I saw 'The Grand Budapest Hotel.' I liked it. I saw 'The Fault in Our Stars,' and I ...
ROB REINER To me, acting is like a party. It's like a fun thing to do. You don't have to worry. You don...
ROB REINER Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fi...
ROB REINER The most important thing is that you be a good person and you live by the golden rule of do unto oth...
ROB REINER The marketing costs are insane now. So even if you've got a picture like 'Flipped' which...
ROB REINER There's not one film that I've ever made that could get made today by a studio, not one - ev...
ROB REINER Women, the way I see it, are very evolved people. They're more mature, they're more aware of...
ROB REINER People can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities.
ROB REINER Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fi...
ROB REINER Martin Scorsese is one of the great filmmakers of all time.
ROB REINER I don't think you should necessarily listen to a celebrity just because he is one. But if you ca...
ROB REINER I love the idea of making movies that kids and adults can go to together and both get something out ...
ROB REINER Something is wrong here, and it's more than easy access to guns or violence on TV. It's abou...
ROB REINER It's a very slow process - two steps forward, one step back - but I'm inching in the right d...
ROB REINER This is like no pressure. It's so relaxed, and everyone is, like they say, hanging loose. I mean Can...
ROB REINER The problem we have right now in Washington is we don't have the face of a leader.
ROB REINER Something is wrong here, and it's more than easy access to guns or violence on TV. It's about lack o...
ROB REINER We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst ou...
ROB REINER I know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is. But the reality is that our children's future ...
ROB REINER The first time I ever met Stephen King, he came up to me, and we went to shake hands, and he had, li...
ROB REINER When I read 'Stand By Me,' it was like, 'This is a look back at the same time period whe...
ROB REINER I remember once, years ago, I met Sting, and he told me that he had seen 'Spinal Tap' 50 tim...
ROB REINER As far as getting my start, it was really Norman Lear, even aside from being on 'All in the Fami...
ROB REINER I've made movies that nobody saw initially, and then, all the sudden, people over the years pick...
ROB REINER A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
CARL REINER I might be a pretty earthy, crunchy girl, yes. There might be some crystals and Buddhas in my house....
ALYSIA REINER I think, when I was little, I was a little obsessed with anything that provided luck: Buddhas, 4-lea...
ALYSIA REINER My family made it through Hurricane Sandy. We have water, power, and a roof, but the survivor's ...
ALYSIA REINER If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.
CARL REINER I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't...
CARL REINER Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
CARL REINER A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a ...
CARL REINER Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
CARL REINER The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
CARL REINER I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
CARL REINER It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.
CARL REINER The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh
CARL REINER Perhaps grief is not about empty, but full. The full breath of life that includes death. The complet...
ALYSIA REINER God, I love daydreaming out plane windows.
ALYSIA REINER It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.
CARL REINER Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I d...
CARL REINER I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think ...
CARL REINER [Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brai...
CARL REINER In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the s...
CARL REINER There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,
CARL REINER Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
CARL REINER Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance.
FRITZ REINER From the moment my dad died, from the moment I found out there was the possibility of his dying, the...
ALYSIA REINER I'm currently shooting 'Ava's Possessions,' which is a really fun movie about a woma...
ALYSIA REINER I'm a karmic girl; I believe in karma.
ALYSIA REINER Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance!
FRITZ REINER She was pretty and you never expected a pretty woman to be that funny. She didn't care that she was ...
CARL REINER I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
CARL REINER A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funn...
CARL REINER I would be amazed if you didn't.
CARL REINER Can someone please explain to me what that was all about?
CARL REINER No one can tell you what to expect or can offer a guide to grief. Because every relationship is so u...
ALYSIA REINER Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota o...
CARL REINER [The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... Yo...
CARL REINER I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't eve...
CARL REINER There's no requirement for the accused to explain why he pleaded guilty. He may do so at sentencing.
HENRY REINER The people they were mad at weren't these people. They had nothing to do with anything. They happene...
HENRY REINER We wouldn't do anything like that without discussing it with the family. They're well aware of the i...
HENRY REINER Both sides thought that was the only result that was reasonable under the circumstances.
HENRY REINER When it came to demography, the German debate oriented itself very much on the past. And our Nazi pa...
REINER KLINGHOLZ I'm walking to the path of light, And i have elements on my side, But without them I'm still behind ...
KURT REINER C. SUAREZ One of the most popular games to watch on eSports is 'League of Legends,' a game that blends...
ROB MANUEL At the end of the day, all the best negotiating techniques can't overcome the most substantive p...
ROB PORTMAN I love improv so much. Listening. I think that's the key. When you improvise, you put a lot of p...
ROB RIGGLE Great things come out of being hungry and cold. Once you're pampered, you get lazy.
ROB ZOMBIE I just really just try to get better as a player every week, just focusing on the team we have to pl...
ROB GRONKOWSKI Before I go to bed, I've got to hit my situps and pushups. While I'm watching a TV show, I d...
ROB GRONKOWSKI Just follow the rules. Always have a designated driver. Don't be doing anything to make someone ...
ROB GRONKOWSKI I've always been a fan of football, always watched the NFL and it's great to always sit back...
ROB GRONKOWSKI Stay hyped! Get chicks!
ROB GRONKOWSKI My brother's got two degrees. He got one for me.
ROB GRONKOWSKI You have to give it to the Packers. They are a good team. They have a great offense and a great defe...
ROB GRONKOWSKI Just like any other game we're taking on we've got to prepare, prepare hard, mentally, physi...
ROB GRONKOWSKI At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess aroun...
ROB GRONKOWSKI I was always blessed growing up with opportunities and access to facilities, equipment, and playing ...
ROB GRONKOWSKI I was running super slow. Chris thought I was done. Then one day at the end of February, I woke up a...
ROB GRONKOWSKI Just put football first, or your job first. Give everything you've got all week, work hard, work...
ROB GRONKOWSKI You always want to be on top of the playbook. You always want to be refreshed with the plays, make s...
ROB GRONKOWSKI We go out to practice every single day and we have fun out there, but at the same time, we're ge...
ROB GRONKOWSKI My softer side? I mean, I like to snuggle.
ROB GRONKOWSKI Keep doing what you have to do to help the team out.
ROB GRONKOWSKI Everyone always helped me out growing up, and everyone now supports me Sunday. So whenever there'...
ROB GRONKOWSKI The importance of lifting weights is it kind of makes me who I am.
ROB GRONKOWSKI I'd go at anyone. I took all of my brothers' bull. It made me who I am.
ROB GRONKOWSKI Me not working hard? Yeah, right - picture that with a Kodak.
ROB GRONKOWSKI I just go with the flow, day by day, week by week.
ROB GRONKOWSKI To this day, I still haven't touched one dime of my signing bonus or NFL contract money. I live ...
ROB GRONKOWSKI You want to be the best at work in order to go out and celebrate.
ROB GRONKOWSKI I'm very aware of the fact that Broadway musicals being brought to the screen are very few and f...
ROB MARSHALL The 2000s were the time when bromance became a kind of love that dared to speak its name. As a high-...
ROB SHEFFIELD The pirating thing is bad. The people it hurts the most are the ones you least think it hurts. It...
ROB ZOMBIE Decisions about your health should be between you and your doctor, not a bureaucrat and an insurance...
ROB PORTMAN I just love the Corps. I love the brotherhood, the camaraderie. I thank anyone in uniform who serves...
ROB RIGGLE The best way to appreciate our political process is to volunteer for a campaign and support a candid...
ROB MCKENNA The myth of redemptive violence - Caesar, peace, and victory - is in people's bones so deeply, w...
ROB BELL The political spin in Washington is revolting, just revolting. It's a callous political game.
ROB BISHOP I want to experience Dallas. It's a new city where I see new business opportunities.
ROB KARDASHIAN My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a pupp...
ROB LOWE As I've evolved, I'm capable of doing a lot of things at once, but really, as an entrepreneu...
ROB DYRDEK The scariest part to any story is the sliver of truth you hide in the horror. Sometimes its not abou...
ROB MANUEL Things like that become a blur - shot at some soundstage, somewhere - that's as much as I can re...
ROB ZOMBIE I had had some successes in the '90s, always made money, but the truth was I was like a man push...
ROB LOWE One of the things that make Liars so fascinating after five albums, each one so completely different...
ROB SHEFFIELD Like many other touchstones of twenty-first-century pop culture, 'The Sopranos' was hatched ...
ROB SHEFFIELD To be fair, Republicans are not blameless. The deficit began to spiral out of control on President B...
ROB WOODALL When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you s...
ROB THURMAN Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square h...
ROB SILTANEN The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
ROB SILTANEN Our tendency in the midst of suffering is to turn on God. To get angry and bitter and shake our fist...
ROB BELL The moment God is figured out with nice neat lines and definitions, we are no longer dealing with Go...
ROB BELL Once you embrace your value, talents and strengths, it neutralizes when others think less of you.
ROB LIANO What we do comes out of who we believe we are.
ROB BELL I don't know whether it is beautiful or sad, that I find such blissful happiness within the confines...
KENDAL ROB Nothing is born into this world without labor.
ROB LIANO Be happy or die.
ROB COHEN If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a "fix" of somethi...
ROB STAMPFLI Making copies.
ROB SCHNEIDER What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it’s gone.
ROB THOMAS And the people we’ve become, well, they’ve never been the people who we are.
ROB THOMAS In acting, there's a type of courage you're recognized for all the time. You lose 100 pounds...
ROB LOWE Growing up, I had the weird fantasy list: I wanted to be Alice Cooper, Steven Spielberg, and Stan Le...
ROB ZOMBIE Well, I affirm orthodox Christian faith. I affirm the Nicene Creed. I don't think I'm doing ...
ROB BELL I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign...
ROB DELANEY I didn't start to work until I realized what it was I had to offer. I stopped imitating performe...
ROB MCCLURE It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans...
ROB SHEFFIELD I have had a lot of blessed, interesting things happen to me and have bumped up against some amazing...
ROB LOWE I'm not representing any organization. I represent the people of Ohio, and a lot of people in Oh...
ROB PORTMAN Things have slowed down considerably since the new series has started airing and I am currently look...
ROB MARIANO 'Wild Grinders' becoming an animated series, and airing on Nicktoons is another one of my bo...
ROB DYRDEK Added to the rooster of courses, 'Tiger Woods 10' adds in seven new courses from the pristin...
ROB MANUEL Maybe because I come from choreography, I've always felt that there's something about action...
ROB MARSHALL I grew up in the D.C. area, and I used to wear a Redskins jersey just walking around. I just had kin...
ROB HUEBEL Individuals will achieve healthier lifestyles when prevention and wellness programs are accessible a...
ROB WITTMAN The Iron Dome system is a proven way for Israel to defend its citizens from hostile threats and will...
ROB PORTMAN After my parents' divorce when I was 4, I spent weekends with my dad before we finally moved to ...
ROB LOWE A good vacation for me is going to warm weather. Being able to go outside, in the sun, hit the beach...
ROB GRONKOWSKI I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests.
ROB DYRDEK I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
ROB DELANEY We dream of the perfect wave, the perfect job, the perfect house, the perfect love, and when we get ...
ROB MACHADO Hometown Aerosmith fans are different from other Aerosmith fans, and that mainly has to do with Joe ...
ROB SHEFFIELD Sometimes it's not always about what you can see or hear but what's under the hood of a game...
ROB MANUEL I like anywhere with a beach. A beach and warm weather is all I really need.
ROB GRONKOWSKI I feel like it's a dangerous and dark world if 'Sunny' becomes mainstream comedy. If you...
ROB MCELHENNEY You'd be surprised how cold you get in the water, especially surfing a place like Pipeline. If t...
ROB MACHADO I like movies where you can come back and re-watch them and admire the cinematography 25 years later...
ROB ZOMBIE My hopes and aspirations haven't changed since I started in this business. They've been to b...
ROB LOWE My initial introduction to him was - this is a funny story... My Aunt Marian, my entire life growing...
ROB MCCLURE Maggie and I got married and then had to wait three years before we got to take our honeymoon becaus...
ROB MCCLURE One of the interesting things about Twitter is looking how famous people choose to use it. Take some...
ROB LOWE I'm not Charlie Chaplin and will never, ever claim to be. But when I become the 'Tramp,'...
ROB MCCLURE But MTV relishes its vestigial role as a star maker, so every year it puts all its clout into making...
ROB SHEFFIELD I love anything by Joan Didion. Incidentally, she was one of the local moms when I was growing up in...
ROB LOWE Julia Louis-Dreyfus is just perfect in 'Veep.' She gets to show off the spiky claws beneath ...
ROB SHEFFIELD George Clooney is exactly what you would expect. He's annoyingly good looking, insanely funny, a...
ROB HUEBEL I'm up here in Cleveland tonight and there are a lot of folks who are concerned about it. Twenty...
ROB PORTMAN When you tax capital gains income, you don't help the economy, you hurt the economy, which is wh...
ROB PORTMAN Out of college, I had two job offers. One was to be a canoe instructor for Outward Bound. And frankl...
ROB PORTMAN It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboardin...
ROB MCELHENNEY Cannes is a little bit like French wine. There are certain years that people prefer over others.
ROB LOWE I'm a true centrist: my beliefs put me in the middle... You know what happens to people who driv...
ROB LOWE Tom Ford, who is my all-time favourite, once said to me, 'Here's the thing about dress shirt...
ROB LOWE I've been on TV a long time, and I've never had a catch phrase.
ROB LOWE Just take yourself back to September 2001. As that month went on, and as that autumn unrolled, every...
ROB RIGGLE Can I play a southern character? You betcha. Can I do the voice of Tourist Dad and Carnival Barker? ...
ROB HUEBEL It goes without saying that 'Buncha Losers' comedies speak to tough times. The massive unemp...
ROB SHEFFIELD I lived in New York for 10 years; I followed the Rangers. Now I live in L.A. I want to adopt a team....
ROB RIGGLE Look, here's the deal: The Chiefs' fate and the Royals' fate, that's my fate.
ROB RIGGLE I'm a Kansas City kid, so I love my Royals and Chiefs. I went to the University of Kansas, so I ...
ROB RIGGLE Sampling, statisticians have told us, is a much more effective way of getting a good census.
ROB LOWE My greatest regret at the passing of America-hating strongman Hugo Chavez is that he didn't live...
ROB LOWE At any given time, there are a lot of million-dollar luxury charter boats cruising around the Mentaw...
ROB MACHADO Everyone has baggage, maybe we should help each other carry it.
ROB LIANO The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive.
ROB MONTGOMERY Justin Bieber, I love to death. He's such a cool, ridiculous, much crazier kid in real life - mo...
ROB DYRDEK My mom has this thing where if I'm doing anything doing dirty or crazy, she sniffs it out and ye...
ROB HUEBEL I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China.
ROB LOWE One meal I'm constantly reminded about is when I ate kangaroo tail in the desert in Australia; i...
ROB MACHADO My roles in comedies from 'Austin Powers' to 'Tommy Boy' to 'Wayne's World,&...
ROB LOWE If it awakens in us as a whole how important that is - the theme of how conquest and ambition are me...
ROB MORROW 'American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - '...
ROB SHEFFIELD As many citizens can attest, the U.S. is a great place to get sick, but a terrible place to stay wel...
ROB WITTMAN I was a huge fan of 'Avenue Q' long before I ever dreamed of being a part of it. I saw it of...
ROB MCCLURE You can hear the Celtic heartbeat all over Europe and America, from Bing Crosby to Jack White, from ...
ROB SHEFFIELD I'm on the Armed Services Committee, which gives me the opportunity to get involved on some of t...
ROB PORTMAN Anything is possible if you're willing to work for it.
ROB DYRDEK If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.
ROB KARDASHIAN Most of us grew up with video games in the household, either the original Nintendo in the living roo...
ROB MANUEL The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it,...
ROB BELL That's the secret of 'True Blood' - all the creatures that roam Bon Temps become a metap...
ROB SHEFFIELD 'Borderlands' came out of nowhere to appease the gnawing hunger left behind with the dearth ...
ROB MANUEL 'Buncha Losers' comedy is one of those homegrown American art forms, up there with infomerci...
ROB SHEFFIELD I've got four brothers, so with them and all our friends we had these sports parties in the base...
ROB GRONKOWSKI I was fortunate, I guess, to be part of some good fiscal discipline in the Bush administration. The ...
ROB PORTMAN I served at a time when we had a strong economy, when we had deficits that we would die for today. I...
ROB PORTMAN The sax solo as we know it today would not exist without Gerry Rafferty. His 1978 soft-rock classic ...
ROB SHEFFIELD