Ty Burrell quote: "My younger brother and I have been writing together, mainly for fun, for years, but we've been improvising together since we were kids. Literally."

You know, I used to think I was a foodie, and then my wife went to culinary school and basically exp...
TY BURRELL

A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached a...
TY BURRELL

I'm not saying this just to be self-deprecating, but I have always taken delight in playing peop...
TY BURRELL

I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the ...
ANNE BURRELL

After two undefeated seasons of 'Worst Cooks in America,' I'm ready for a third. Going a...
ANNE BURRELL

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.
LEROY BURRELL

Taste as you go. When you taste the food throughout the cooking process you can make adjustments as ...
ANNE BURRELL

Organizing ahead of time makes the work more enjoyable. Chefs cut up the onions and have the ingredi...
ANNE BURRELL

I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon a...
ANNE BURRELL

Her brain might know this was a new day and a new time, but her heart had no idea. It sill loved.
K.L. BURRELL

I love the simplicity, the ingredients, the culture, the history and the seasonality of Italian cuis...
ANNE BURRELL

I once walked in on the queen wearing her crown and pink, fluffy slippers.
PAUL BURRELL

It was hard. But we needed that to come together. We were kind of splintered a little bit, and we we...
STANLEY BURRELL

It's out there somewhere.
PAUL BURRELL

because I know that this book is nothing more than a tribute to their mother.
PAUL BURRELL

I pray you're getting treatment for your mental problems.
PAUL BURRELL

If I could have one wish, it would be to put the clock back and for everything to be like it was bef...
PAUL BURRELL

[The trickiest part of his assignment is maintaining a dignified aura while stooping to snoop. So he...
PAUL BURRELL

"I'm his little twisty" and he likes it a lot.
KATRINA BURRELL

Exciting. We've got so much firepower coming back. Adding a couple new guys, especially Drew (Lavend...
STANLEY BURRELL

Right now, the way we practice is really showing up on the floor. We're just excited how we're playi...
STANLEY BURRELL

Oh, man, sometimes it goes like that.
STANLEY BURRELL

I give all the credit to Saint Louis. They did a great job contesting our shots and being real physi...
STANLEY BURRELL

They're so long. Everybody's 6-(foot)-5 and up. They have long arms, and they're in the passing lane...
STANLEY BURRELL

We just came out with a lack of energy. We didn't have that pop that we usually do on the defensive ...
STANLEY BURRELL

We played pretty well against Houston. They were tough games because they were so dramatic at the en...
PAT BURRELL

I know that the princess would approve of what I'm doing, and that what I'm doing is appropriate,
PAUL BURRELL

Good as it is to inherit a library, it is better to collect one
AUGUSTINE BURRELL

She would use this money on everyday items like going to the cinema, magazines, shopping expeditions...
PAUL BURRELL

They don't call them the beast of the east for nothing.
JOHN BURRELL

We're not defending like we usually do. It's putting us in a position where we all have to score the...
STANLEY BURRELL

Paul Dyson accepts he unlawfully assaulted Joanne Nelson but denies her murder on the basis that his...
GARY BURRELL

You've got a lot of guys who can run 10.2, who can run 20.5 (in the 200), and we take that for grant...
LEROY BURRELL

We never would have thought that when we were kids we would be here, ... We just thought that we wou...
LEROY BURRELL

The more I train, the more I realize I have more speed in me.
LEROY BURRELL

Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned ...
PAUL BURRELL

When it comes to food they know no fear. They will take on any competitor, as big as they come.
JEFF BURRELL

We wanted a longer-term study so we could follow their life cycles, how successfully they reproduced...
JEFF BURRELL

The most striking thing we've found, putting GPS collars on, is just how far they travel. They are a...
JEFF BURRELL

I'm jamming 'Black Sabbath Vol. 4' all the time. Zappa's 'Cruising With Ruben &a...
TY SEGALL

I belong to an improv group, I play cello, I have these phases - fencing, tae kwon do, baseball, ice...
TY SIMPKINS

It is important for all of us to show our support for the brave men and women in the United States m...
TY WARNER

To this day, people are still talking about the Coral Casino's parties of the '30s, '40s...
TY WARNER

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay ...
TY COBB

Your feelings wouldn't get hurt if you were honest with yourself
TY GRAY

I know what's it's like to grow up with ADHD and how important it is for parents, caregivers...
TY PENNINGTON

Speed is a great asset; but it's greater when it's combined with quickness - and there's...
TY COBB

The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not t...
TY COBB

I have observed that baseball is not unlike a war, and when you come right down to it, we batters ar...
TY COBB

The crowd makes the ballgame.
TY COBB

The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag ful...
TY COBB

I never could stand losing. Second place didn't interest me. I had a fire in my belly.
TY COBB

But I think it's hard for me to only put out one record a year. Because I get too antsy. But it&...
TY SEGALL

Kids today are so intelligent and computer savvy, so pairing an interactive computer world with some...
TY WARNER

I've loved dinosaurs since I was teeny tiny.
TY SIMPKINS

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitc...
TY COBB

I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left ...
TY COBB

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out....
TY COBB

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had bett...
TY COBB

I can cook really well. I started cooking as a kid, so I can fend for myself in the kitchen and even...
TY PENNINGTON

A good record transports you to another place.
TY SEGALL

The great trouble with baseball today is that most of the players are in the game for the money and ...
TY COBB

I loved 'Iron Man.'
TY SIMPKINS

I've been saying I really want to get a 1992 Jeep Sahara, and I'm going to paint it so it lo...
TY SIMPKINS

My favorite records are, like, The Pretty Things' 'Parachute' and 'S.F. Sorrow' ...
TY SEGALL

Hello, citizens of Sabine Pass!
TY PENNINGTON

I haven't said sex appeal, ... People have defaulted to that.
TY VOTAW

A lot of guys could have easily [thrown] in the towel in the second half. But a lot of guys fought.
TY WARREN

You probably had accounts buying the stock ahead of this deal, hoping it would be more prolific and ...
TY CARMICHAEL

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
TY COBB

Once Walton went down this road ... where he was persuaded Libby was entitled to some of the informa...
TY COBB

Her hope is to be able to pursue her planned retirement from two decades of distinguished public ser...
TY COBB

I had pencil and paper ready and put my hand out to sign,
TY COBB

I never could stand losing. Second place didn't interest me. I had a fire in my belly.
TY COBB

The great American game should be an unrelenting war of nerves.
TY COBB

To get along with me, don't increase my tension.
TY COBB

When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
TY COBB

The Hulk has an awesome superpower. He turns into this giant monster that can eliminate several dude...
TY SIMPKINS

I just want to come by and say that Greg and the crew at Simmons Homes, you guys have been absolutel...
TY PENNINGTON

The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to ac...
TY COBB

(The challenges) are unlimited. But (continuing to win them) is probably not going to happen.
TY HALPIN

He's going with parental and doctor permission. It's his senior year.
TY ZABEL

I may have been fierce, but never low or underhand.
TY COBB

They had the momentum of the game going their way. I have to give them a ton of credit ... we gave t...
TY GRIFFITH

A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.
TY COBB

Speed is a great asset; but it's greater when it's combined with quickness - and there's a big diffe...
TY COBB

We originally launched Triple Alert in December 2004 through select channels and are now offering th...
TY TAYLOR

They were a great team coming in this year, and then you add a post player like Maguire and the team...
TY LAUX

This is seen as a win-win that allows property owners to proceed with development while demonstratin...
TY PETERSON

In Sweden, the guy wears an engagement ring, too.
TY VOTAW

I think it's safe to say that our offense looked good. But we can also safely say we need to work on...
TY BELFORD

He's not going to put up with any crap.
TY VERDIN

Baseball was one-hundred percent of my life.
TY COBB

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better s...
TY COBB

That's not the norm, but it's utopia for us. Any time you can force them into turning the ball over ...
TY GAFFORD

Endgame
TY HUTCHINSON

Tonight is the night I stay up until 1 a.m. and go through the list to see where we are head to head...
TY ZABEL

We will have to wrestle tough. We have to win some key matches.
TY ZABEL

I tell you, we will leave a lot of kids at home from our region that would medal at state.
TY ZABEL

It was a good weekend. We had a good showing.
TY ZABEL

Everybody won some matches, so it was good for them. It was a confidence booster.
TY ZABEL

It was tough. It was good though. That's one reason I wanted to go -- for these younger kids, and fo...
TY ZABEL

Hopefully we can wrestle well there and get some confidence.
TY ZABEL

We started off great. It's a long season for a freshman. We are just getting worn down. From here on...
TY ZABEL

Jake stepped it up this weekend. He had a good day.
TY ZABEL

This will be a tough month. We've had a good week of practice.
TY ZABEL

My dad is a lawyer and my mom is an artist. So growing up was exactly what it sounds like - strict h...
TY SEGALL

He's a good inside runner. He's a good outside runner. He's going to pose a threat. We're just going...
TY WARREN

Recess and lunch are the best.
TY SIMPKINS

There's the conforming 9-to-5-lifestyle thing. Then there's, like, settling down, trying to ...
TY SEGALL

At a hundred and twenty five miles per hour, with the wind rushing in his face, darkness around him,...
TY PATTERSON

I think this is a good first step for the company as they try to capitalize on the opportunity that ...
TY CARMICHAEL

I think it started at the end of the year. That year Brett started off pretty strong and I think Mik...
TY DETMER

Completely automating your plant is a substantial investment. But over time, the efficiencies produc...
TY GABLE

We were in most all those (losses), but then had one bad inning that really cost us.
TY GOODMAN

We basically went into an emergency situation to save the investment we've placed out there.
TY HUNTER

There is always pressure. You have to go out there and try to pitch your game. I try to do my best.
TY KELLEY

It's up to Erik Coleman to kind of put things into place because we're kind of running around with o...
TY LAW

Just to be out there with the guys - I didn't want to come out when the first group came out. I was ...
TY LAW

We are excited to get back playing. This is the fun time of year after months of training. Toledo is...
TY TUCKER

For the first time, a group of players competing for a season-long championship has, at the end of t...
TY VOTAW

It is just another package I can add to my toolbox.
TY WIGGINTON

I had phenomenal parents. They kept me very grounded, and I lived a normal life.
ZACHERY TY BRYAN

I don't miss acting at all.
ZACHERY TY BRYAN

Well, when you get into the business, what you have to realize is that signing autographs and gettin...
ZACHERY TY BRYAN

A lot of people try to paint this child actor stigma, but I always looked at it as a great opportuni...
ZACHERY TY BRYAN

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges.
ZACHERY TY BRYAN

If something's dope, you got to go with it.
TY DOLLA SIGN

I am Mr. 'Toot it and Boot It.'
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Piano feels soft. Violins and all different string instruments feel soft. Guitar, even electric guit...
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It's certain rappers that can really rap, that really spit all bars, so I understand why someone...
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I like Future, Young Thug, Mike WiLL, DJ Spinz, Metro Boomin, Drake, Kendrick.
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Jagged Edge is one of my favorite R&B groups.
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Even though the Clintons started mass incarceration, which my brother is a victim of, things are goi...
TY DOLLA SIGN

The whole reason behind my album 'Free TC' is seeing all that police brutality, injustice, m...
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For those of you that don't know, the reason I named my album 'Free TC' is because my li...
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I make bangers all the time, and I knew it was going to come. My mom probably used to think it wasn&...
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One day, I'm gonna make a song with John Mayer.
TY DOLLA SIGN

I've got all of the old school vinyls from the '70s - even further back, like the jazz music...
TY DOLLA SIGN

Yeah, it's Pushaz Ink for life. Me, YG, and Mustard started a movement, and we brought back the ...
TY DOLLA SIGN

When we dropped 'Toot It And Boot It,' Mustard didn't even do beats, and now he's ki...
TY DOLLA SIGN

J Dilla is the top producer of all time, in my book, alongside Timbaland and Pharrell. Then DJ Musta...
TY DOLLA SIGN

The Internet is the vehicle we're driving to share our visuals, outrage, and ideas around the wo...
TY DOLLA SIGN

Rioting definitely brings attention to the situation at hand.
TY DOLLA SIGN

Why do we have to have another riot?
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It's hella crazy being included in the music for the 'Ninja Turtles' movie.
TY DOLLA SIGN

I'm gonna bring Bad Brains vibes 'cos that's what I do.
TY DOLLA SIGN

Well, when you get into the business, what you have to realize is that signing autographs and gettin...
ZACHARY TY BRYAN

With L.A. it's like, yeah, there's Death Row and whatever. But I always wanted to know what ...
TY DOLLA SIGN

I'm promoting partying and having fun and being that type of American. I don't wanna hurt no...
TY DOLLA SIGN

Bad days will occur but always have good intentions. Being genuine is liberating to yourself and muc...
TYCONIS D. ALLISON TY

It took me 25 years for me to realize who I am. Now I'm going to use the next 75 years to focus on h...
TYCONIS D. ALLISON TY

Support can come from many, but growth is only achieved by the individual.
TYCONIS D. ALLISON TY

My younger brother and I have been writing together, mainly for fun, for years, but we've been improvising together since we were kids. Literally.

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My younger brother and I have been writing together, mainly for fun, for years, but we've been improvising together since we were kids. Literally.

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