyone around him insi...
DICK VAN DYKE There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course....
DICK VAN DYKE One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Sta...
DICK VAN DYKE No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were reall...
DICK VAN DYKE My maternal grandfather owned a grocery store that also sold kosher meat. He did well.
DICK VAN DYKE I've always thought if I could pick my interviewer, it'd be Charlie Rose, who I think is the...
DICK VAN DYKE My life has been a magnificent indulgence.
DICK VAN DYKE I love musicals, but I find it's just so deadening. You know, 30 takes, you do a little piece he...
DICK VAN DYKE The first time I met Mary Tyler Moore, I thought she was just beautiful, but I thought she was a lit...
DICK VAN DYKE I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it&#...
DICK VAN DYKE 'Mary Poppins' was one of the best experiences of my life.
DICK VAN DYKE Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
DICK VAN DYKE I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl...
DICK VAN DYKE I love to harmonize.
DICK VAN DYKE Here's the truth. Your teens and twenties are your Plan A. At 50, you're assessing whether P...
DICK VAN DYKE But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them a...
DICK VAN DYKE Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and th...
DICK VAN DYKE We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our littl...
DICK VAN DYKE I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, ...
DICK VAN DYKE So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did ...
DICK VAN DYKE Put me on solid ground and I'll start tapping! At my age they say to keep moving.
DICK VAN DYKE My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med stud...
DICK VAN DYKE Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It...
DICK VAN DYKE Time is Too Slow for those who Wait, Too Swift for those who Fear, Too Long for those wh...
HENRY JACKSON VAN DYKE I've never really understood the term 'Post-Impressionism' as more than a label for Ceza...
NIGEL HAMILTON I remember when we were on 'Dick Cavett'!
JOHN LENNON February, fill the dyke with what thou dost like.
THOMAS TUSSER Resolved to die in the last dyke of prevarication.
EDMUND BURKE February, fill the dyke With what thou dost like.
THOMAS TUSSER The pathological degree to which former Vice President Dick Cheney operated in secrecy led to govern...
TIMOTHY NOAH Almost all of what I learned about mounting and hosting a dance show I learned from Dick Clark.
DON CORNELIUS Van Halen was a huge influence on me, and 'Eruption' was the song that really leaped off tha...
DIMEBAG DARRELL More people seem to know the Van der Graaf Generator material than my solo work - thanks, I suppose,...
PETER HAMMILL They were hard on us, because these were jazz guys, ... Earl Van Dyke and Joe Hunter were always on ...
LAMONT DOZIER Lately I've been falling asleep listening to 'Common One' by Van Morrison, specifically ...
NATE RUESS When I was a kid, I was kind of obsessed with that movie 'Dick Tracy.' Burger King had all t...
RYAN GOSLING Just because I’ve been gone from this country for most of my life doesn’t mean I understand it a...
FIONA ZEDDE I've been working a lot with Dick Smith on overpopulation.
BINDI IRWIN I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
DENNIS MILLER We are finding out that a lot of Bostonians are making plans to go to Spring Training. I think we've...
CHARLES STEINBERG

More Neil Flynn

I've always liked shows that have a strong cast of secondary characters. One of the greatest exa...
NEIL FLYNN I saw 'Animal House' in the theater the night before I left for college. And for better or w...
NEIL FLYNN While 'The Middle' is still funny for adults to watch, there aren't sex jokes. And I'...
NEIL FLYNN On 'Scrubs,' I played a very unusual character who pretty much was defined by saying and doi...
NEIL FLYNN My father was never anti-anything in our house.
ERROL FLYNN Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
ERROL FLYNN Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.
ERROL FLYNN I like my whisky old and my women young.
ERROL FLYNN The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
ERROL FLYNN It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
ERROL FLYNN When I give a lot of speeches, they're always on the fly. I mean, I know what I'm going to s...
VINCE FLYNN Anybody who knew me growing up calls me Vinny.
VINCE FLYNN One of the most talented writers out there is Brian Haig.
VINCE FLYNN I have been blessed to have the same editor and work for a great publishing house.
VINCE FLYNN I'm a big believer in free enterprise. If people want to try it, then go for it.
VINCE FLYNN It's what every writer needs: a daybed.
VINCE FLYNN I just look at what's going on in the world.
VINCE FLYNN I'm a bit of a Libertarian.
VINCE FLYNN A major theme in all my books is that the CIA is not only the first line of defense but they should ...
VINCE FLYNN No matter how bad you think you have it, there's always - always somebody who's got it way, ...
VINCE FLYNN My doctors warned me repeatedly that if you don't stay positive, you don't do well.
VINCE FLYNN It's this upside-down world that we live in where we afford political correctness to the most in...
VINCE FLYNN I have such bad memories, sitting in the back of a classroom, being told, you know, everybody is goi...
VINCE FLYNN There's a lot more to publishing a book than writing it and slapping a cover on it.
VINCE FLYNN And when I go around and talk to schools, what I tell the kids are, first of all, you have to accept...
VINCE FLYNN I love Robin Wright's character in 'House of Cards' because she's a bona fide villai...
GILLIAN FLYNN I lack formal education. So I'm left with the feeling that I'm smarter than everyone around me but t...
GILLIAN FLYNN I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple.
GILLIAN FLYNN My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
ERROL FLYNN The old Amy, the girl of the big laugh and the easy ways, literally shed herself, a pile of skin and...
GILLIAN FLYNN A good football team plays offense and defense. You have to be aggressive and disrupt.
VINCE FLYNN We found ways to battle and battle, but not to pull out wins. We won one big game and thought we wer...
BECKY FLYNN It's nice to have very competitive games, even though this isn't the best record we've had. [The AAC...
BECKY FLYNN That was a tough one. Our record doesn't show how well we've played. We have to learn how to win the...
BECKY FLYNN We gave up offensive rebounds, at least 18, which is the stat of the game. Overall, we played well i...
BECKY FLYNN I feel like we're very well prepared (for districts). In the last week, we lost to three very tough ...
BECKY FLYNN I put on a skirt and blouse for the meeting, feeling dwarfy, my grown up, big-girl clothes never qui...
GILLIAN FLYNN My parents have always worried that I’d take Amy too personally — they always tell not to read t...
GILLIAN FLYNN I wanted to slice barren into my skin. That’s how I’d stay, my insides unused. Empty and pristin...
GILLIAN FLYNN Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a c...
GILLIAN FLYNN Para Amy, o amor era como drogas, álcool e pornografia: não havia limite. Cada exposiçao precisav...
GILLIAN FLYNN A molta gente manca questo dono, la capacità di capire quando deve levarsi dai coglioni. Alla gente...
GILLIAN FLYNN It had turned me into a knee-jerk suckup to authority. Mom, Dad, teachers: Whatever makes your job e...
GILLIAN FLYNN Wenn man meine Seele zeichnen könnte, wäre es irgendein wildes Gekritzel mit deutlich sichtbaren R...
GILLIAN FLYNN It was one of the few stories we told the same way.
GILLIAN FLYNN I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas tha...
GILLIAN FLYNN I feel like Amy wanted people to believe she really was perfect. And as we got to be friends, I got ...
GILLIAN FLYNN Millions of dollars later, and neither of them were happy. Money is wasted on the rich. We
GILLIAN FLYNN Feeling sad means having too much time on your hands, usually.
GILLIAN FLYNN ... it’s a nice day’s work when you make a lot of people smile.
GILLIAN FLYNN When people ask me that question that everyone asks: "What do you do?" I'd say, "I'm in customer ser...
GILLIAN FLYNN I’m a self-didact. (Not a dirty word, look it up.) I read constantly. I think. But I lack formal e...
GILLIAN FLYNN But she did invite me to her house, and women like that don’t invite over women like me unless the...
GILLIAN FLYNN She called me Nerdy because I wore glasses and read books and ate yogurt on my lunch break. I'm not ...
GILLIAN FLYNN She defines and eliminates problems. She’s practical in an evil way.
GILLIAN FLYNN Third choice is a single woman who has that open look. You know it : The same woman you stop to ask ...
GILLIAN FLYNN Viveca's clients were mostly upper-middle class and lower-upper class.Being of these classes , they'...
GILLIAN FLYNN So you can see why the whole hand-job thing felt like a natural career progression.
GILLIAN FLYNN I mean, if I were a guy, looking to pay a girl to wank
me off, I wouldn’t walk in the room an...
GILLIAN FLYNN I never worked holidays, because holiday hand jobs are sad for everyone.
GILLIAN FLYNN I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are...
GILLIAN FLYNN inside joke is like a symbol of friendship without having to do the work required of an actual frien...
GILLIAN FLYNN Millions of dollars later, and neither of them were happy. Money is wasted on the rich.
GILLIAN FLYNN I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are...
GILLIAN FLYNN But I lack formal education. So I’m left with the feeling that I’m smarter than everyone around ...
GILLIAN FLYNN She was clearly rich. Her handbag was too plain to be anything but incredibly expensive.
GILLIAN FLYNN I DIDN’T STOP giving hand jobs because I wasn’t good at it. I stopped giving hand jobs because I...
GILLIAN FLYNN I heard you could do that—buy books by the yard, turn them into furniture. People are dumb. I’ll...
GILLIAN FLYNN Feeling sad means having too much time on your hands, usually. Really. I’m not a licensed therapis...
GILLIAN FLYNN I’m not really a nerd; I only aspire to be one.
GILLIAN FLYNN She is an incredibly intelligent idiot
GILLIAN FLYNN But I wasn't a well-read bookworm; I was just a dumb whore in the right library.
GILLIAN FLYNN Empathetic silence is one of the most underused weapons in the world.
GILLIAN FLYNN Money is wasted on the rich.
GILLIAN FLYNN People are dumb. I’ll never get over how dumb people are.
GILLIAN FLYNN Books may be temporary; dicks are forever.
GILLIAN FLYNN We will send out a survey to see what kids want in the store.
ANDREA FLYNN No, not yet. I'll have to get some of those.
ANDREA FLYNN During the lunch shifts, students slowly come over after they finish eating and socializing.
ANDREA FLYNN It's doing very well before school.
ANDREA FLYNN Women shouldn't be expected to only play nurturing, kind caretakers.
GILLIAN FLYNN You never know. I guess we'll find out during the game.
AUSTIN FLYNN It was the first time I've ever thrown meat to a tiger. It was pretty cool. These are the little per...
AUSTIN FLYNN I'll tell you what, it's a little more physical out there at receiver than I thought, but I'm still ...
AUSTIN FLYNN It's very exciting. I think I have exceeded at least my expectations.
AUSTIN FLYNN Everyone should know who he is. This guy is something special.
AUSTIN FLYNN This is big publicity for Iowa State. Not only to do it on TV, but to win against a top 10 team in A...
AUSTIN FLYNN After your fourth or fifth close loss, you still can't find the words. It rips your heart out.
AUSTIN FLYNN It's unbelievable. I can't see anything bigger and more eye-opening than Reliant.
AUSTIN FLYNN I think he's going to be out there no matter what. Maybe not 100 percent, but he'll be out there com...
AUSTIN FLYNN He hit me square in the head. I remember everything about the game until that point. The next thing ...
AUSTIN FLYNN Jesus said the weeds would grow with the wheat until the Judgement," Dietrich answered, "so one find...
MICHAEL FLYNN Sometimes I think illness sits inside every woman, waiting for the right moment to bloom. I have kno...
GILLIAN FLYNN It was just so good to win an overtime game. I just feel like it would have been a disaster to lose ...
ALLIE FLYNN It's much easier to work out with your teammates and work out at a higher level. Especially if you'r...
ALLIE FLYNN I've stayed almost every summer, and most of the girls in my class do too. There's usually a good ch...
ALLIE FLYNN We tried to do a weekly pick-up [game] this summer so that people who weren't playing on a summer le...
ALLIE FLYNN It's frustrating. We know we're better than we were last year, and the year before. I think people c...
ALLIE FLYNN Writing has certainly helped me explore about 20,000 versions of my authentic self. I suppose that&#...
GILLIAN FLYNN I think the more avenues that open up when people want to publish, the better. Some of the authors t...
VINCE FLYNN That's always been part of my goal - to show the dark side of women. Men write about bad men all...
GILLIAN FLYNN My dad had limitations. That's what my good-hearted mom always told us. He had limitations, but he m...
GILLIAN FLYNN I don't understand the point of being together if you're not the happiest.
GILLIAN FLYNN It had gotten to the point where it seemed like nothing matters, because I’m not a real person and...
GILLIAN FLYNN For several years, I had been bored. Not a whining, restless child's boredom (although I was not abo...
GILLIAN FLYNN I can't think of anything more crushing than slowly, over time, realizing exactly how wrong you ...
GILLIAN FLYNN I assumed that 'Gone Girl' would do incrementally better than 'Dark Places,' and tha...
GILLIAN FLYNN I just think - the Midwest, if you grow up there, you're deathly afraid of putting on airs. Any ...
GILLIAN FLYNN It's vitally important we get a good result in Estonia.
BRIAN FLYNN Without Manatee Rural Health, we could not make this work.
BRIAN FLYNN That means when you walk through the door at Wal-Mart, one out of every five people you see aren't c...
BRIAN FLYNN We have two play-off games with Estonia in May and there will have to be a big improvement before th...
BRIAN FLYNN Only four of the current 20-man squad for this last match will be too old for the next campaign, so ...
BRIAN FLYNN I saw the game against England 12 months ago and thought the lads did really well for 45 minutes, bu...
BRIAN FLYNN Cotterill is a bright lad, we are trying to realise his potential and all the players' potential. He...
BRIAN FLYNN We had chances, but when you are playing against Premiership lads you know you must take those oppor...
BRIAN FLYNN We are seeing a lot of buyers priced out of Cambridge and Somerville looking in the Hillside. You ca...
BRIAN FLYNN And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have g...
GILLIAN FLYNN There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.
GILLIAN FLYNN He could cheat on me and he would never tell me, and he would think less and less of me for not figu...
GILLIAN FLYNN There is an unfair responsibility that comes with being an only child - you grow up knowing you aren...
GILLIAN FLYNN I just think some women aren't made to be mothers. And some women aren't made to be daughters.
GILLIAN FLYNN The truly frightening flaw in humanity is our capacity for cruelty - we all have it.
GILLIAN FLYNN There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a dr...
GILLIAN FLYNN I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane ...
GILLIAN FLYNN People say children from broken homes have it hard, but the children of charmed marriages have their...
GILLIAN FLYNN She’s easy to like. I’ve never understood why that’s considered a compliment - that just anyon...
GILLIAN FLYNN I was told love should be unconditional. That's the rule, everyone says so. But if love has no bound...
GILLIAN FLYNN Because isn’t that the point of every relationship: to be known by someone else, to be understood?...
GILLIAN FLYNN Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Gi...
GILLIAN FLYNN That Dick Cheney is pro-torture surprises no one; he freely admits it.
NICK FLYNN My favorite game was one I invented with my cousins called Mean Aunt Rosie, where I was a deranged m...
GILLIAN FLYNN It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
ERROL FLYNN To be honest, in my five years as an electrician, I never got the license.
NICK FLYNN I became an electrician after high school. But I always had this thing in me to write. But it was al...
NICK FLYNN When Tampa Prep and Berkeley Prep get together, it is a spectacle to see. Everyone gets excited, and...
MIKE FLYNN If we're not connecting the dots between academic success and academic suspensions, we're missing a ...
DARLENE FLYNN We had $100 left on Election night. And a $79 bill at the bar,
CHARLES FLYNN Female violence is a specific brand of ferocity. It's invasive. A girlfight is all teeth and hai...
GILLIAN FLYNN We're heading into a high demand period, even though we have ample supplies, we're not exactly over-...
PHIL FLYNN I had now made about 45 pictures, but what had I become? I knew all too well: a phallic symbol. All ...
ERROL FLYNN The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation
ERROL FLYNN If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if you are
ERROL FLYNN Guys, I don't sing and I don't dance. I don't know how I can entertain you.
ERROL FLYNN I have four or five ideas that just keep floating around and I want to kind of just let one - like a...
GILLIAN FLYNN I've always had a fondness for the Gothic. That's what kind of stories attract me: Why do pe...
GILLIAN FLYNN I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.
GILLIAN FLYNN Everyone pitched in and did what he does best. Morris is a competitor and with the game on the line ...
JIM FLYNN I am a great believer in jobs for teens. They teach important life lessons, build character, and inf...
GILLIAN FLYNN I always loved ghost stories and haunted house stories, whether they were done in a fantasy way or d...
GILLIAN FLYNN We are very pleased because the judge has concurred with our request to keep the notes private. So t...
BARRY FLYNN We keep on saying 'Jack' and 'he,' but that's one of the great things about the ...
JEROME FLYNN For the first few months, I was a comically inept parent. The first night home from the hospital, I ...
NICK FLYNN Love makes you want to be a better man—right, right. But maybe love, real love, also gives you per...
GILLIAN FLYNN What you have to look at, any one vehicle in a category can do well, but does it exhaust the categor...
MIKE FLYNN Be sure you positively identify your target before you pull the trigger.
TOM FLYNN It was war, and in war the truth was almost always the first casualty.
VINCE FLYNN It was difficult getting all of the subjects and making the arrangements. Once we got a hold of them...
ERIN FLYNN ...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and thin...
GILLIAN FLYNN It takes an entire book to tell you what it was like. To see Robert De Niro play your father - it...
NICK FLYNN Our defense did a great job of shutting them down but our offense really helped our defense tonight ...
DAN FLYNN Some may call it a medical breakthrough. I believe it is a moral breakdown.
RAYMOND FLYNN People want to believe they know other people. Parents want to believe they know their kids. Wives w...
GILLIAN FLYNN Our job as writers, as far as I can tell, is to attempt to express what seems inexpressible.
NICK FLYNN I was not a lovable child, and I'd grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, a...
GILLIAN FLYNN He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the fe...
GILLIAN FLYNN I try to have the motto of living life with no regrets.
MATT FLYNN People love talking, and I have never been a huge talker. I carry on an inner monologue, but the wor...
GILLIAN FLYNN The ones who are not soul-mated – the ones who have settled – are even more dismissive of my sin...
GILLIAN FLYNN It does by no mean ease our pain. It will never bring Eric back we will never have a son.
GERRI FLYNN We've kind of been in a mode where we've had to see justice through, now we feel like we can finally...
GERRI FLYNN I have never been able to grow facial hair but if I could I would probably give it a good go.
COREY FLYNN It's on the National Historic Register. It's a significant historic property.
CHARLES FLYNN Real people denied under oath that Duncan ordered a massive destruction of Enron documents. David Du...
BARRY FLYNN It went very well because [Duncan] told the truth.
BARRY FLYNN It all depends on how fast prosecutors proceed. [The DOJ] chooses the order of their witnesses.
BARRY FLYNN I've wondered if 'Harry Potter' would have been as big if it was 'Harriet Potter....
GILLIAN FLYNN Ockham snorted. "I am no nominalist. The problem with teaching the Modern Way is that lesser scholar...
MICHAEL FLYNN Coach was telling me not to be timid. He wanted me to go after everybody. That's what I focused on.
SEAN FLYNN So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's ...
FLYNN MEANEY Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'S...
GILLIAN FLYNN It's looking the same way it broke on Election night (a ten vote lead).
CHARLES FLYNN We have good people here, ... We care and we do a good job.
CHARLES FLYNN We're suing them for what they should pay a coach of 25 years under a contract that turned down head...
CHARLES FLYNN It could be any time. It could be next week or three weeks from now.
CHARLES FLYNN This is a really important moment in the life of this plane and the life of this story.
CHARLES FLYNN It can't be a reactive, give me a specific laundry list of what you need and we'll figure whether we...
STEPHEN FLYNN Some of the biggest companies have some of the worst 401(k) plans I've ever seen. But Joe's Plumbing...
DOUG FLYNN I think we're on the way to $75. China is still growing, and available refining capacity is tighter.
PHIL FLYNN The only thing you can draw inspiration from is something you love.
PATRICK FLYNN The Saudis vowed that production would be left unchanged despite the calls to cut production by the ...
PHIL FLYNN The first step to discovery is the last step to failure.
PATRICK FLYNN This year the squirrel isn't burying any nuts and we're going into the winter on fumes. Unless somet...
PHIL FLYNN She was scared. I pictured the police knocking, and here I was with a girl I'd been fucking the morn...
GILLIAN FLYNN Amy! My God! My God! My darling!' and buried my face in her neck, my arms wrapped tight around her, ...
GILLIAN FLYNN She released her grievances like handfuls of birdseed: They are there, and they are gone.
GILLIAN FLYNN The face you give the world tells the world how to treat you.
GILLIAN FLYNN Sometimes if you let people do things to you, you're really doing it to them.
GILLIAN FLYNN The real problems with the levees are that there's no funding available to maintain or repair them a...
BRENDON FLYNN The river flows are not impacting us too much right now, but if it gets to 219 feet as forecast, the...
BRENDON FLYNN