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BUDDY GUY MADELEINE STOWE In my mid-twenties, I said to myself: 'I can't perform anymore!' I didn't know what ... SPENCER KAYDEN I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON CUBA GOODING, JR. I don't follow anything that's said about him much, but the Uwe Boll that I know is just a r... MICHAEL EKLUND BOB BEAMON I mean this sincerely... and I don't know why, but there was a period of time that for some reas... DAVE FINKEL LIL UZI VERT RAM DASS This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watc... BETH BRODERICK ROBERT PATTINSON I really don't see a reason why you wouldn't want to have a relationship with Jesus Christ. ... SAM BRADFORD CHRIS ROCK JACK NICKLAUS When I first started making music, I didn't really know what I was doing. I just wanted to write... JULIANA HATFIELD LAILA ALI DIERKS BENTLEY And he said that he didn't want to have a war or anything like that again. SAMANTHA SMITH WAYLON JENNINGS I did swimming, gymnastics, dance, and the acting was just a small part. I didn't have pushy par... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON STEPHEN CHBOSKY JILLIAN HERVEY CLINT EASTWOOD I never thought that I'd be dancing with Shia LaBeouf. When I heard he was going to be my partne... MADDIE ZIEGLER STEVEN SPIELBERG In the late-'80s, there was a big push to make American football big in Scotland. The Super Bowl... KEVIN MCKIDD I was an only child of a father who loved me deeply, but we didn't play catch, even though I was... CHARLIE ROSE I was discovered out of nowhere. I didn't have family that was in the industry. I didn't kno... BONNIE MCKEE DEBBIE REYNOLDS I always had a feeling when I was a kid that I didn't really know what was going on. Everybody e... S. J. ROZAN HUGH LAURIE ELMORE LEONARD JOHN IRVING J. J. 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My dad was in the movie 'Moonwalker,' and I knew he could sing really well, but I didn't... 
At times he could be very critical. He didn't like prints on me. He didn't like stripes. He ... 
I've asked Jobs why he didn't get an operation then and he said, 'I didn't want my b... 
I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I... 
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I haven't worked enough to worry about getting typecast, but I do as a film lover didn't wan... 
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My father was an artist. When life was harder and he couldn't get jobs, he painted houses, but h... 
Before, I was really passive, all I cared about was being in love with my boyfriend. I didn't ha... 
'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it ... 
As my father taught me, and he drove home that point, he said, 'Just remember something. You don... 
I knew what show business was, which was why I didn't want in on that action. I saw what happens... 
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer... 
You go back to T. H. Huxley, who coined the term, what he said - and I came to believe he is right -... 
All I did was ask for rights. I didn't attack anyone. I didn't harass anyone. I didn't o... 
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In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with... 
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if ... 
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