Billy Crystal
Related The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It w... WILLIAM JOYCE I really did love hockey. It was one of my favorite things to do. SAM BRADFORD ED EMBERLEY When I was really little, my favorite book was 'The BFG'. I read it - my teacher in, like, f... MADISON PETTIS OLIVIA COLMAN It was in 1969, and I thought, wow, you know, I really didn't want to do a TV series. You know, ... FLORENCE HENDERSON DANIELA BOBADILLA 'Die a Happy Man' was one of those that, when I wrote it and sent it to my label, their resp... THOMAS RHETT It was one of those things where it was tough to see. After I saw it, I came busting in. All of a su... RYAN CHURCH It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and ... PATRICK MARBER LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA SALMAN RUSHDIE BILL BURR CANDACE BUSHNELL My father died of brain cancer in 1991. I do not know anyone whose life has not been touched by the ... ALICIA COPPOLA ANDY KINDLER I'm a 'bound book' kind of girl. I have a Kindle, and I enjoy it for some things, like c... LISA UNGER 'Joker' was a violent, dark, and brutal book, so I wanted to do something a little less heav... LEE BERMEJO I love to dance; it's one of my favorite things to do. MELISSA PETERMAN When I realized that people actually wrote comics, that it was a job people could do, I thought, ... KURT BUSIEK When I wrote 'Green, Green,' it was like a really a statement of where I was at philosophica... BARRY MCGUIRE DEYTH BANGER BOBBY ORR KEVIN BACON SAM HUNT FAY WRAY Little Odessa. Of all my movies, it's the one that I still really love when I watch it and I'... EDWARD FURLONG I love being a father. It's one of my big jobs is just being a parent. It's one of my favori... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON AYELET ZURER There was one I did called 'The Phantom,' and we did a sequel to that called, 'Return of... DAVID HEDISON That's the same play we ran all night and it got shut down earlier in the night. Obviously I was not... BRENT STROH GIA COPPOLA In college, one of my favorite classes was a six-week class watching horror movies. 'The Bad See... DAVID LESLIE JOHNSON CYNTHIA VOIGT TRACY MORGAN JULIE ANDREWS One of the things I learned, one of the strangest things, is how to think. There was nothing else to... ABRAHAM PAIS CARRIE FISHER I got it into my head that I was going to be starring in movies that I wrote, so that's what I d... LARRY BISHOP ASHTON KUTCHER JACOB WHITESIDES DON MCLEAN ANTHONY ROBBINS GAYLE FORMAN I was born in 1991, and 'Harry Potter' came out in '97, so, you know, I was really obses... SAMANTHA SHANNON When I was in the eighth grade, I wrote this huge long paper about how I had no idea what I was gonn... SHANTEL VANSANTEN JULIANNE MOORE One day, I got so disgusted that I sat down and wrote a list called 'Justin's list of things... JUSTIN ZACKHAM LEONARD NIMOY One of my favorites of all time was with Jim Jarmusch, called 'Dead Man.' I was in that with... LANCE HENRIKSEN SAM SMITH BETTE MIDLER Johnny Cash's legacy, I think if it was one word, it would be 'integrity.' He was the or... KRIS KRISTOFFERSON SARAH DESSEN EDMUND WHITE All the characters in my book are fictional, but every single one of them was inspired by someone I ... SANELA RAMIC JURICH MAX SCHNEIDER I saw Roland Barthes's 'Mourning Diary' at a bookshop, and I felt it was like I was dest... GO AH-SUNG NORA EPHRON ANGIE HARMON HARVEY PEKAR All through my life, I didn't really consider my eyes at all, and then I became an actress. It&#... ALICE EVE I've been blessed with some lovely scripts and a character that people could truly identify with... DWIGHT SCHULTZ CARLY RAE JEPSEN When I was a kid, I knew the black and white version of 'Jane Eyre,' and I guess I became in... CARY FUKUNAGA I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don'... RANDY HOUSER ROBERT WILSON BONNIE BLAIR PETE CARROLL If there's one thing that I love as an entertainer, it's a spectacle. We all have looked up ... JC CHASEZ KATE WINSLET One of the things I wanted to do with my own books was bridge the gap between 'Goosebumps' a... DARREN SHAN DAVID JOHANSEN I loved being a soprano. It was one of my very favorite things in life, and thus far, and losing tha... ALEXANDER CHEE TIA MOWRY KENDALL JENNER DOUGLAS BRUNT I was in a world where I was a beginner at everything. Everyday things that I'd been doing all of my... CLAIRE GILBERT FRANK MCCOURT ELLIE GOULDING For me, being a writer was never a choice. I was born one. All through my childhood I wrote short st... LAURA HILLENBRAND MIKE DITKA DANICA MCKELLAR One of the things I love about cinema is the range. MIKE FIGGIS CAMRYN MANHEIM 'Party Down' was one of the most magical, special experiences of my professional career. Als... KEN MARINO I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when it was first casting... IKE BARINHOLTZ TANITH LEE TIONNE WATKINS I had to work night shift just so I could coach, so it wasn't really my profession, I did it for the... GLENN GALLAGHER KIRK DOUGLAS JON KRAKAUER One day I was talking about what I was going to do next, and just found myself announcing it: 'I... JOHN BURNSIDE In college, I wrote newspaper articles and songs. Then, on my 21st birthday, I sold my first book. I... JANE YOLEN When I was younger, I was kind of fearless. I think it takes more courage to do things when you know... CAROLE KING GEORGE FOREMAN JAMES GRANT LANCE BASS RAM DASS ADAM MCKAY
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I remember being made fun of in junior high fo... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX I know that, as a bisexual, sometimes people who are gay or lesbian look down upon the bisexual comm... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX I'm not sure why there's this anger in the youth, but we need to talk about it. Kids need to... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX DAVID CRYSTAL CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS DAVID CRYSTAL CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL EVANS Indifference is harder to fight than hostility, and there is nothing that kills an agitation like ha... CRYSTAL EASTMAN DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL CRYSTAL WATERS Until women learn to want economic independence, and until they work out a way to get this independe... CRYSTAL EASTMAN CRYSTAL WOODS DAVID CRYSTAL I started to be much happier in my relationships when I realized that I can only control myself. Tha... CRYSTAL REED CRYSTAL WOODS I don't think anyone's sexuality needs to be a public issue other than to give others the co... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with ... CRYSTAL EASTMAN I went into the 'Idol' audition with no expectations; that's just the kind of person I a... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX DAVID CRYSTAL The thing that I like about the way characters are written on the show these days is that nobody'... CRYSTAL CHAPPELL CRYSTAL WOODS I did grow up poor. My mom managed to get a job as a custodian at our church, and it was really just... CRYSTAL BOWERSOX CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS DAVID CRYSTAL The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and af... CRYSTAL REED CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL Love is like a balloon.. when you push your relationship with someone forward it is like blowing up ... CRYSTAL SOUTHERLAND DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL In the moment where my mind, body and soul are assaulted I know that I'll never be the same ever aga... CRYSTAL SPEARS Name's Braxxon baby and I wanna touch an angel"- Braxxon CRYSTAL SPEARS DAVID CRYSTAL The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with t... CRYSTAL EASTMAN We need mentors who are extremely dependable and consistent. These children, they've had many disapp... CRYSTAL DAVIS DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL Country is not what you heard on the Grammys. CRYSTAL GAYLE DAVID CRYSTAL We needed to get the bats going again. We were a little timid. CRYSTAL BLAISDELL I feel like a good director provokes you to ask questions about your character, but doesn't answ... CRYSTAL REED A good deal of tyranny goes by the name of protection. CRYSTAL EASTMAN They're known sometimes as a guardian angel to their fellow marines and to watch over and protect th... CRYSTAL MERILLAT I think we're in good hands. There's definitely much more momentum in bringing in good thing... CRYSTAL CHAPPELL DAVID CRYSTAL The prop guys came in yelling, 'There's mercury on the set! It can get into your lungs, and it'll ki... CRYSTAL HUNT DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL A lot of people have said we're too young, but that just means we're fearless. And that's something ... CRYSTAL LANGHORNE So many cultures have been forced to turn away from their pasts. We even fly flags of forgotten king... CRYSTAL BREWE DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL We have some good images of the suspect. We just haven't been able to ID who he is. CRYSTAL CANDY I could have done a lot more if I had the money. We really did a minimal campaign compared to some o... CRYSTAL KENNEDY It seems like a minimal time commitment, but it makes a big difference to the children. CRYSTAL DAVIS She challenges me, and at the same time, I challenge her, ... She's making me better. She's one of t... CRYSTAL SMITH This device was powerful enough that they felt the thud a mile or two away. CRYSTAL CANDY It'd be great to play Ohio State again. They beat us last year and knocked us out. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I knew it was between us and Ohio State once I saw Tennessee was in, but it just didn't go our way. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I was the first to say we got the monkey off our backs. Everybody was really happy about that win. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE They will have the revenge factor going for them so we know we're going to have to bring our A game ... CRYSTAL LANGHORNE It's a new game so we're not looking at what happened in the past. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE We got here really fast. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE It wasn't one of my best games. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I consider those kind of like misses. I wasn't really paying attention. CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I think we came out really well. We were intense, played great defense and I think we did a good job... CRYSTAL LANGHORNE You're either in it for the long haul or you're not. CRYSTAL GAYLE CRYSTAL WOODS I have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist. CRYSTAL BOWERSOX DAVID CRYSTAL DAVID CRYSTAL Something special for him but also to show the community that this was a marine who was proud to ser... CRYSTAL MERILLAT DAVID CRYSTAL Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a f... CRYSTAL CANDY CRYSTAL WOODS When we drove up to the cemetery that night, it was just like he had been killed all over again. CRYSTAL MERILLAT Certainly this is a public affairs school, and he's a former president, but I think he really excite... CRYSTAL JONES She tore the ACL in January, and was back in the team camp in June. That was an inspiration to the o... CRYSTAL WILLIAMS He used various techniques, including having other people distract the employees. He'd then go in an... CRYSTAL CANDY When she woke up happy, I said it worked he's like I guess it did, we couldn't believe it. CRYSTAL JASKULA Right now, I don't know how we gonna get through it. I mean, we're together, we trying to console on... CRYSTAL JARVIS My mom lived off the canal of a river, ... It looked like a bomb went off. I never thought it was go... CRYSTAL DAVIS We had no employees. He taught me how to drive a forklift. CRYSTAL GOMEZ It was them getting the ball to Davenport. We couldn't stop her. CRYSTAL SMITH They're becoming vicious. But it's not because they're hungry and they want to eat people. They're s... CRYSTAL SMITH She challenges me and at the same time I challenge her, ... She's making me better she's actually on... CRYSTAL SMITH We're just all sisters, CRYSTAL SMITH I was nervous about the change in the enrollment standards. CRYSTAL SMITH I want to let women know what they can expect, and that it is okay to feel confused, exhausted and o... CRYSTAL SMITH Where's our little baby who was so happy to be awake? CRYSTAL JASKULA CRYSTAL WOODS They probably didn't want to put the generator outside for fear it would be stolen. CRYSTAL HOLMES I hope this event helps me with my problems of going nuts about the things I want. CRYSTAL SMITH There should be some good teams up there — Woodrow Wilson and Spring Valley come to mind right off... CRYSTAL HACKNEY I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy. CRYSTAL KEY CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS CRYSTAL WOODS At this point, it appears to be a random act, and while nothing has been ruled out, it does not appe... CRYSTAL CANDY He fully confessed to all these thefts and said it was because he had a crack cocaine habit. In fact... CRYSTAL CANDY I tried to enroll her in tutoring last year, and it was quite expensive. She had a lot of problems i... CRYSTAL SMITH Some of the kids right now are out there on the street now. Some of them are in the penitentiary, so... CRYSTAL MOORE There really is a lack of information about this phase in a woman's life, CRYSTAL SMITH Getting buried alive will always be my claim to fame. CRYSTAL CHAPPELL CRYSTAL WATERS Do you know what i hate? I hate people who hides behind GOD, it doesn't matter how much u pray or fa... CRYSTAL DEONARINE It went down pretty quick. The metal was so weak. As they were putting it out, it crumbled. CRYSTAL HALL Everything was gone or ruined, ... There were pine tree limbs going through the top of the kitchen i... CRYSTAL DAVIS
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