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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.


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ANONYMOUS It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
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STEVEN WRIGHT Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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STEVEN WRIGHT It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, mayb...
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