I'm not a Hollywood basher because enough good movies come out of the Hollywood system every year to justify its existence, without any apologies.


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STEVE ERICKSON
To be let go from a soap opera is the most embarrassing confidence basher in the world. It's lik...
CAM GIGANDET
I think that no matter whether you're Quentin Tarantino or any other kind of a rebel, or whateve...
ROBERT OSBORNE
Quentin Tarantino is a genius. I want to do every single film with him.
VANESSA FERLITO
Bloated budgets are ruining Hollywood - these pictures are squeezing all the other types of movies o...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
All those pseudo-Hollywood movies set nowhere, with everybody good looking and having great physique...
ANURAG KASHYAP
I'm not the Hollywood type. I'm not going to pack up my bags and let me move to Hollywood an...
DWIGHT HENRY
I don't see Hollywood as the big enemy, because this is where the money is, and not all of the c...
BALTASAR KORMAKUR
The problem with most Hollywood movies is they don't give the director enough control.
D. B. SWEENEY
I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.
HARRY ANDERSON
Fifty-million-dollar movies gobble up the medium movies. A lot of people aren't working in Holly...
D. B. SWEENEY
Many people have vied to become the third Weinstein brother, and I'm not sure why, but that dist...
BOB WEINSTEIN
I adore Quentin Tarantino. The 'Kill Bill' series is my favorite.
MADISON DAVENPORT
My friends back from the East Coast jokingly call me 'Hollywood,' and they assume I'm ou...
BILL LAWRENCE
If women ran Hollywood, 'The Hollywood Reporter' would have a 'Men in Entertainment'...
ELIZABETH MERIWETHER
I guess being French, I love Hollywood. I love Hollywood movies. Joseph Mankiewicz's 'All Ab...
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN
I'm Anna May Wong. I come from old Hong Kong. But now I'm a Hollywood star.
ANNA MAY WONG
I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.
SETH MACFARLANE
I'm frustrated with Hollywood and television and the movies because they see science fiction as ...
DAVID GERROLD
Even if I get thrown out of Hollywood, I'll come back.
TANYA ROBERTS
I didn't come to Hollywood. Hollywood came to me. A lot of people wish they could say the things...
MR. T
I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
Quentin Tarantino doesn't beat Hal Ashby, and he's one of my favorite directors. Quentin is ...
DAVID CARRADINE
I've tried not to get sucked into the Hollywood hierarchy system. Personally, I don't like i...
JAMES CAMERON
I'm in control of my life, not anyone in Hollywood.
HEATH LEDGER
When I first came to Hollywood, I could not break into movies.
FIONNULA FLANAGAN
People talk about Hollywood as a myth, but in reality, when you make Icelandic movies and you want t...
BALTASAR KORMAKUR
I'm meant to be an animation director. That world, and the culture of stop-motion, is where I wa...
HENRY SELICK
I like the slow Scandinavian pace. I don't need cliffhangers in every chapter because I don'...
HAKAN NESSER
I'm a very private person, a very bookish person. The social world of Hollywood I know nothing a...
JOHN LOGAN
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood...
VICTORIA JACKSON
I live right under the Hollywood sign, so that every day when I drive home I'm reminded of why I...
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA
I like quiet. No television cameras. I'm not the Hollywood type.
TADASHI SHOJI
I really want to work in a movie with Quentin Tarantino. I think he makes fantastic movies. I love p...
DANIELLA ALONSO
As Hollywood knows, I'm full of ideas.
DAVE WILLIS
So, no, I'm not trying to crack into Hollywood, although I'll make films there if they'r...
EWAN MCGREGOR
I love Quentin Tarantino; I love Harmony Korine, Larry Clarke.
HALSEY
It's very difficult to find good scripts in Hollywood any more.
RIDLEY SCOTT
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
ADAM CAROLLA
There's no one out there like Quentin Tarantino. His films have a signature look, and they never...
SAOIRSE RONAN
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do...
DENIS LEARY
I like being in movies that have a great story. I'm not so interested in being a Hollywood star....
KRISTEN STEWART
There's nothing in Hollywood that's inherently detrimental to good art. I think that's a...
BARRY JENKINS
The thing is, making movies as an actress, you learn so many things. Like when you're making a m...
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Stephen Hawking's been watching too many Hollywood movies. I think the only kind aliens in Holly...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
Some movies bring out the creativity in you. Every single audience member can become creative in the...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI
I'm from Hollywood; I'm too dumb to be nervous about New York.
YVONNE DE CARLO
I went to North Hollywood High. I'm the original Val girl.
TERI GARR
I'm pretty unusual for an actress in Hollywood because I am totally unselfconscious about my bod...
ABBIE CORNISH
Nothing seems to come up to your expectations. But nothing I had heard about Hollywood was enough.
CONRAD VEIDT
Publicly I'm a very modest dresser, by Hollywood's standards.
MAYIM BIALIK
I respect the system out there in Hollywood, I really do, but I'm very intent on art versus comm...
LAURA DONNELLY
You can sit around and complain that Hollywood doesn't make any good movies. But you can generat...
KEVIN BACON
I'm kind of fixated with old Hollywood, like Marilyn Monroe.
EDY GANEM
In Hollywood - in Hollywood, you're as good as your last picture.
ERICH VON STROHEIM
My goal is: I'm not trying to be snobby, but my clothes are not for everyone, not for every Holl...
PRABAL GURUNG
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was som...
HARLAND WILLIAMS
I'm such a horror geek, comic geek and action figure geek. I'm inspired by so much - from Hu...
COREY TAYLOR
At the time I came along, Hollywood's idea of teen movies meant there had to be a lot of nudity,...
JOHN HUGHES
I don't have this crazy dream about going to Hollywood, because I really love to watch movies an...
NOOMI RAPACE
Hollywood is throwing action movies at me.
LIAM NEESON
I love watching Hollywood movies - I just don't know if I'd be happy doing a 'Jurassic P...
FRANCES O'CONNOR
My experience I consider an accident in the Hollywood system. I don't believe it should be a ref...
EUZHAN PALCY
If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been an...
RAYMOND CHANDLER
I've featured in some soundtracks in the past, and I would love to do more. I love great soundtr...
ELIZA DOOLITTLE
I was never that into the movies. Never. Even as a youngster. I became interested in movie music onl...
JOHN WILLIAMS
I don't find Hollywood interesting, so I'm thinking of studying architecture instead.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
I grew up around really not-normal people. My family is general Hollywood. They're all artists; ...
DAKOTA JOHNSON
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, 'There must be thousands of girls sittin...
MARILYN MONROE
My dream role would be to play a femme fatale in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
MEAGHAN RATH
One could take these movies and learn a lot about Hollywood, but you wouldn't learn much about Ameri...
BRANDON GRAY
They spend an awful lot of money on I-don't-know-what in Hollywood movies; I certainly didn'...
ADAM GARCIA
Does Hollywood do movies about terrorism? Yeah. And why do they do that? Because it sells.
FARAN TAHIR
He's a failed Hollywood writer in his 50s and he's going back to Phoenix to address a problem he has...
GEOFFREY RUSH
I'm not as successful as Pixar or Dreamworks, and that is disappointing to me, because I think m...
BILL PLYMPTON
Even though I've done Hollywood films, I still don't think of myself as a Hollywood actress.
ZIYI ZHANG
I want to become a Hollywood film star. I genuinely would love to be in some movies.
JAMES ARTHUR
Well, I don't think Hollywood's a dirty word at all, I love a lot of Hollywood films.
DAVID NICHOLLS
I'm already the face of the UFC, plus the face of boxing, WWE, and Hollywood.
CONOR MCGREGOR
I never thought I'd see the day when there are no radio broadcasts out of Hollywood. This is a compa...
RONNIE BRADFORD
It seems like every year Hollywood makes an attempt to retell the Manson story, and I just couldn...
JOHN HAWKES
Nowadays the big Hollywood studios only make about three movies a year, and they cost about $200 mil...
ROBBIE COLTRAINE
I'm not expecting much work in Hollywood, to be honest. People stick to film because they tend t...
KIM CATTRALL
Most Hollywood boxing movies are metaphors. Your movie is not a metaphor. It's really about boxing.
WALTER HILL
The time will come when motion picture studios will school their actors in public relations and send...
GEORGE MURPHY
I think that I used to love Hollywood movies. I remember great phases and moments. But, unfortunatel...
BERNARDO BERTOLUCCI
I didn't come to Hollywood to be subservient to anyone else's vision.
NIC PIZZOLATTO
It's so funny that Hollywood has become so entrenched in its formulas. Because what I've exp...
JOHN CHO
I feel so strongly on the power for good Hollywood has that I believe its influence is not only nati...
GEORGE MURPHY
I make movies for grownups. When Hollywood starts making them again, I'll start acting in them a...
LEE REMICK
Hollywood Breakthrough Director of the Year Award.
DIANE KEATON
Hollywood Breakthrough Director of the Year Award.
DIANE KEATON
When I became an actor my dream was ... to come here to Hollywood. You know Hollywood is a state of ...
ANTHONY HOPKINS
I'm not a city kind of guy. I'm happiest when I'm tromping through the woods. That's...
AIDAN QUINN
The way Hollywood portrays mothers - you're either all good and saint-like, or you're all ba...
ELLEN BARKIN
Hollywood, the business, would be just fine if someone were to destroy the Hollywood sign. The city&...
DANA GOODYEAR
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so wel...
CARRIE FISHER
I leave my house all the time! But I'm not at all the Hollywood parties. I'm grown, and wher...
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QUENTIN CRISP
Vice is its own reward
QUENTIN CRISP
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if...
QUENTIN CRISP
You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it we...
QUENTIN CRISP
Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
QUENTIN CRISP
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
QUENTIN CRISP
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up a...
QUENTIN CRISP
Euphemisms are not, as many young people think, useless verbiage for that which can and should be sa...
QUENTIN CRISP
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
QUENTIN CRISP
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of ...
QUENTIN CRISP
I don't feel as if I belong to an age group.
QUENTIN BLAKE
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is the constant repetition of the...
QUENTIN CRISP
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up a...
QUENTIN CRISP
The thing we often forget to talk about, or perhaps we take for granted, is our country's dazzli...
QUENTIN BRYCE
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appa...
QUENTIN CRISP
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be ...
QUENTIN CRISP
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
QUENTIN CRISP
The aboriginal women leaders of Papunya - the Papunya Artists - performed a dance for me: the Honey ...
QUENTIN BRYCE
For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
QUENTIN CRISP
Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
QUENTIN CRISP
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
QUENTIN CRISP
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of tw...
QUENTIN CRISP
Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed see...
QUENTIN CRISP
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that i...
QUENTIN CRISP
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now so...
QUENTIN CRISP
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
QUENTIN CRISP
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is...
QUENTIN CRISP
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any wor...
QUENTIN CRISP
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
QUENTIN CRISP
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disast...
QUENTIN CRISP
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
QUENTIN CRISP
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
QUENTIN CRISP
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you underst...
QUENTIN CRISP
The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now s...
QUENTIN CRISP
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
QUENTIN CRISP
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy
QUENTIN CRISP
Turning a broken process into a “non-negotiable” standard does not a good procedure make.
QUENTIN BRAUN
It takes more than talking points and consultative knowhow. What sets apart a legitimate and compete...
QUENTIN BRAUN