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My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'


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BILL HART This is a trend that employers are very interested in because they want to stay away from negligent ...
BILL HART I was absolutely suffocating, and all I could think about was someone finding me dead on the floor w...
BILL HART This is a trend that employers are very interested in because they want to stay away from negligent ...
BILL HART Their field is unplayable. (Carver athletic director Rocky Gomes) called on Saturday and said it was...
BILL HART RAW Tickets - $50, Gas Money - $30, Going to RAW with my wife who's expecting our first child any mi...
BRET HART Hogan, 4 years ago you ran away from me.............but now I'm here...........and I will kick your ...
BRET HART I didn't get to do a lot of cardio, ... They wanted to set me up. [Announcer] Jim Ross wanted to be ...
BRET HART They just said, 'This guy's the pits,' ... Ric Flair had the same match with Big Bubba as he has wit...
BRET HART Foley, Savage and Bret Hart have been doing just fine outside of the world of wrestling, ... What el...
BRET HART [Bret Hart is upset with Ric Flair. Last week, he wrote a 3,783-word diatribe taking Flair to task f...
BRET HART They'll never steal my thunder with Owen at WrestleMania X.
BRET HART Not being a flashy guy, not being a guy with the blond hair, not being a guy with the great body, my...
BRET HART They just said, 'This guy's the pits,' ... Ric Flair had the same match with Big Bubba as he has wit...
BRET HART Foley, Savage and Bret Hart have been doing just fine outside of the world of wrestling, ... What el...
BRET HART If you're naturally a certain size, I think it suits you and you can see that. There's no po...
MIRANDA HART