I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
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Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I feel like I am a lot of who I am because I watched these shows that said it was okay to be a total... MAE WHITMAN If you're dude, and you're still living at the crib, at home, and you're not taking care... ROZONDA THOMAS I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. VICTOR OLADIPO I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on ... REGGIE WATTS I'm not a big person, so every time they were adding these big guys to the cast, I said to my tr... KATEE SACKHOFF I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude. PATRICE O'NEAL I'm an introspective dude. DAVE CHAPPELLE I've evolved, but I'm the same dude, I'm just in a different place. We all change, we al... ICE T Surf culture and surfing for me are two completely different things. Surf culture has become very - ... XAVIER RUDD If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for d... ADAM CAROLLA If you're an outsider looking into my life, you're thinking, 'That dude is crazy. He'... J. J. WATT I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL When I was a kid, I remember trying to emulate Stevie Wonder's sound, and Donny Hathaway's s... ELLIOTT YAMIN I have no trouble being a good dude because that's what I am. BUSTA RHYMES Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look... DUSTIN DIAMOND I've always dressed like a dude. CAT POWER I don't believe I've ever played a hip dude. I don't think I would have the wherewithal ... EUGENE LEVY In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude. ED SHEERAN I think somewhere along the way I realized, 'O.K., no one's gonna care about a chubby Jewish... BENNY BLANCO I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON I don't have any concerns about my weight. I've always been healthy. I eat right. I'm ju... RUBEN STUDDARD Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just s... CHRIS ROCK Mick Fleetwood was one of my first interviews. And if you've ever talked to that dude, he's ... DAVE GROHL Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still... MAXWELL On our early demos, I was really frustrated with my recorded sound. I'd tell my dad, 'Dude, ... DIMEBAG DARRELL La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v... PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' I know I'm not a buff dude in any sense, but I'm more than comfortable with my body. BRENDON URIE I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.... RYAN SEACREST I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for ... RANDY JACKSON I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period. METHOD MAN I still run into people in the business who skip over any other credits I have and say, 'I loved... GRAHAM YOST I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. GERARD WAY No-one has ever called me a cool dude. I'm somewhere between geek and normal. LINUS TORVALDS I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows. ERIC STONESTREET One thing I hear a lot is, 'Dude, my mom loves your record,' or 'I got it for my dad for... MAC DEMARCO When I'm doing a film, I love getting together after work with my costars. But we get back to L.... GINNIFER GOODWIN I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it&... PATRICE O'NEAL I'd rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I'm a cool dude. If I wasn't myself, I'... LANCE GROSS I'm a bit of a dude. I like meat. But I am buying it more responsibly, where it's more sourc... THEO JAMES Dude, I love playing drums, and I love being on stage, and I love recording. It's my life... it&... DAVE LOMBARDO I have no interest in going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids. I'm just not that kind of dude. GARY VAYNERCHUK Basically, I have no place in organized politics. By coming to the British Parliament, I've allo... BERNADETTE DEVLIN It wasn't long before people discovered the final horrors of letting an urchin into Parliament. BERNADETTE DEVLIN One American said that the most interesting thing about Holy Ireland was that its people hate each o... BERNADETTE DEVLIN To gain what is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else. BERNADETTE DEVLIN People always ask me, 'Hey, what's Matt Damon like?' He's just a dude, just a really... MICHAEL JOSEPH KELLY It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov... BAM MARGERA 'Star Wars' is populated by so many great types; who wouldn't want to be a Han Solo kind... BEN MENDELSOHN I don't want to be the cliche American Idol dude. I want to be different, you know - that's ... PAUL MCDONALD There are a lot of hardcore 'Napoleon' fans, and they do the research and find photos of wha... AARON RUELL Handbags, dude. It's all about the handbags. I have quite a few purses that I spend a good deal ... RETTA My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first re... GRAHAM YOST It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that's my power alley. JASON LEWIS Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you... LONI LOVE When you're the opener, you're the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you're the ... SCOTTY MCCREERY I'm a pretty nice dude. I have fun, and people take it the wrong way. TYLER, THE CREATOR When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used t... J. B. SMOOVE I think you really have to remember what you loved about making music in the first place. Ultimately... COMMON My love for you is like diarrhoea, it never stops. DUDE I'M KIDNAPPING BYUN BAEKHYUN. Trust me: all of us walk around and look at each other, and without saying it, we all know we're... TOMMY LEE As long as I'm not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I'm glad I'm not an ... YOUNG JEEZY When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you... T. J. MILLER Clearly I'm able to read emotions. But I do feel... What is it? Awkwardness. I'm not a slick... LOUIS THEROUX I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums. DAVE WILLIS I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are ... JACK HUSTON Just a couple of minutes ago, I signed a couple of bowling pins for some people. That's a normal... JEFF BRIDGES I just want to sound different than everyone else. I don't care if it sounds bad. I just want pe... BENNY BLANCO I was at a party, and some squiggly looking dude with a bow tie came up and said, 'How'd you... MARIO BATALI I feel like I'm a confident dude, so I feel like I can get away with wearing something bold. CHANDLER PARSONS Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to tal... BILLY BUSH If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO I get criticized for taking roles in films like 'Ghost Rider 2', but if you look at my resum... IDRIS ELBA People learn English from 'Full House.' Candace's husband, Valeri Bure, he learned to sp... BOB SAGET The worst thing I could be accused of is that I'm a one-way dude, only out for myself. But the w... MATT DILLON Man, don't get me started on Pat Travers. That dude writes killer blues rock and roll riffs. DIMEBAG DARRELL Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happen... JIMMY FALLON I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It ... KAILASH KHER
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