Will Self
Related I'd rather make all my secrets public than have an image based on gossip. I'd rather put it ... EVE I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sle... ELLE FANNING I'd rather win a pennant than an Academy Award. LARAINE DAY DAN RATHER BEN BARNES It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there be... JOSH BOWMAN ROBERT KIYOSAKI I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar. JUAN PABLO MONTOYA GERARD WAY KEN KESEY I'd rather be lucky than good. LEFTY GOMEZ WILLIAM GOLDING KURT COBAIN CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I'd rather be in a tent than in a house. MARY LEAKEY I'd rather live in Nebraska than Washington. DAVE HEINEMAN I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think. SAM SIMON BOB BARKER EMMA GOLDMAN RAFAEL NADAL JULIANNA MARGULIES KATE WINSLET MARA WILSON I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch ... AL JOURGENSEN I'd rather be a lady of the evening than a feminist. WENDY E. LONG WILSON MIZNER I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not. AUTRE NE VEUT ROBERT SMITH I'd rather somebody punch me in the face than drop my sax. CLARENCE CLEMONS JOYCE GIRAUD MALCOLM MCDOWELL The way I look at it, I'd rather make my own mistakes than have people make them for me. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS I'd rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes. JANE BIRKIN HOLLY MADISON DANIEL CLOWES MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV MO ROCCA WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE MOHSIN HAMID ALEX KAPRANOS NATALIE PORTMAN ANNE SULLIVAN JEFF FOXWORTHY MILTON BERLE MOBY SOPHIA BUSH MIKE BIRBIGLIA SOLANGE KNOWLES I loved to make a great defensive play, I'd rather do that than hit a home run. BILL DICKEY Writing is very good for household tasks. Because you'd rather fix a dripping tap or paint an ol... DAMON GALGUT MICK JAGGER ANNA HELD HOWARD GARDNER RON WHITE GEORGE BURNS I was of the type who gets bullied rather than the one who does the bullying, which I'm glad abo... LILY COLE I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me. CAO CAO NIALL HORAN ALAN LADD I don't want to rust out, I'd rather wear out. FRITZ HOLLINGS I'd rather do community service than sit and write a load of Christmas cards. PAUL O'GRADY TRENT REZNOR BEE WILSON I rarely do masks because, if I have any extra time, I'd rather spend it with my friends than on... EVA HERZIGOVA SONAM KAPOOR I'd rather share the glory of a hit than star by myself in a flop. KATE JACKSON Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly. LIAM SMITH When the hospital sends for me, when the ambulance comes and I ease my way out of the world, I'd... ELAINE STRITCH JOHN CARMACK TUCKER CARLSON JACK BLACK JACK LEMMON FLORENCE KING I'd rather be a face for happiness and doing things that you have a passion for, rather than fak... ELENA DELLE DONNE I'd rather be dead and in heaven than afraid to do what I think is right. CHARLES EVERS LAURA PREPON BILLY JOEL LUCILLE BALL MOBY MARY LAMBERT NATALIE MERCHANT CUSH JUMBO In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me. JOSH PECK I'd rather do a great play than a mediocre play in New York. As much as I'd like to be seen ... LAILA ROBINS I'd rather be a good person off the field than a good baseball player on the field. BRYCE HARPER KARL PILKINGTON ROBERT H. SCHULLER I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a pla... PATRICK CARNEY RICHARD MADDEN E. E. CUMMINGS EDGAR WRIGHT ADELE KALEY CUOCO I'm not really on a mission to tell anybody anything. I'd rather be figured out. DIANA KRALL MADS MIKKELSEN I'd rather make an interesting film that gets people talking, that maybe some people hate, than ... EMILY BROWNING As a callow 18-year-old leaving for college, I'd seen my home town as a mere launching pad for a... MARGOT LEE SHETTERLY SIMON SINEK JOSH HARTNETT I like being involved in interesting and creative things. I'd just rather be involved in creatin... KAREN GILLAN
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BILL SELF I don't know if one player spurred it (team chemistry) on more than others, but I do think Russell R... BILL SELF You look at the four teams that tied with six wins, any of those teams can do some damage. Certainly... BILL SELF He'll wear a splint when he's not practicing. (On the court) he'll tape it up and be fine. BILL SELF We played great offensively. We made shots. The offense looks a lot better, and certainly we did (sh... BILL SELF I was very disappointed in our toughness. We were not very tough tonight. BILL SELF In my opinion when you have depth, you should be able to sit guys with two fouls. We subbed with nin... BILL SELF Teams learn how to win when they're not playing well and this team did that against Oklahoma. It's a... BILL SELF I think he's just scratching the surface of how good he can be. BILL SELF I think ASU has done everything it can. Now, it's a matter of changing Board of Regents policy and A... CASEY SELF What's really bothering and frustrating is that other public entities can do it, but because of pure... CASEY SELF My partner is 11 years older than me, and I'd like for him to be able to retire. CASEY SELF ASU is trying to recruit top-notch faculty, and this is what stops many of them. CASEY SELF You want to beat them on the court, or on the field. But after that, there is a strong fraternity of... BILL SELF He got a good one. If he was a boxer, they would have called the fight. I don't know how many (stitc... BILL SELF I felt we should have attacked the basket. It worked out perfect. We got the ball to Keith. He had p... BILL SELF I am most pleased with J.R. and Keith combining for 10 assists and only one turnovers. That's the ki... BILL SELF I didn't know that senator Dole had followed it that close. I was thrilled. He really knew quite a b... BILL SELF If you're not a one or two seed, the difference between the teams is minimal. BILL SELF Just because guys have been here before, they are not going to have the upper hand, BILL SELF I know it hurts. It crushed him. But if the kid isn't tough, how can a walk-on kid from Asheville, N... BILL SELF With the game evolving into so many ball screens and stretching defenses, you're so much harder to g... BILL SELF You go back to the real world, which can be a grind. BRAD SELF I was at the courthouse to vote this morning. I parked in the far reaches of the parking lot I notic... KEITH SELF Brandon's got to be a playmaker for us. When you're shooting 60 percent from three, you need to be t... BILL SELF Julian's going to have some turnovers because of the way he plays, and we're going to have to live w... BILL SELF I don't think panic's set in by any means. But in fans' minds, they're thinking it's awful early to ... BILL SELF I was disappointed in how we played not how we lost because Arizona's a great team. I thought we mig... BILL SELF I was disappointed in how we played not how we lost because Arizona's a great team, ... I thought we... BILL SELF We're going to be faster as a team. I think we could be a much better offensive rebounding team, BILL SELF What happens on the Internet is some (players) are sensitive and some guys aren't. Some guys look at... BILL SELF Brandon and his family rightfully have been waiting for positive feedback from the NCAA Clearinghous... BILL SELF All reports we have received indicate Rodrick had no involvement in the altercation other than him b... BILL SELF On the way down, I'm a big sleeper. I read magazines - nothing too hard. BRAD SELF To speak on this very issue is perilous. I want to ask one simple question. This year, the homosexua... BILL SELF He's hard to guard because he's unorthodox. He doesn't have a good base yet. Guys can certainly disl... BILL SELF She came and took away all his miseries, his sorrows !!DOUGLAS SELF From my standpoint, this was sweeter than any of the other ones that I have had, because we started ... BILL SELF Certainly, from my stand point, this was sweeter than any of the other (victories) that we have had ... BILL SELF Halfway through the second half, (the Raiders) were physically tired because we were able to throw a... BILL SELF That's done. We don't need to be under the radar anymore; we need to be out there. It worked out rea... BILL SELF I called [Pete] to say, 'What's going on? You're calling everybody but me,' ... He told me they were... BILL SELF Based on reports we received on campus from housing and academics, he has fulfilled requirements to ... BILL SELF Sleepless nights, infinite random thoughts, Remembering those moments, he had much to say, an urge t... DOUGLAS SELF (Dennis) hit some from Washington County. Some of them I went, 'Why did you do that; oh, good shot.'... RODNEY SELF abundant feeling of your presence in front of Allah is enjoy full solitude state where you are in bo... M.I.SHAIKH MY SELF WILL FERRELL WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERS WILL SMITH WILL DURANT WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERS WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD. WILL PACKER WILL SMITH WILL DURANT WILL DURANT WILL SMITH WILL ROGERS WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ... WILL POULTER WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t... WILL MCDONOUGH WILL ROGERS WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th... 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I'd much rather wear out than rust out. 
I'd rather be shot than be seen falling out of some trendy club. 
I'd rather be a victor than a victim. 
I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude. 
I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. 
I'd rather there wasn't an afterlife, really. I'd much rather not be me for thousands of... 
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. 
I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. 
I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. 
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. 
I'd rather lose an argument than get into a long discussion in order to win it. 
I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate. 
I'd much rather be known as some curvy Kate than as some skinny stick. 
I'd rather be known for my accomplishments, and for things that I really do take pride in, rathe... 
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. 
I'd rather spend my time looking at the sky than listening to Whitney Houston. 
Some people would rather have a lie that makes them smile than a truth that makes them cry. I'm ... 
It is true I'd rather get a hole in one than win an Academy Award. 
I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. I'm proud of my body. 
Even if I only had 10 readers, I'd rather do the book for them than for a million readers online... 
I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for a grant... 
I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self... 
And why not death rather than living torment? To die is to be banish'd from myself; And Silvia i... 
I'd rather create a miniature painting than a Taj Mahal of a book. 
I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds. 
I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a mov... 
I'd rather break stones on the king's highway than hem a handkerchief. 
I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. Tha... 
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching fo... 
I'd much rather go to a Banksy art show than a Moby art show. My art is painfully naive. 
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting... 
I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying. 
I'd rather be the cool aunt than the authoritative aunt. 
I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five. 
If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman ... 
I'd rather see the United States as a beacon of good work and good citizenship, rather than as #... 
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. 
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. 
I'd rather be a kid and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with a woman's heart. 
I'd rather be David Ladd's father than Alan Ladd any day. 
I'd much rather be worrying about playing that note in tune, and picking out the best way to arr... 
I'd rather have a good food - lots and lots of different varieties of good foods - than search f... 
I think every single imperfection adds to your beauty. I'd rather be imperfect than perfect. 
I'd rather have a search engine or a compiler on a deserted island than a game. 
I'd rather have dinner with Don King than with Mark Furhman. But then, I'm American. I have ... 
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. 
I'd rather make the cut in the Crosby than win another Oscar. 
I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home. 
Even in real life, I'd rather hang out with guys. 
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. 
I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done. 
Yes, I would loved to have just sustained myself through my art, but less than one in a billion musi... 
I would say I'd rather dig a ditch, you know, do hard, manual labor than write lyrics. 
I'd much rather play the psycho than the pretty girl in hot pants. 
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. 
I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. 
I think I'd much rather have a wooden stick and metallic ball than a real dire wolf on set. 
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance. 
I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that... 
In five years' time I'd like to be a mum. I want to settle down and have a family, definitel... 
My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that... 
I'd rather be voted 'the sexiest man in Denmark' than 'the ugliest man in Denmark... 
I'd rather play in the major leagues and have some bad games than play consistently good ball in... 
I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than bre... 
I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some... 
It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent... 
If the government announced that it was going to allocate a vast tranche of education funding purely... 
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f... 
I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. 
I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it. 
I've never really viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself as slightly abo... 
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. 
When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near. 
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. 
Never let yesterday use up too much of today. 
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan... 
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. 
All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ... 
A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi... 
Joy comes from using your potential. 
To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell. 
But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate,
When we lock up our lives for wealth, t... 
The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
His mind at the bottom of busi... 
By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...