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Chelsea Peretti

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CHELSEA HANDLER Gretchen Lowell was beautiful in a very grown-up way, in a sophisticated, confident way. It was more...
CHELSEA CAIN She was a beautiful girl, but the lack of any spark dampened her prettiness.
CHELSEA CAIN I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from t...
CHELSEA HANDLER I think if you're gonna do something as silly and lighthearted as entertainment, then why not be...
CHELSEA HANDLER Through their 'Making a Difference' franchise, I am excited to work with NBC News to continu...
CHELSEA CLINTON I´ve learned about being able to accept myself with diabetes, and I´ve learned a lot about the di...
CHELSEA JOHNSON I can´t remember life without diabetes, ... It´s part of me and I´ve accepted it. I didn´t thin...
CHELSEA JOHNSON I can't remember life without diabetes. It's part of me and I've accepted it. I didn't think twice a...
CHELSEA JOHNSON Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started l...
CHELSEA JOHNSON After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe ca...
CHELSEA HANDLER We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized
biography of M.C. Hammer, and ...
CHELSEA HANDLER I had always dreamed of being a professional escort but never thought that there was any real money ...
CHELSEA HANDLER There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose....
CHELSEA HANDLER Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jump...
CHELSEA HANDLER Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.
CHELSEA HANDLER Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the firs...
CHELSEA HANDLER I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters
CHELSEA HANDLER It's not the concept of marriage I have a problem with. I'd like to get married too. A couple times....
CHELSEA HANDLER We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing ...
CHELSEA HANDLER One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
CHELSEA HANDLER I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
CHELSEA HANDLER I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush sp...
CHELSEA HANDLER Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around b...
CHELSEA HANDLER I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
CHELSEA HANDLER He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.
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