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Related That was a real battle. Both guys played extremely well. Both teams left it all on the ice. When you... DAN FRIDGEN It was the kind of game that was played in the neutral zone rather than on net. Neither team had a l... JAROMIR JAGR We got a lot of contributions with five in double figures. The girls were looking for each other, an... DALE NEIBAUER We played a great defensive game. We played with a lot of intensity and a lot of effort. These guys ... DENTON FOX Overall, I thought it was a really well played game. For our first game, there were a lot of positiv... JUSTIN LEHR Not many times do you get the opportunity to be in the presence of so many great players. We played ... JASON REPKO We played pretty well. Both teams had glimpses of brilliance. I have to give a lot of credit to Conc... AMY FREETO It was a great basketball game. The most important thing coming into this game (was) we had to get o... DOUG STIVERSON I thought we played hard. But South Shore played hard too. Give them credit. They were able to play ... DON MORELAND It was a good game. We played hard. I was pleased with the way we played in the second half. We foug... DAVE MACDONALD We didn't play very smart when we had the lead. We allowed them chances to get back in the game. Bot... DELBERT TENGAN Both teams started out real sluggish. I told my guys at halftime that it was real ugly basketball in... BROCK BLASSINGAME It was a great game that could have gone either way and we were very fortunate to win. Manasquan is ... GEORGE SOURLIS We had the lead almost the entire game, but they just took it back at the end. They just clawed back... LIZ LEONARD A lot of (points) were out of transition. The girls were just very aggressive defensively in the sec... PETER ARNOLD We figured they were going to try to hold for the last shot, but we didn't want them to get anything... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI We had a well-executed game plan. The girls went out there and played their hearts out. CONCHITA JOHNSON We had the first-game jitters. We had a lot of guys who were playing their first-ever indoor game. W... CHRIS WALLACE We got off to a great start and I'm very happy with the win and the way we played. I give a lot of c... GLENN WALSH I really thought it was a knock-down, drag-out type of game. They played great defense and were phys... DOUG GRESETH They didn't give us anything. Even in the third period we had maybe one or two chances. They played ... DOMINIK HASEK It was a really good game. We played very smart and did what we had to do to win. Ridgeview is a goo... HOLLY PICKENS It was a great game. We played solid on both sides of the field. TROY ANDERSON We just played good team basketball. It was a game of two good teams playing hard. BILL MCELROY It was a hard-fought game. A real battle the entire time. There were so many lead changes that no le... TOM ROBERGE I think the team showed a lot of resilience. Even throughout, when the trades were taking place, we ... RAY ALLEN I thought the guys played a pretty good basketball game tonight. We got off to a little bit of a slo... TIM REUTER Both teams were in the 50s. It was an ugly game. My guys play hard. All you can ask is to be in posi... JEFF NEELY We got off to a nice start and were able to maintain the lead for the whole game. We played well, wo... BILL BUTHORN I thought it was a well-played game by both teams. We got off to a sluggish start but our kids hung ... GARY LINDGREN It's nice to get a tournament win on the road. The guys played well, got the lead and held on the wh... BILL OLSEN Both teams hung in there. I admire River Ridge. They battled and didn't give up. It was a well-playe... CRAIG MILBURN The other team played hard; they executed a great free kick. You have to give them credit. We suffer... FERNANDO CLAVIJO I thought it was a very good game. Both teams played hard, and both teams pitched well and, for the ... DAVE CAPOZZI I had my doubts there after we were up and let them come back. I give them credit though, they playe... TRACY NELSON It's nice to get a reward, seeing your team like we have been seeing here. They have been playing pr... MICHEL THERRIEN It was a great game on both sides. Everybody stepped up and played when they had to play. All that m... JOE POKRAKA I did a lot of other things besides scoring the basketball. I got my guys a lot of open looks. I pla... DANIEL GIBSON I'm really excited for our team. The guys came together to win a hard-fought, tight, ball game. They... JAMIE MUNRO You pile it all together and you have to lose the game despite the fact we still had a chance to win... CHARLIE DACEY We just had a lot of chances. They were playing like they just wanted to get our of there. We were p... BRENDAN EITZ Offensively we played well. We had a lot of guys make good hits. The wind had a little factor, but t... JASON BRANDT It was tough game for us. We had to eke out a win. They played us really well. DAVID BLOUIN We had plenty of chances to win, we just got unlucky and the shots didn't go in. It was a great game... VICTOR RODOPOULOS Some guys got in others? faces, then we were able to get the lead back. There was a game at stake. ABE BADMUS I want to congratulate Louisville on playing a great game. We were lucky to win. I also want to cong... FRANK BEAMER The same way every time. We've never made it to the second game (of the final). It's always the firs... CHRIS HOUSTON They were aggressive and played smart basketball. That was the difference in the game. They'll give ... MICHAEL OLOWOKANDI They cut it two points in the second half after an 8-0 run. We showed great composure and built our ... DAN FINK We just had to play smart, and it was a total team effort. I give my guys a lot of credit. LINDA ZACCHILLI It was a gentleman type of game. They played hard to win, and we played hard to win. DAVID LATTIN Give Orion the credit. Their kids played really hard. I like their team. They do a lot of things wel... CHUCK GRANT The guys were a little goofy before the game. They were playing around and stuff. There was sort of ... JOE TORRE I think that we played pretty well, and the big thing was that in the last 20 minutes of the game, w... DAVE DONAHUE They played us pretty well. We were lucky to get away with a win because they played a great game. KATE CRISAFI For a while there in the second half, we played not to lose instead of playing to win. We had a chan... JOHN CALIPARI A lot of people didn't think we had a chance to win a game here. But it wasn't luck. We played hard ... ALEKS MARIC It was a good game. They played hard on both ends. The first game we played against them, we pretty ... EDWIN WHITE Our guys kept their composure. They battled back in there and made a game out of it. I'm definitely ... CHAD ALLEN It was a good showing for our team and it was a great atmosphere. It was a great game for everybody ... BENJAMIN BETTS We finally beat these guys up here. We had never been ahead by any margin like that after alternate ... GEORGE YOUNG We made a great run in the second half. We were right in the game, the guys played hard, and that's ... CRAIG FIELDS As far as pitching goes, it was pretty even. Both guys gave up seven hits and both guys had seven st... COURTNEY HARRNESS This was just a super atmosphere for a basketball game. Bradley-Bourbonnais had a great crowd and th... CAL SAUNDERS We went on a short run there and extended the lead and then just kind of took a deep breath. We have... GENE WATSON We played hard and it paid off. We had the mindset going into the game that we were going to win. COURTNEY BEASLEY Crosby played hard the whole game. You have to give them a lot of credit. STEVE BALDWIN We had a good game today. Jeb had a great game and we had some guys really step up for us on both th... JAMIE MUNRO We just didn't execute the way we were used to executing all year long. Give Pittsburgh credit. They... BOBBY ENGRAM We're a great team. There was no doubt in my mind we would have a great year again this season. We p... KAREN EMMA I'm proud of the way our team played today. We needed this win big for our postseason chances and to... BEN LUBER Our eighth and ninth guys in our rotation were starters today and they played really well. It was a ... GREG OVERSTREET Each team got a goal in the first and each got a goal in the second. We got quite a few shots in the... DAVE MORSE In Jamaica, we played a few games and found out just how serious this game is. There were a lot of E... GARY GRANT We're disappointed in the loss. It was a good effort on our part and we played a good football team.... BILL INGERSOLL It was a hard fought game, our guys played a tough game. They're a team that plays really hard and o... WAYNE GRETZKY In our last game against Kennesaw, we had three or four guys kicked out [for fighting], and they had... KYLE STAGE When we got behind, the sideline was great. There were guys on offense who talked about how we'll co... BOBBY PETRINO We set the game of basketball back 100 years tonight. We got guys doing one-on-one's. Urbandale play... JOE KATICH I thought we rebounded as good or better than we have all year. Lennox has a big, physical and athle... CHESTER COACH SCOTT LANGEROCK We had game plans in Australia and the guys played him very well. MICKEY ARTHUR I'm so proud of my guys, they really played their butts off. All year long we've prided ourselves on... BLAINE LOPEZ I thought we played hard in the game, but we made a lot of mistakes. But despite our mistakes, we st... ANDRE BOUTTE We played hard tonight. Our top guns weren't in the game so we had to play hard. I got to the free t... MIKE BIBBY A lot of guys that played this game ... they had a lot of discipline, they had a gift, MIKE SINGLETARY I'm not upset whatsoever with how we played. I like where we are headed. We just needed to come up w... ANDY LOPEZ We were optimistic going in, but it's very difficult as a Division 4 team. We don't have the luxury ... FRED THACHER Obviously, all the credit goes to coach Stokes and the guys at ECU. I thought they played a hard-fou... BRAD BROWNELL I did kind of let 'em have it. I don't think we were playing up to snuff. You've got to give Illinoi... JIM BOLLMAN It's disappointing that as hard as these guys played the outcome didn't go in their favor. They play... RICK SOUSA Absolutely we were playing with fire. It was the third game in a row where we played terribly in the... DAN WEBB The guys were a little goofy before the game, you know, just playing around. It was sort of just a p... JOE TORRE I think both teams played their hearts out. We had a couple chances to finish, and actually got look... DAVE STUBBS It was kind of a sloppy game on both sides. We only had six hits, they made three errors ... I'm not... JEFF PETROVIC We had some good looks. Guys were finding each other, we were just playing great Mavericks basketbal... JOSH HOWARD It was a very well-played game. Everybody got a lot of playing time. It was a nice chance to have so... KATIE KEAZER We had some good pitching and the guys hit the ball really well. We got some other guys some playing... MARK LARSEN We talked a lot about the beginning of the year as a team that we were definitely going to rebuild a... DON BUGBEE I thought the pivotal point in the game was in the second quarter when those two guys had to come ou... LYNN WASHOWICH We knew they were going to play desperate with the way they had been playing. It was a tight game an... COLBY ARMSTRONG
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DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY