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GENEROSO SENGA An apology for the actions of some troops who, of course, are not representative of the majority of ... ADNAN PACHACHI We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is... EDITH LOVEJOY PIERCE But Chris is on the wrong path and going after the wrong programs. JOE DONNELLY I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ... JIM MCGOVERN Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft ... JOE CONASON AUDREY HEPBURN If you’re worrying about your relationships, then just destroy those relationships and your worrie... WATARU WATARI . . . so just remember that this is the first sign of trouble- if books are banned, that means that ... ANATOLY KUZNETSOV The Siege of Western Civilization has become an international bestseller. One reason is that its hos... DAVID GOODMAN Hypothetically, if the only choice you got is to do the wrong thing, then its not really a wrong thi... VLADIMIR LEM I thought that (Newman) worked hard (on Thursday night) and that is the way that she needs to work a... JEFF HAYDEN We began to believe that it was going to be our day after that. MARKKU UUSIPAAVALNIEMI You are driving a car and it will maybe eventually start going in the wrong direction. But it is you... RUBEN PAPIAN BOB MARLEY I have many friends and family members who have served (or are currently serving) in our nation'... KARL MALONE STEVE SCALISE The bad of life is that when you think everything is going well, actually, it's all going wrong. DANIEL MELGAçO It was fun to go back in the day like that, and eventually more (musicians) are going to be down wit... GEORGE CLINTON You are always born under the wrong sign, and to live in this world properly you have to rewrite you... UMBERTO ECO STOCKWELL DAY LEO ROSTEN I love criticism. Equitable Life went down because management wouldn't brook criticism, but if y... PETER HARGREAVES If you need help, we are going to set up an after-school program, or talk to the teacher. If we have... FERNANDO SANCHEZ It's totally mistaken to suppose that an armed escort is going to give a journalist any protecti... KATE ADIE You are scared beyond words. You actually come to believe that you are going to die. If you go throu... FRANK OCHBERG DEYTH BANGER ANDREW BOYD I believe that abortion is morally wrong. WILLIAM H. PRYOR DITA VON TEESE It is extremely important for the government to take urgent measures to instruct its armed forces to... ANTON BALASINGHAM RON PAUL PETE ROSE SIDNEY SHELDON We have a Veterans Day and Memorial Day, but we don't have a day for the troops that are fighting ri... ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR American soldiers and their allies are still engaged in armed conflict overseas against an unprincip... THEODORE OLSON Most of these people that are in these cells, 23 hours a day, are going to eventually be released, .... DAVID LEVIN That was beneficial to us to play teams that are going to come out and put pressure on you and are r... BRET WALTER PETER T. KING We believe we have the right to know what's know going on. Day to day we get to work wondering if th... CAROLINA REYES H. L. MENCKEN The idea that we're going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong. HOWARD DEAN MIROSLAV VOLF What are you going to do to preserve a tradition that is the peculiar and unique culture that Judais... ARTHUR HERTZBERG WILL ARNETT I think we are going to get this Castro idea that the world is wrong and we are right. GEORGE WARD ERWIN MCMANUS If you quit, what are you going to do day in and day out when you are used to working? You are bette... DEBBIE GARVIN MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD If you're going to be wrong, be dramatically wrong. ALAN HANSEN There are so many different ways to lead. The most important thing is to be genuine. To have people ... STEVE NASH CAMILA CABELLO It had the effect that any economist would have told you. To believe the laws of economic gravity ha... JERRY TAYLOR BARBARA DEMING If a business has 60 percent of its employees who are sick, how are they going to keep operating? If... EMILY PALMER “Unsung Heroes are the men and women of our armed forces who defend us every day at the cost of fa... TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN We got good news right after the game. He was walking around on his own. It's just a tweak to an inj... DOUG ARMSTRONG That's really important, if you have kids in different schools, going to different neighborhoods, an... ALEC ROSEN ISRAELMORE AYIVOR We regret that we got any part of our story wrong, and extend our sympathies to victims of the viole... MARK WHITAKER Arms is a profession that, if its principles are adhered to for success, requires an officer do what... THOMAS STONEWALL JACKSON TOM ALTHOUSE It's always been Tom's philosophy and to this day that if we are going to do it -- we are going to d... LARRY ARROWOOD It's always been Tom's philosophy and to this day that if we are going to do it -- we are going to d... LARRY W. ARROWOOD ZARA LARSSON We pride ourselves on that. The guys who are playing just can't go through the motions like they wou... JUSTIN HAWKINS Some laws are wrong, and we have an obligation to speak out against those laws wherever they are. JULIAN MCMAHON Eyes are just an sense organ ,if they are incapable to sense what is right and wrong.
They are just ... AISHWARYA YELWANDE It is wrong to believe that Hispanics are Democrats. Hispanics are traditionally and historically co... LUIS FORTUNO And Windows XP SP2 is having an effect, what with its primitive firewall and its status center that ... GRAHAM CLULEY And Windows XP SP2 is having an effect, what with its primitive firewall and its status center that ... GRAHAM CLULEY He picked the wrong day, really, because those are the two biggest guys on the crew and that's who h... DON BRUNO STEVE PAVLINA Those of us who are soldiers day in and day out, have been kept from table because the church is in ... GREGORY DAVIS BARRY RITHOLTZ The idea that we're going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong. HOWARD DEAN Why, if its going to be allright, do we see it getting worse every day? JEANNE DUPRAU ELIE WIESEL It's like you have a car and you have a bad rim, you are going to feel that when you are driving. Wh... MIKE RUCKER Where we are moving to is taking an individual's cancer and measuring particular characteristics of ... DR. JOHN MARSHALL Writing is a strange and solitary activity. There are dispiriting times when you start working on th... PATRICK MODIANO LEMONY SNICKET BJORN LOMBORG ELISHA CUTHBERT I don't think as a coach if you are going to ask a kid to do something that is difficult, you can't ... CASEY KOLKMAN If its almost right its wrong. Pay attention to your hesitation RENAE A. SAUTER Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins ... VERONICA WEBB If you are looking outside yourself for change to happen, then you are going in the wrong direction.... GAIL MARIE MACLEAN
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ROSE FRANKEN Never Muddy the People you Love ROSE FRANKEN Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ROSE FRANKEN The world is 3 days: As for yesterday, it has vanished along with all that was in it. As for tomorro... AL-HASAN AL-BASRI AL GORE AL GORE Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful. AL JARREAU AL GOLDSTEIN My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuf... AL JARDINE People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We l... AL ROKER AL GORE AL GORE AL SHARPTON AL SHARPTON AL SHARPTON AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL SHARPTON Deanna is a great pitcher, one of the best pitchers in the state. She does not get enough recognitio... AL PEACOCK I learned years ago you can shape your own destiny if you do get involved. There have always been a ... AL PAZAR There's a lot of overcapacity in the fishery that will need to be addressed. Probably that won't be ... AL PAZAR Every time you lose that pre-soak, the danger increases. It's the race to fish. AL PAZAR Newport stuck its neck out and did the heavy lifting. Some of the other ports resent us for that. Th... AL PAZAR It broke down this year, with both sides not able to agree, and so we went into our usual free-for-a... AL PAZAR That's fine if you keep playing this record over and over. It is going to be a very strong spring. T... AL PARISH It's going to continue to make realtors very happy. I haven't seen any unhappy people in that indust... AL PARISH Even though it's not the biggest property, it's getting in excess of $300 a night for a room. That's... AL PARISH It doesn't mean that everybody's condo went up 37 percent. It means they built more expensive condos... AL PARISH CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT That's Fry. She settled down and came through for us. AL NORTHINGTON We just had to play smart in the fourth quarter. Our girls showed a lot of heart and a lot of grit. AL NORTHINGTON We didn't finish in that game. Tonight we finished. AL NORTHINGTON We made some mental mistakes, but we're still so young, and that's going to happen. Our four freshme... AL NORTHINGTON I'm so proud of these kids. It's a wonderful feeling to see these kids progress. This is a win for t... AL NORTHINGTON The president believes very strongly that this is going to have a major, major impact on economic gr... AL HUBBARD The recovery will be paid for by the federal taxpayer and it will add to the deficit. AL HUBBARD It's coming from the American taxpayer. AL HUBBARD The last thing in the world we need to do is raise taxes and retard economic growth. AL HUBBARD Poverty is a lagging indicator. It is sort of the last ratio that declines with an expanding economy... AL HUBBARD The president is totally committed to Social Security reform. AL HUBBARD Maybe people thought of us as a running team. Or a three-point shooting team. A no-contact team. We'... AL HORFORD Maybe we don't look like we're tough guys, but the bottom line is we get the job done. I know, Villa... AL HORFORD It's great to see your son doing his job on the court. But it was no surprise. AL HORFORD There was not much we could do (last season) because it wasn't our team. It was frustrating at times... AL HORFORD We're so anxious for the game to get here. AL HORFORD We lost most of our scoring (from a year ago). But we knew we were going to come out here and make t... AL HORFORD You always dreamed about getting to this point. It is big in my mind. I'm pretty excited about it. AL HORFORD You could just see it in their eyes. That's when we go for the kill. AL HORFORD I am feeling a lot better; I'm taking care of myself drinking a lot of fluids and stuff. So I feel p... AL HORFORD They were leaving the wrong guy open. When you leave Lee, he's going to make you pay for it. AL HORFORD [He could belt out traditional blues and jazz with the best of them, but -- to the dismay of jazz pu... AL HIRT I don't know, ... I do not know. AL HIRT I've been glued to the TV. I am absolutely devastated. AL HIRT The New Orleans I knew is gone, ... It's never going to come back. I'm just grateful I had my years ... AL HIRT When Buddy played, he played all out, all the time. It was a wonder he didn't keel over and die befo... AL HIRT Rich could play way better than Krupa. AL HIRT Old Sharkey had a fat sound, man. He could blow like wild fire and when he played, I am telling you,... AL HIRT I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business. AL HIRT A little bit of this, a little bit of that. I never had any specific style. AL HIRT You always feel the drawing you are working on is the best you've ever done... I am only interested ... AL HIRSCHFELD We arrived at Penn Station, took the Amsterdam Avenue street car to the end of the line. There was a... AL HIRSCHFELD You always feel the drawing you are working on is the best you've ever done, ... I am only intereste... AL HIRSCHFELD When I was about fourteen, my mother took me to see a musical comedy-and that was my first experienc... AL HIRSCHFELD Life isn't a science. We make it up as we go. AL HIRSCHFELD Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons. AL HIRSCHFELD $250,000 isn't a lot, but it is enough to make a statement. We are looking for projects that will be... AL HENRY I'm proud of our team. We great leadership from our four seniors - Peter Jerome, Josh Trottier, Alex... AL HENRY Give credit where credit is due. Fargo South is a machine. AL HENRY This is an OK way to end it. As far as I'm concerned, our team is the winner. AL HENRY I know the feds give us the same amount of money, as does the state, as does the county. But there's... AL HARTKOPF A traffic signal costs a lot more than $25,000. What can you say? They're getting off cheap. AL HARTKOPF I knew it was going to end up badly. AL HARTKOPF If it causes a little bit of difficulty for us, it just does. AL HARTKOPF I have very mixed feelings on it. I totally get where the commissioners are coming from. I see the p... AL HARTKOPF Would've, could've, should've. The bottom line is we didn't do it. AL HARRIS
If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to h... 
I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are th... 
You can do the right thing that seems wrong to others, or the wrong thing that seems right, and its ... 
If you believe all those who are urging you to give up are wrong, prove them wrong! 
If faith is what you have to go on, if faith is the link between your beliefs and the world at large... 
[While arguing that the Californian government was partly to blame for the chaos (] They did the wro... 
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If Republicans are going in the wrong direction, I am still willing to stand up against them. 
Time and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong. 
If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. 
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We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough rel... 
Some days are just bad days, that's all. You have to experience sadness to know happiness, and I... 
I have never met anyone who did not support our troops. Sometimes, however, we hear accusations that... 
Day after day there are lots of fans here and it helps a lot with them out there rooting for us. 
My heroes are those who risk their lives every day to protect our world and make it a better place -... 
My goal, if I could have an ultimate goal, is to have new leaders emerge from within the Muslim comm... 
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If I say, 'I forgive you,' I have implicitly said you have done something wrong to me. But w... 
You don't wake up one morning and say, 'Today is going to be a comedy day.' And the next... 
If we keep asking the wrong questions, we are just going to get better wrong answers. The solution t... 
Relying on our nation and armed forces, we will make the aggressor regret its actions, 
There's nothing wrong with showing sexuality. If you have that inside, it's just an expressi... 
...the court, as now constituted, would be meaningless without the jail which gives it its power. Bu... 
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You have the right to be wrong. Let your ideas fail, let your skills prove their inadequacy, and let... 
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We are here to let the Jewish state and its brave, beleaguered citizens and its valiant soldiers kno... 
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind... 
But this is an occupational hazard of being a scientist. You say this is the best information I have... 
I don't think anything can prepare you for a crew to come in and actually film you as yourself. ... 
You can't change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything ... 
My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have acce... 
I have always been fascinated with those who try to look over the horizon and see things that are co... 
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. 
Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in ... 
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. 
We have defeated Jim Crow, but now we have to deal with his son, James Crow Jr., esquire. 
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To exercise at or near capacity is the best way I know of reaching a true introspective state. If yo... 
It was like a tidal wave went through the city. 
It has to be the '80 Olympic hockey team. 
We're not anti-police... we're anti-police brutality.