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One of love's April-fools. WILLIAM CONGREVE
The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fools' day;
But why the people call it so... UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR
Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris! ANONYMOUS We never intended any major news outlet to take this seriously. It was an April Fool's joke.
ANDY MATTHEWS
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever CHARLES LAMB One April Fool Day joke stands out in my memory.
CHUCK LESHER
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. GEORGE ORWELL
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. CHARLES LAMB I think we're a lot better team than we were on April 1. If that [first game] was a heavyweight figh...
DAVE COTTLE April 15 this year falls on a Saturday so the deadline is extended to April 17. And as you may know,...
ILAN KEMPLER If I kept pulling it out of the water, I don't know if I would have damaged it. This was so big, we ...
MAC WEAKLEY I had to call Rusty and play an April Fool's joke.
DANNY MITCHELL
There were a lot of fools at that conference—pompous fools—and pompous fools drive me up the wal... RICHARD FEYNMAN They were both in a stare-down with April. They were deferring to her. Certainly there's a contrast ...
JIM FUGLIE I know I was followed. They must have thought we were carrying gold and silver.
ARCHIE TAYLOR We got there on Saturday (March 11) and Sunday was our first day of work. There were 3,000 college s...
BECKY RITTER
So, that’s what they wanted: lies. Beautiful lies. That’s what they needed. People were fools. I... CHARLES BUKOWSKI We thought it was a little joke. I mean, we get in trouble for sneaking out of our house to go to th...
ANJALI SHARMA
Mankind is made of two kinds of people: wise people who know they're fools, and fools who think they... SOCRATES I remember one year we were out the first week of April. Then we had a big snow storm in the middle ...
FRANK PECORA
– and pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try... RICHARD FEYNMAN I want to take this opportunity to ask for your vote and support. Together we can make a difference....
JOE BACON
They just out-hit them, flat out. Nobody was expecting to play. We were goofing off all day. We were... BRYAN ADAMS We were transforming the world, working 20 hours a day. [Media] people were jumping in because they ...
TIM MCHALE Nobody warned us. Nobody let us know they were coming in. When they started moving in, that's when w...
ERIN MASON People thought we were a joke because we got noticed so fast.
YOLANDI VISSER Fish prices were good this winter, but the weather was terrible. Then in March when it was started t...
JOE ORLANDO If there were no fools, how would we recognize the wise
NORWEGIAN PROVERB When my mother was born on 14 April, he named her after a Latin American holiday, the Day of America...
AMERICA FERRERA
Carlyle said that men were mostly fools. Christianity, with a surer and more reverend realism, says ... G. K. CHESTERTON
Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the worl... F. SCOTT FITZGERALD Tell me this is April Fool's Day.
BOB BOONE
Wishers were ever fools. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE People were not prepared for it because it's not the type of storm we get this time of year; it's us...
CECIL WHALEY We feel that we have some things to negotiate. They gave everybody full pay up to April 11. I guess ...
LARRY WATRUBA Until we get close to April, we won't know how many people will be affected.
FERNANDO RODRIQUEZ Only fools listen to their hearts. Only fools get attached. We wanderers get in and get out just in ...
SHRUTI UPADHAYA
Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they ... JAM MASTER JAY That's what it feels like. And I wish that's what it was. I wish it was April 20th and we were here ...
DAN LACOUTURE Meanwhile 1st April to lie as if they were honest throughout the year.
NABIL TOUSSI The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART
He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee. E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART
Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young. E. LOCKHART As a matter of fact, yeah, they were foolproof. The problem is that you don't have to protect yourse...
JEFFERY DEAVER
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most peop... KINKY FRIEDMAN
it was only a hopeless fantasy,it passed like an april day,
but a look and a word and the...
GEORGE ORWELL
The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fool... AGATHA CHRISTIE Nah, before April we didn't know each other.
AMY WILLIAMS
Oh, the lovely fickleness of an April day! WILLIAM HAMILTON GIBSON People are optimistic but there's still a little bit of caution. They have averted an immediate retu...
ERANJAN KULATUNGA
Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we mayflies try ... STEPHEN JAY GOULD
Controversy equalizes fools and wise men - and the fools know it OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way - and the fools know it. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. In the second half we let it all hang out, ... Everybody played their heart out. We pushed everybody...
ERIC TURNER Opening Day is April 13.
BEN WAGNER
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these ... SAMUEL PEPYS
O, how this spring of love resembleth the uncertain glory of an April day! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I was brought up a Jew but, you know, that way of being Jewish - the New York way. We were stomach J...
HOWARD JACOBSON We were out taping fliers to doors and trying to let people know what was going on,
DAVID SELBY
Today has been a day dropped out of June into April. L.M. MONTGOMERY I don't know what happened out there. We played like a joke out there in the second half. It was not...
KYLE WILLIAMS We do this year-round. We just kick it up a notch in April with a few activities.
KAREN YOUNG
We were given 22 lots, have already finished seven and are working on four right now. The Women Buil... JENNIFER WILSON
We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. It's going to be an external player, I'm not joking, five songs, and its hopefully going to be out i...
ANDY NICHOLSON Every year we discuss Jackie Robinson Day, which is April 15. We talk about it throughout baseball, ...
CURTIS GRANDERSON
There is a certain solid use in fools. It is not so much that they rush in where angels fear to trea... G.K. CHESTERTON
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. UNKNOWN
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Fools rush in where fools have been before. UNKNOWN I can't figure out what they were thinking. It's an insult to everyone who is stuck in traffic on th...
JACK WEISS It was a disappointing loss for us, but as a whole, the team rode well and the scores were close, it...
BOO DUNCAN
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and si... MARK TWAIN
Sweet April! many a thought
Is wedded unto thee, as hearts are wed;
Nor shall they fail, till... HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Hopefully [we will] have candidates visiting campus in mid-April.
CORINNE KOWPAK There is much more happening in March, and we usually expect a bit of a lull in April. April was a m...
FRANK STRESHLEY The equity business, which was on its back in April and May, came back.
CAROLE BERGER We have openly come out to the streets in the protests since April 6. It is our right ... It is not ...
LEKHNATH NEWPANE You were just fools gold. And me, the fool.
TREW MULLEN April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. We felt this was a good time of year to plan this event, to...
TRISH KLEY What we did was create a program last April that acknowledges the fact we are in deep trouble in the...
CHIP TAYLOR For the peace activists, they are good, symbolic results. They can use them to impress people with h...
CHARLES FRANKLIN
Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we... DEYTH BANGER Since the SOS food drive continues until April 30, area congregations, organizations and businesses ...
CAROLE LITTLE Politics to me was the whining of an old braggart too proud to admit his faults and too vain to try ...
ADHISH MAZUMDER We didn't find out until December, and the students were preparing for the Christmas program then. W...
JUDY JONES We waited to see if the price would come down. In April we got a call from our supplier. The price w...
GARY PORTER Wise people understand the need to consult experts; only fools are confident they know everything.
KEN POIROT The people that were in the building were the principal's relatives and she was playing a practical ...
ANNETTE SINGLETARY It took me longer to get to the airport than it did to fly here. It was amazing, though, that the pe...
CRAIG BARANOUSKI
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compoundi... ROBERT BENCHLEY Right whales don't typically go into real warm water. Being in the Gulf of Mexico in March and April...
BARB ZOODSMA When Andrew went with the girls, we were talking all morning and he was saying, 'It's okay. ...
SARAH FERGUSON
