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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.


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ELLEN DEGENERES I don't want anything from Cuba. I want them to be free and enjoy the things I enjoy.
GLORIA ESTEFAN I have liberal friends. They are misguided, they are wrong. I disagree with them. I don't want t...
SEAN HANNITY I said, I don't want to paint things like Picasso's women and Matisse's odalisques lying...
ELLSWORTH KELLY The time after college and before music was really rough. I couldn't afford food. I was eating b...
BENJAMIN BOOKER I played a trial game for Reading against Brentford. Then the coach told me that they couldn't a...
JIMMY HILL I really started to forget things. That's why I quit reciting statistics: because I couldn't...
TERRY BRADSHAW I have been offered the highest paid contracts in the world. I refused them all. It's not my thi...
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FRED DURST I have the kind of life where I can take my kids on trips with me. I can involve them in my work. I&...
ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and lovi...
KEVIN HART I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phylli...
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KEVIN HART Someday I want to have children and give them all the love I never had.
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ROBBIE WILLIAMS I don't want to be about the way I look - my body, my hair, my makeup, all those boring things.
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VICKY MCCLURE I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and t...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA I think women want freedom. They want to be empowered. They want hope. They want love; they want all...
RIHANNA Then finally I said, 'Okay, well, I want to know all the details. I want creative input. I want ...
KATE MOSS I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my ...
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JIM CARTER I just start with a pencil and paper. I don't want something too trendy, too fashion-forward. I ...
JOHN MALKOVICH So long as I can stay mentally alert - inquiring, curious - I want to keep going. I love my wife and...
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MALALA YOUSAFZAI I couldn't have been luckier with my parents.
HARRY CONNICK, JR. What I want???
I just want silence I can afford it, it doesn't need to pay for it or does it?
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CARSON DALY I want to do whatever I can to survive.
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ANNE FRANK I can't wait to have kids. I want so many. I want to adopt and have my own.
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PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The knowingness of little girls hidden underneath their curls.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The system -- the American one, at least -- is a vast and noble experiment. It has been polestar and...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is a myth willfully fostered an...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sometimes I have a notion that what might improve the situation is to have women take over the occup...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Our bodies are shaped to bear children, and our lives are a working out of the processes of creation...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The Enemy, who wears her mother's usual face and confidential tone, has access; doubtless stares int...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY In my early life, and probably even today, it is not sufficiently understood that a child's educatio...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME What I am defending is the real rights of women. A woman should have the right to be in the home as ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a man s. It is in t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The thing to remember about fathers is, they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders b...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of privilege, the distinguishing...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century....
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