Let me say this, to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little tiny, yes, porky amendments - the American people really don't care.
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ADAM SANDLER I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me. HALEY JOEL OSMENT If you've stacked on the weight over time, and if you don't have any health issues, you don&... BARRY O'FARRELL When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that. BILL COSBY I don't do this for the money, I don't do it for record sales, I don't really care about... DAVID GUETTA I don't mind if my performances get dissected and people criticise what I've done on the pit... ROBIN VAN PERSIE I don't care what other people say. The important pressure, you put on yourself. The pressure th... ADOLFO CAMBIASO I don't really say much about reviewers. It's a very tough job to get all of the depth of a ... ROLAND JOFFE If the American people don't love me, their descendants will. LYNDON B. JOHNSON I don't take part in texting and those other things myself, so I don't really know if people... TYNE DALY I don't care what you say about me anymore! 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