Rita Rudner
Related RITA RUDNER If I'm being forced to do something I don't want to do, my real self comes out. But whether ... BENJAMIN CLEMENTINE I was brought up by my mum and my sister. I've always been around independent women; I like that... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON FRENCH MONTANA I don't have many friends. It's not because I'm a misanthrope. It's because I'm ... IAN RANKIN RIHANNA It's, like, bigots want to embrace me, and I politely take their arms from around my neck. I don... ISAIAH WASHINGTON I have no deep-seated desire to be famous; that's not what's driving me, so if it's some... CAM TYGA CARLI LLOYD For me, I would prefer to not have my face on the album cover. I don't mind being in the public,... FLUME LINDSAY LOHAN KEKE PALMER When I first joined 'Dancing with the Stars,' I did not want to do it. It's not what I l... MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY One day when I was 16, I rode my bike to the nearby DMV office to get my driver's permit. Some o... JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS PAUL WALKER I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I'm more interested in my life than I am in my career. I don't want to not work. I do enjoy ... RACHEL TICOTIN LARRY THE CABLE GUY HARRY DEAN STANTON I don't see that my age has anything to do with what is between the covers of my book, any more ... ELEANOR CATTON I don't like my whole life dragged out. I don't want anyone to know about me, because I don&... LILLY PULITZER DEBBIE REYNOLDS MAXINE WATERS I want to live in my truth. Tell me you don't like me, and I know it. But when you don't tel... LEE DANIELS If there's one thing I've learnt, it's that I don't think a man ever looks better th... TARON EGERTON I buy so much fake jewelry, it's funny. It's not real. I don't wear real diamonds or any... KATE SPADE For a while now I've had this feeling that there's something that I'm supposed to be doi... EMMA CAULFIELD It's 2010. I'm forty-three years old. I've just turned in the final draft of what will b... THERESE FOWLER JOHNNY DEPP BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY R. KELLY I have a kid and a husband and my family, and it's important to live the real life. I don't ... CECILE DE FRANCE CHANDLER RIGGS In my life, I don't need to have my face plastered everywhere. It's not really something I w... ALEXIS BLEDEL CARINE ROITFELD BECKY G KRIS CARR I don't just love riding; I love horses. I was in the field at my yard watching them gallop arou... LEE PEARSON KEIRA KNIGHTLEY NANCY CARTWRIGHT I've been asked to do 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' and I do get asked to... LAURA TROTT KIRK DOUGLAS BILLY CORGAN ADRIANA LIMA I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my po... GEORGE MURRAY CATE BLANCHETT STORMZY TAYLOR SWIFT SEBASTIAN STAN JOEL EDGERTON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES EVELYN ASHFORD MELISSA ETHERIDGE ALEXA VEGA I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean... ALEXEI SAYLE DANIEL TOSH I'm not good with sci-fi stuff. I'll be in it, as long as I can see what I'm dealing wit... CHELAN SIMMONS I'm not a fighter, but in my mind I'm fighting every day. 'What's new? What am I doi... MASAHARU MORIMOTO I don't know what's happened to me. I've got a bit more sophisticated in my old age. I l... DANNY DYER I'm pretty confident about my sobriety, but I don't want to get too confident because that&#... MARY DOCTER I don't want to kill ads. I think advertising is great, and I'm very aware that there's ... CHARLIE ERGEN I don't believe in being mean to anyone. I'm a really peaceful person. That's something ... NICK CARTER JOHNNY DEPP NATE ROBINSON I'm just me. I'm just very opinionated. I react to whatever I see. If it's good, it'... MEL B DAN AYKROYD DYLAN MORAN I have a necklace around my neck that my lady gave me, so I try never to leave home without that. CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY I don't want to do something unproductive with my time, so I decided to do something musical. So... SEAN PAUL I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the ti... ELLE FANNING KAT GRAHAM KATE WINSLET ROSE MCIVER I don't really like politics, to be honest. But it's other people making decisions about my ... LAURA RICKETTS I sing all the time. But maybe nobody's hearing it, because I'm singing in my car or in my h... NATALIE MAINES I told God, 'I don't want a man. I don't want more gold albums. The only thing I want is... LA INDIA EVA GREEN I don't listen to the radio, cause I don't have a driver's license. But if I'm in L.... BENNY BLANCO HARRY CONNICK, JR. I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a g... PETER FARRELLY As long as I'm learning every day of my life, I will never feel old. Never. And I don't feel... PAT MITCHELL RUSSELL WESTBROOK See, my strumpf is in my hair. Now, I don't know what strumpf means. It's just a term some b... DANNY MASTERSON In my twenties, I was obsessed with what other people thought of me. In my thirties, it's about ... JASMINE GUINNESS I use sunscreen every single day, even if I'm not going outside in the sun, because I'm near... MICHELLE PHAN I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all... JOHN GOULD DRAKE ANNE WOJCICKI HARVEY PEKAR I'm not very good at going to sleep, and that's probably my worst problem. I don't need ... HARRIET WALTER I don't want to do something that's watered down. I don't want to take what I'm know... BILLY EICHNER MAGGIE SMITH Maybe it's because my mother divorced and my grandmother divorced, so maybe I'm frightened d... JULIETTE BINOCHE I am not a fake. I am natural. I am just being Caster. I don't want to be someone I don't wa... CASTER SEMENYA I look at my voice and my abilities as a gift. I don't feel that I can even take any credit for ... EMMYLOU HARRIS EVA MENDES My mother has rheumatoid arthritis. I don't want to lose the ability to jump up and walk across ... CHERYL LADD VIDYA BALAN
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Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy. RITA MORENO It's easy to work for somebody else; all you have to do is show up. RITA WARFORD I wore so much rubber when I was at MGM, I bumped into the wall once, and I ricocheted. RITA MORENO The wonderful thing about cabaret is, you can do a lot of things you can't do in a concert. You ... RITA MORENO I don't think I was considered to be a cabaret singer because I didn't have patter that was ... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA RITA ORA I'm happy to be part of this organization and I'm looking forward to watching the team grow and get ... ADAM RITA It's not going anywhere right now. ADAM RITA We're like the Mounties...we got our man. We believe with his versatility, Stokes can bring an added... ADAM RITA He knows what has to happen for him to be on our team. Keith Stokes knows that now. ADAM RITA There are guys out there and we'll find one. ADAM RITA We're interested, but he wants more than we want to pay, that's the bottom line. That's the beauty o... ADAM RITA We slapped him on (the list) when he was placed on suspension. But we understand he's going to the N... ADAM RITA We had to send him back. His work visa was pending. He was on a temporary visa. ADAM RITA I don't think his style has changed that much, but his emphasis has. The emphasis now is on him to b... ADAM RITA It was mutual. He understood we're not going to use him unless we're in dire straits. Hopefully, he'... ADAM RITA Maybe Elvis was inhibited by inbred religious prohibitions or an Oedipal complex, or maybe he simply... RITA MORENO RITA DAVENPORT RITA MERO RITA DOVE My first American experience was in the harbor of New York City when I saw that amazing big, tall la... RITA MORENO Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unho... RITA COOLIDGE All my life, I faced sexism and racism and then, when I hit 40, ageism. RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA DOVE RITA DOVE RITA ORA There was a subtlety about Peggy Lee. It was powerful. There was a valuable use of space. Everything... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA I loved being in the film called 'Carnal Knowledge' - the one with Jack Nicholson, which was... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA DOVE I played a Siamese girl from Thailand. I played an Arabian girl. I did a lot of American Indians. I ... RITA MORENO I have played Polynesian. I have played an Arabian girl. I played an East Indian girl. And what was ... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA DOVE Elvis was really sweet and kind of bashful, but he didn't have a whole lot to say. RITA MORENO I was born in Puerto Rico - I used to sit in the sun until I looked like a piece of bacon. It's ... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA ORA Women over 30 are usually somebody's mother in a 'Porky's' movie, being silly and be... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA If you saw me in 'The King and I,' I had that angelic, virginal face. RITA MORENO I like having my picture taken and being a glamorous person. Sometimes when I find myself getting im... RITA HAYWORTH RITA DOVE RITA ORA Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today&... RITA HAYWORTH 'Revolutionary Road' with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet absolutely destroys me. They we... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE I am able to get up and dust myself off and keep moving forward. I'm very stubborn. RITA MORENO The month of September is Women in Jazz, so I'm doing jazz there in September. I'm in for th... RITA COOLIDGE RITA ORA There it was, hidden in alphabetical order. RITA HOLT My idol when I was a kid was Elizabeth Taylor. RITA MORENO She called Margaret Thatcher honey once and I'm sure that's never happened before or since. RITA FORRESTER Increasingly, stars are recruited from the ranks of professional models, with the result that today'... RITA HAYWORTH I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance RITA HAYWORTH Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me. RITA HAYWORTH After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it. RITA HAYWORTH We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves. RITA HAYWORTH All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved. RITA HAYWORTH RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA ORA RITA DOVE When you engage your brain, it just keeps getting fatter and richer and wonderful. RITA MORENO When I was nominated for the Oscar, I was absolutely positive that Judy Garland would win for 'J... RITA MORENO RITA ORA I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because ... RITA MORENO RITA ORA RITA ORA I live in the moment. The moment is the most important thing. That's my entire philosophy: Make ... RITA MORENO The Greek side of me definitely loves a good meal, a lot of laughing, loud discussions. RITA WILSON RITA DAVENPORT We've had one practice. I gave them Saturday off. We're going to keep doing what we do. You don't ha... RITA ATKINSON We need to be patient and move the ball well. We need balance with an inside-outside game. But if we... RITA ATKINSON One of the reasons for our success this year is clearly that 13 kids came to practice every day and ... RITA ATKINSON She said they're a perimeter team .... They're scrappy, and they push the ball up court on the fast ... RITA ATKINSON I started it; I knew a landlord. RITA ADAIR We know we need to take care of these people for a few months. RITA ADAIR I had to make it happen, I had to do what I know best. RITA ADAIR The system really blocked us big time, the government. It's been very difficult to knock down that d... RITA ADAIR Things don't seem terribly different to me. In terms of client needs and resident needs, I don't see... RITA ADAIR This is grass roots at its best. It's powerful stuff. RITA ADAIR RITA DOVE I'm so damn lucky to still be here at 85. If I get a hangnail, I don't dare complain! Life i... RITA MORENO RITA DOVE RITA ORA RITA ORA I think Jennifer Lopez is a phenom. And as far as I'm concerned, she's really a very smart b... RITA MORENO Possibly, I should have been a jazz singer from the beginning. RITA COOLIDGE Jazz radio is not very friendly to pop singers who decide to make a jazz record. But a lot of people... RITA COOLIDGE I wanted to make a jazz record. I didn't want it to be a standards record. RITA COOLIDGE I've always wanted to record a jazz record. I did one in the '70s with Barbara Carroll. It&#... RITA COOLIDGE I recorded my first jazz record in the '70s. RITA COOLIDGE I love performing for kids, but you can't play down to them, of course. Then it would be 'Ca... RITA MORENO RITA ORA It just reeks around here and sometimes its unbearable. RITA FAUGHN The biggest problem is the transportation of gasoline out of Gulf of Mexico. There are major pipelin... RITA JOHNSON This is the major fund-raiser for our operating fund, and that supports the shelter and services, ..... RITA JOHNSON Participants are able to come by and stuff money into a jar that will be provided at each booth, and... RITA JOHNSON There will be games for the kids, a blow-up bounce game and face painting, RITA JOHNSON Lots of good stuff to bid on, RITA JOHNSON This year's event is going to be much bigger and much improved, ... We're clicking right along. This... RITA JOHNSON
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and ... 
I'm not going to go to a producer that's going to take me in a studio and charge me my whole... 
My jewelry's all fake - from Claire's. Or I get it from my mom's boutique in Barbados. 
I don't like Drake as a person. He's just fake to me. 
I don't do fake. That's the first thing you should know about me. I'm not one to put on ... 
It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. 
I can't work all day and then go home and hang out with the same people. I don't want everyt... 
I'm Brian a lot more than I'm Paul Walker, which is awesome. When I hear, 'Hey Paul Walk... 
I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It'... 
I'm tired of playing people who are complete washouts and bums. I don't mind waiting for the... 
I stopped making movies because I don't like taking my clothes off. Maybe it's realism, but ... 
I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it'... 
I don't want to run around and look at a shot through a monitor. That doesn't improve what I... 
I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute... 
I walk around every day with a radio playing constantly in my head, and this radio station plays a l... 
I'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun. 
People might think I'm very hard, what with my black make-up, my hair over my eyes, etc. My inno... 
I don't know if it's because I'm Latina or something, but I have no problem speaking my ... 
People ask me if I live each day like it's my last, and I don't. I live each day like it'... 
I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite ... 
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turn... 
I don't need a critic to tell me I'm an actor. I make my own way. Nobody's my boss. Nobo... 
People try to make a big deal, like I don't want to play my old songs. That's not it. I don&... 
From my hair to my toes to my nails. Everything's fake. Everything! Even my heart is fake. 
I'm not particularly needy, and I'm not particularly anxious. I don't look for a directo... 
I don't even think of it as a strategy. It's me in my element; it's my forte. Me being w... 
I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... 
Sometimes you don't want to get married too much to a lot of rehearsing, I feel, when it comes t... 
Even to this day, when I think about the fact that I'm in this 'Star Wars' world, that I... 
When I'm running fast, I don't feel anything, it's effortless, it's like my feet don... 
I don't have a bucket list because it is my dedication to live every day of my life there. I don... 
I really don't get nervous when I perform -it's more of an exciting feeling than anything el... 
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlf... 
I'm just an actor, and if I can leave something behind that my kids will be proud of, then that&... 
My mom is probably the only person shorter than me that I'm scared of. Still to this day. She... 
I don't need fame any more. People are less interested in me in terms of celebrity. I'm happ... 
I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... 
My experience with music, I'm not going to say extremely negative, but it's definitely been ... 
My skin still crawls if you call me a movie star. I get embarrassed. I think, don't be ridiculou... 
I bring ideas to set, and I'm more than willing for those to be affected and be malleable based ... 
I'd rather be thought as an international actress rather than a French one. Because I don't ... 
I'm a natural piano player. So all the practicing I do at this point is in my head. If I don'... 
Messy stuff irritates me. I don't like messiness. If you leave something around my house, I'... 
It's important for me to let my fans know I really don't care. I'm confident. 
If you don't read it, you don't know. I mean, that's why I have a PR team. They read it ... 
I don't want to play myself up as a hero, because it would make me unbelievable. I'd rather ... 
It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe t... 
I don't usually lose my temper, but if I get angry, it's true - I'm scary. 
I don't think my competition is with the heroes. I don't think I'm competing with anyone... 
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. 
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a da... 
I was in Boots buying contact lens solution, and my mobile went off. It was Jay-Z's partner at R... 
The best thing Jay-Z ever taught me was patience. 
When we are touched by something it's as if we're being brushed by an angel's wings. 
Money isn't everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen. 
I have no regrets in my life. I think that everything happens to you for a reason. The hard times th... 
I prefer to explore the most intimate moments, the smaller, crystallized details we all hinge our li... 
I'm a night person. My best times are midnight to six, actually. 
I love getting dressed up and glamorous for the red carpet. It makes me feel powerful and sexy!