I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job.
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Related Hey, I'm just trying to become the Michael Caine/Gene Hackman of my generation. JOHN C. REILLY I think Michael Caine is a perfectly good actor but it's obvious he's not going to be in one... MIKE LEIGH My name is Michael Caine - not a lot of people know that. MICHAEL CAINE And I have to say, for the record, my favorite line from 'Without A Clue' is after Michael C... JAMES RODAY Michael Caine is a movie star, but he's also a great actor. I can't say that about every mov... NORMAN JEWISON Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I had one day with him, and he was asleep in the scene, but I told my entire family that I was in a ... ROSE LESLIE Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH Let me put it this way: If you're sitting in a movie and you're watching me, and you say, ... MICHAEL CAINE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON When I was young, I was obsessed with Michael Jordan and the Bulls. He's the only person I get s... ELENA DELLE DONNE Michael Caine, Tom Courtenay and Al Pacino made me want to act. I've always been interested in m... MARTIN FREEMAN I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. DYLAN MORAN I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memori... JIMMY FALLON The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial. BOB DENVER The Caine Mutiny Court Martial, HERMAN WOUK I was under the assumption that the first job you get out of college is the job you have for the res... JACK MCBRAYER Growing up in Britain, Michael Caine has always been such an icon. Chatting with him, I know I came ... ROSE LESLIE I'd perform in the mirror; I'd pretend to do interviews. I'd practice my autograph for h... FLEUR EAST I grew up with Jilly and Tamsin driving Volvos. But I wasn't one of them... I always felt more c... TRACEY ULLMAN If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO One of the biggest guys I worked with was Sean Connery. People like Sean, Michael Caine, Denzel Wash... LIAM CUNNINGHAM Frankly, I think if I won the lottery and won a billion dollars, I'd still want to continue doin... CAROLL SPINNEY I started 'Storyline' after I'd accomplished all my goals and still wasn't happy. I&... DONALD MILLER About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN The first grown-up book that I read on my own was a nineteenth-century edition of 'Tales from Li... GORE VIDAL I created my lane. No one can ever run my lane because it's mine. I'm the Michael Jackson of... YOUNG JEEZY I'd done kids' TV in the U.K., but not great kids' TV. So yes, 'Submarine' was t... CRAIG ROBERTS From my first year on the faculty, there was always so much more I wanted to impart to the students.... CLAYTON M. CHRISTENSEN David Holdaway was my stage name. I was an actor for about eight years in the '90s. I had to cha... DAVID NICHOLLS When I was 17, my producer Rodney Jerkins was working with Michael Jackson at the time. He knew how ... BRANDY NORWOOD I had a growing career as a model and an actress in London - I had starred opposite Michael Caine an... PERSIS KHAMBATTA My earliest influence was Quincy Jones. I thought 'The Wiz' soundtrack was the most amazing ... JILL SCOTT The first bit of vinyl I bought was Michael Jackson's 'Bad.' OLLY MURS It's interesting, because I named my first album after my dad because I wanted to find him. My s... M.I.A. I was at the Royal Shakespeare Company, where I thought, in my naivete, I'd stay for the rest of... CHRISTIAN MCKAY But I'd say my best boss was Tom Barr, who was a partner at Cravath, Swain & Moore in the 19... DAVID BOIES People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they... CHUCK PALAHNIUK When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone... MR. T I really loved working with Michael Caine. He's a really skilled and experienced actor. I learn ... BRUCE MCGILL Young people, even in Hollywood, ask me, 'Were you really married to Humphrey Bogart?' '... LAUREN BACALL My father's name is Dee, so when I was born they named me Katherine Dee and they took the K from... KADEE STRICKLAND I was born on TV, meaning that's where I caught my break. So that's where I always have to b... TAYLOR HICKS I'd love to do a film with Michael Fassbender. He's one of my heroes. I think he's absol... JACK REYNOR 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a rea... STEVE MARTIN I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES Deep inside, I was hoping I'd win: The competition was tough, but I learned from other's mis... NAFISA JOSEPH I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN I'd say specifically after 'Get Smart,' people now know me either as The Guy from 'G... NATE TORRENCE I learned English from watching American movies and American series. And you'd watch the movie t... KRISTAPS PORZINGIS There was a period when I'd just come out of college where I'd been playing classical guitar... ANDY SUMMERS Michael Giles the first drummer of King Crimson, never agreed to the name King Crimson. But then, if... ROBERT FRIPP I was working in Lexington when I recognized this actor, Michael Shannon, and I was like, 'What ... BOYD HOLBROOK I remember actually going to see the first 'Avengers' with one of my best mates from home. I... TOM HOLLAND I used to take my mother to Yosemite. When I turned 14, I got my driver's license, and that'... DAVE BRUBECK When I was in seventh grade, I asked my parents for a mobile recording system for Christmas, and I g... HUNTER HAYES My original name was Juaquin, and my cousin couldn't pronounce my name right. So he'd just b... WAKA FLOCKA FLAME I rarely repeat playing the same role in a show. I figured I'd plumbed 90 percent the first time... HAL LINDEN After we'd filmed one series of 'Kiss Me Kate,' everyone was saying: 'The guy's ... DARREN BOYD I was so full of joy, the happiest kid. Things changed. I don't want to talk about it. I needed ... LENA OLIN My first real acting gig was probably playing Mamillius in my mother's 'Winter's Tale.... LOGAN MARSHALL-GREEN For 'Regulate,' I was at home, and I came up with it. I was listening to Michael McDonald... WARREN G Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN I'd always vaguely expected to outgrow my limitations. One day, I'd stop twisting my hair, a... GRETCHEN RUBIN I was OK in school, but I always missed a lot because I was playing so much. But if I'd stuck at... MATTEO MANASSERO As soon as I finished 'The Finkler Question,' I was in despair. I'd changed my English p... HOWARD JACOBSON I was born 'Harmony,' and it was weird because when I was a little kid, I was picked on so m... HARMONY KORINE I guess my name was gonna be Michael Vernon Wells, and I came out, and my dad saw my nose. He always... VERNON WELLS The first time I ever saw people of any color was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go... RICHARD DAWSON Half of my family is in Los Angeles, so my cousin was the first person to play me, like, Snoop Dogg,... JILLIAN HERVEY After Mason was born, I'd feel guilty doing anything that wasn't related to work. KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, ... BUDDY VALASTRO When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents... DAVID HENRIE I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I'd be just as happy being a midwife. That's my ideal job. ALLISON ANDERS Sometimes, you're able to create a very distinct voice ... from just the pace of their speech. Did y... JIM DALE I've spent months living in Africa and India. So it's not like I was sheltered when I starte... ISABEL LUCAS I'd give my right arm to be, like, a random extra on 'Girls,' just to walk past one of t... EMILIA CLARKE I did 'Showtime at the Apollo' when I was 10, and it was the first time that I'd ever pe... SEVYN STREETER I was not so interested in night-after-night coverage of Michael Jackson's death or Britney Spea... CAMPBELL BROWN I thought that my movie career was finished. I was quite happy to dedicate myself 100% to the theate... AMY IRVING I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than bre... JOSH HARTNETT I just tend to do things to myself that I don't realize I'm doing. Sometimes I bite my lip s... FIONA APPLE I was a big Guns N' Roses fan when I was seven. My friend who lived across the street had long d... KIRSTEN DUNST I don't watch much television. My old TV agent used to always get mad at me because he'd sen... ZOSIA MAMET So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It'... JASPER FFORDE Since I was from the theater, that's how I learned how to go through the process of being a char... CAMPBELL SCOTT When I started at Bloomingdale's as a buyer, Alexander's was a discounter across the street,... MICKEY DREXLER 'Envy the Night' was my first stand alone, the first book I'd written in the third perso... MICHAEL KORYTA I'd see people being really successful, whether it was my teammates or big-name fighters like Mu... HOLLY HOLM I think that the first film I saw in the theater was 'The AristoCats.' I was like, 'Oh m... JACKY IDO There was a period where I was a little scared that I'd blown my chance. CARLENE CARTER I'd gotten away from my Buddhism. And I quit meditating. TIGER WOODS
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MICHAEL CAINE I am often asked which of my films has come closest to my own ideal of performance, and I always ans... MICHAEL CAINE The standing ovation threw me... to be held in such regard in a town so full of talent is quite some... MICHAEL CAINE You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, ... MICHAEL CAINE I think life has got to develop as you get older, and I don't want to be wandering along doing t... MICHAEL CAINE At age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I'm Church of England Protestant. My fath... MICHAEL CAINE I've always loved reprehensible people because they're so much more interesting to play on s... MICHAEL CAINE Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick... MICHAEL CAINE I just love to go home, no matter where I am, the most luxurious hotel suite in the world, I love to... MICHAEL CAINE ...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. 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Nor the present without excuse. MICHAEL CAINE Out of the depths, O Lord, out of the depths,' begins the most beautiful of the services of our ... HALL CAINE That cry of the soul to be lifted out of the bondage of the narrow circle of life, which carries up ... HALL CAINE Claire. Wake up.” She blinked and realized that her head was on Shane’s shoulder, and Michael wa... RACHEL CAINE Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was... RACHEL CAINE Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “... RACHEL CAINE Survival," I said softly. "It's selfish, and it's dark, and we've always been a species willing to d... RACHEL CAINE She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose... RACHEL CAINE Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed. RACHEL CAINE But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sig... RACHEL CAINE Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all ... RACHEL CAINE Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point? RACHEL CAINE Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve. RACHEL CAINE See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them. RACHEL CAINE Dammit, Michael, get out of my room, you pervert!” Could you even be a pervert if you were dead? S... RACHEL CAINE OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can’t believe it. I always pictured Sh... RACHEL CAINE You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then. RACHEL CAINE It’s in Latin.” “So? What does it say?” “I don’t read Latin!” “You’... RACHEL CAINE You’re kind of a psycho. I get that.” “I might be,” Monica agreed, and gave her a slow,... RACHEL CAINE Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said... RACHEL CAINE I’m not a kid!” she told Shane hotly. “I’m only, like, a year younger than Eve!” “A... RACHEL CAINE Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here. RACHEL CAINE Is it him?” Dad asked. “Did he get you into trouble?” “Not me,” Shane said. “I’ve... RACHEL CAINE Kid,” Richard said wearily, “I am not in the mood. I haven’t slept in thirty-six hours, my sis... RACHEL CAINE She wasn't absolutely sure who kissed whom this time. Maybe it was gravity tilting, stars exploding.... RACHEL CAINE Michael!” Oliver’s voice came faint through the front door. “Something you should see, my boy!... RACHEL CAINE Bite me RACHEL CAINE Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?"<... RACHEL CAINE Have I mentioned how hot Michael is? Hot, hot, hot. I mean, all guitar players are crushworthy - it'... RACHEL CAINE The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in ther... RACHEL CAINE There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath... RACHEL CAINE That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay. RACHEL CAINE And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go ... RACHEL CAINE You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you ... RACHEL CAINE You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart p... RACHEL CAINE You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she point... RACHEL CAINE Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat... RACHEL CAINE Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. RACHEL CAINE Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." RACHEL CAINE The successful man doesn't use others, other people use the successful man, for above all the succes... MARK CAINE You are beginning to see that any man to whom you can do favor is your friend, and that you can do a... MARK CAINE There are those who travel and those who are going somewhere. They are different and yet they are th... MARK CAINE To know the right means of getting something done is virtually to have done it. MARK CAINE Meticulous planning will enable everything a man does to appear spontaneous. MARK CAINE At all times it is better to have a method. MARK CAINE The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which y... MARK CAINE A barrier is of ideas, not of things. MARK CAINE There is nothing wrong in using people. The success never uses people except to their advantage. MARK CAINE There is nothing that puts a man more in your debt than that he owes you nothing. MARK CAINE That's it? That's your big goodbye?" Eve asked. Claire looked at Eve mystified. "I think I need... RACHEL CAINE What are you going to do? Are you going to live in the dark, locked in here? Afraid to look out, ans... RACHEL CAINE Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires a... RACHEL CAINE Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. RACHEL CAINE Parents had some kind of sin radar, Claire thought. They always called when you were in the middle o... RACHEL CAINE My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map. RACHEL CAINE If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you. RACHEL CAINE Shane looked down at the staked vamp at his feet. 'Claire?' 'Yes?' 'You staked a vampire w... RACHEL CAINE No, not you two. Stay here.' 'Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?' Eve asked. '... RACHEL CAINE Another thing I don't want on my tombstone," Shane said. You have others?" Claire asked.<... RACHEL CAINE You. O Positive. How many exits?" "What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype? RACHEL CAINE Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're a... RACHEL CAINE I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." RACHEL CAINE Promise me you’ll marry me. Not now. Someday. Because I need to know.” Claire felt a flutte... RACHEL CAINE Can I come back and see you sometime?" "Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and ... RACHEL CAINE Better broke than dead. RACHEL CAINE Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about ... RACHEL CAINE Jealous?" "Maybe." "No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse. RACHEL CAINE I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow... RACHEL CAINE You cannot live on other people's promises, but if you promise others enough, you can live on your ... MARK CAINE Don't run I never liked fast food RACHEL CAINE Delighted," Jess said. "I think all houses should be stuffed with books. It makes them--" "Home... RACHEL CAINE Widow" is a harsh and hurtful word. It comes from the Sanskrit and it means "empty." I have been em... LYNN CAINE After my husband died, I felt like one of those spiraled shells washed upon the beach . . . Poke a s... LYNN CAINE Oh, God, it's early," he groaned. "Hell. Well, at least I can grab the bathroom first." Claire ... RACHEL CAINE You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" RACHEL CAINE I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane sai... RACHEL CAINE The failure wishes he could do things he could never do. He thinks little of what he can do. MARK CAINE ...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?" "... RACHEL CAINE Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think s... RACHEL CAINE Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your gen... RACHEL CAINE I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food. RACHEL CAINE I'll do it!" "No, you won't," Shane and Michael said, at virtually the same time. Shane contin... RACHEL CAINE Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die. LYNN CAINE Since every death diminishes us a little, we grieve - not so much for the death as for ourselves LYNN CAINE Shane said, "Don't worry. I'll protect you." Claire hit him in the shoulder. "I don't need you ... RACHEL CAINE Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. RACHEL CAINE Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might ... RACHEL CAINE How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin... RACHEL CAINE Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You d... RACHEL CAINE Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over a... RACHEL CAINE Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.” “Mayb... RACHEL CAINE Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” RACHEL CAINE She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you... RACHEL CAINE You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comf... RACHEL CAINE He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you.... RACHEL CAINE Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis Mr. P.: Go to hell RACHEL CAINE So don't preach at us like you're some kind of saint. You're just another sinner. RACHEL CAINE But why can't we just order what we need? Or buy it?" Myrnin flicked the silver ring on his rig... RACHEL CAINE Two more of the gamers Claire had gifted with the invitation stumbled by; one grabbed Claire's arm a... RACHEL CAINE You are not trapped in the box forever," Myrnin said, "as you well know. But I still need you, so yo... RACHEL CAINE Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve RACHEL CAINE I never forget,” Myrnin said in a choked whisper. “Certainly not with your nails in my throat. T... RACHEL CAINE Stay where I am? Jesus Christ, what choice do I have? This house is twenty-five hundred squ... RACHEL CAINE Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anym... RACHEL CAINE There are three parts to learning: information, knowledge and wisdom, A mere accumulation of informa... RACHEL CAINE [Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively] "Don't they teac... RACHEL CAINE Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pres... RACHEL CAINE Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped. RACHEL CAINE Michael patted him on the shoulder. “I like this plan,” he said. “You and Eve, picking up cake... RACHEL CAINE Jason talking about Michael - "Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped. RACHEL CAINE You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?" "No, I'm worrying about peo... RACHEL CAINE Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you." "You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the... RACHEL CAINE I’d kiss you, too, if I was closer.”(claire) “I wouldn’t,” Michael said. “I don’t... RACHEL CAINE No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.” “I’m stil... RACHEL CAINE Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. RACHEL CAINE The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable. RACHEL CAINE What about Myrnin?' Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. Sh... RACHEL CAINE That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna ... RACHEL CAINE At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, stro... RACHEL CAINE Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's deja vu, and I hate you right n... RACHEL CAINE Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back.... RACHEL CAINE Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered. RACHEL CAINE Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality show... RACHEL CAINE He looked down at himself and laughed softly. ‘‘My dark side dresses better than I do.’’ He ... RACHEL CAINE Clumsiness would be just as deadly an opponent. RACHEL CAINE The successful man doesn't use others, other people use the successful man, for above all the su... MARK CAINE See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more o... RACHEL CAINE You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it. RACHEL CAINE Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm ... RACHEL CAINE