Dan Gilbert
Related It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboardin... ROB MCELHENNEY CRAIG GROESCHEL People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to... GARY F EVANS... DEYTH BANGER DEYTH BANGER ISSA RAE You can look at your dog and see that it's thinking and has strong feelings. And if it does, so ... ELIZABETH MARSHALL THOMAS JAKE SHIMABUKURO ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS My parents aren't married. And one of the reasons why they never got married is because they had... KATE HUDSON CRAIG GROESCHEL You can make more money on unemployment than you can going down and getting one of those jobs that i... SHARRON ANGLE PAULA HAWKINS I like attractive people who aren't so terribly aware that they are attractive... people who are... BOB FOSSE What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt - it is sure to get wh... HAL BOYLE VERA WANG MERRILL MARKOE BILLY CRUDUP HILLARY CLINTON I like that in 'Caprica' the virtual world is a new thing. The parents didn't have that ... MAGDA APANOWICZ At any age, we struggle with intimacy. When you're a kid, you think, 'I won't have that ... DAVID FRANKEL GABOUREY SIDIBE All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about ... NORM MACDONALD JACK WHITE CBS fought very hard on this because it believed and believes that there's a principle at stake ... FLOYD ABRAMS Things that are unique and rare will cost a lot of money. Houses in East Hampton and Malibu will cos... JOHN SKIPPER Actually, that's one of the things I was thinking about writing a story about me, loosely based ... MATTHEW MCGRORY Most people who are successful don't keep their money. One of the rarest things in the world is ... SOPHIE B. HAWKINS The problem isn't that people don't understand how good things are. It's that they know,... PAUL KRUGMAN Young people, our rights and the things we care about, have been taken away because it doesn't r... ELIZA DOOLITTLE One of the great things about young entrepreneurs is that they don't know that something can'... FRED WILSON CASSANDRA CLARE SIA REZA ASLAN The people that live in these districts, they don't want to watch it. They don't want to see... LIAM HEMSWORTH COLIN KAEPERNICK There are certain things that I know I don't want to do anymore. Playing out-and-out terrorists ... ART MALIK MONICA CROWLEY KAREN ARMSTRONG CAITLYN SIEHL BEHATI PRINSLOO JOHN PODHORETZ WILMA MANKILLER RYAN GOSLING DANICA MCKELLAR SASHA GREY We don't have a laugh track, which helped Seinfeld a lot, and did kind of tell people when to la... ALIA SHAWKAT I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I think we can topple the patriarchy by using our voices to speak out against things that aren't... JESSICA WILLIAMS MICHAEL JORDAN KID CUDI JAMES LOVELOCK MUHAMMAD ALI GUNTER GRASS DON MIGUEL RUIZ Authority figures are so irritating. Because they always tell you to do things for reasons that aren... RUPERT EVERETT You hear about people your whole life, 'So-and-so has cancer,' and you're like, 'Wow... JAKE OWEN CHRISTOPHER GUEST LARRY PAGE There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hu... DANNY BONADUCE JAMES HILLMAN When we did 'The Office,' no one knew who we were, so it was easy to champion us; you could ... STEPHEN MERCHANT ELIZABETH WURTZEL PADMA LAKSHMI The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS New Yorkers aren't that friendly, but they're still pretty friendly, and they're hardwor... KRISTAPS PORZINGIS It doesn't bother me one iota that most of my career has been playing people who are not that - ... TIMOTHY SPALL It's kind of the yin and yang that fascinate me. That for all the evil men do, there are also pe... LISA GARDNER TED DANSON MARILYN MANSON The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't... MARK RUSSELL I try to get in people's heads. My job is to get the ball, so if I'm talking trash to an O-l... MALIK JACKSON HENRY LOUIS GATES People are scared to make something that doesn't look like another film that made a lot of money... BILLY BOYD LZ GRANDERSON I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about... PAULA JONES NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TESSANNE CHIN WHIT STILLMAN One thing is certain: our families are important. Don't get so stressed out and so preoccupied t... VICTORIA OSTEEN MAXINE WATERS In the future, when we get serious about executing things correctly, this thing will be very easy to... PANAYIOTIS ZAVOS So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't... ADAM LEVINE My experience has shown me that the people who are exceptionally good in business aren't so beca... MICHAEL GERBER PATTI SMITH RICK RIORDAN WALTER BECKER CHRISTOPHER GUEST EVE ENSLER I think everybody has a bent, and the key is to follow that bent. So much human wastage comes from p... J. CARTER BROWN MARK ZUCKERBERG WINONA RYDER One of the reasons I'm so passionate about science is that it wasn't correctly taught to me.... ELISE ANDREW JERRY GARCIA Why try to have pigs fly_ Why try to have pigs flyELLA C. It baffles me that everything is so homogenized, because the world isn't, and yet we continue to... OCTAVIA SPENCER There's lots of things that can't make it in the world that are worth making. There are lots... DANA SPIOTTA SUFJAN STEVENS
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DANIEL GILBERT We don't believe other people's experiences can tell us all that much about our own. I think... DANIEL GILBERT Few of us can accurately gauge how we will feel tomorrow or next week. That's why when you go to... DANIEL GILBERT The data says that with the poor, a little money can buy a lot of happiness. If you're rich, a l... DANIEL GILBERT I have everything that I could possibly want in life, from a gorgeous granddaughter and a wonderful ... DANIEL GILBERT I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and... DANIEL GILBERT Part of us believes the new car is better because it lasts longer. But, in fact, that's the wors... DANIEL GILBERT Your emotions are meant to fluctuate, just like your blood pressure is meant to fluctuate. It's ... DANIEL GILBERT The mistakes we make when we try to imagine our personal futures are also lawful, regular, and syste... DANIEL GILBERT The secret of happiness is variety, but the secret of variety, like the secret of all spices, is kno... DANIEL GILBERT Twenty years ago, you'd see guys busting rackets in locker rooms. Today they do it in their hote... BRAD GILBERT ELIZABETH GILBERT It is, I find, in zoology as it is in botany: all nature is so full, that that district produces the... GILBERT WHITE I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from ... 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STEVEN GILBERT GILBERT SELDES JACK GILBERT KEN GILBERT GILBERT SELDES GILBERT GEORGE GILBERT MURRAY When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within himself. Failure to hit the... GILBERT ARLAND GILBERT ADAIR GILBERT ADAIR GILBERT HARDING GILBERT ADAIR ELIZABETH GILBERT MELISSA GILBERT ELIZABETH GILBERT I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, ri... GILBERT GOTTFRIED ELIZABETH GILBERT ELIZABETH GILBERT WALTER GILBERT GILBERT HIGHET ELIZABETH GILBERT GILBERT BAKER ELIZABETH GILBERT GILBERT BAKER I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black gu... GILBERT GOTTFRIED GILBERT PARKER GILBERT BAKER ELIZABETH GILBERT I think good things are happening to me and will continue. I am not optimistic about the rest of the... DANIEL GILBERT GILBERT PARKER GILBERT PARKER I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would exami... 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We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different. 
Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... 
We all die, it's a fact that today you aren't here, yesterday you weren't here doesn't mean that tom... 
Mainstream media has convinced people that black people aren't relatable. So when a Jewish perso... 
I love the fact that people don't see the ukulele as a serious instrument. A lot of people see i... 
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're al... 
What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? 
Things like the movie 'Memento' are interesting to me because our memories of the things we&... 
Things that came before, people and things and experiences - that does mean something to me. It does... 
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and th... 
One of the difficulties you run into is that acting and celebrity are so closely intertwined. People... 
You feel sometimes when you hear analysts and knowledgeable people talking about Iran that they fear... 
It's so weird to turn on a switch and be the role model for all women, for all African-Americans... 
A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. Th... 
In the same way that so many people read 'Harry Potter' and went to see 'Harry Potter,&#... 
People aren't honest about the horrors of fame. The downsides are so overwhelming that, for me, ... 
The Jews integrated themselves into American life to the point that the argument that the Jews aren&... 
This stand wasn't because I feel like I'm being put down in any kind of way. This is because... 
One thing about liberals: It doesn't even occur to them that there is another side to an argumen... 
I believe in holiness and sacredness in other people. It doesn't mean that the clouds part and I... 
It ends or it doesn't.
I think the T-Shirt bra is really special for Victoria's Secret because it's that kind of si... 
The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the futu... 
I don't think anybody anywhere can talk about the future of their people or of an organization w... 
I feel it's important to show that one thing that you do doesn't define you as a human being... 
One of the most amazing things about mathematics is the people who do math aren't usually intere... 
There are so many aspects of human sexuality that we're afraid to talk about, because people sti... 
It's absolutely wrong that I don't want guys to challenge me. And the people who say that ar... 
My background is not typical hip-hop. I didn't grow up in the projects. I grew up in a single fa... 
There aren't just bad people that commit genocide; we are all capable of it. It's our evolut... 
Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating... 
Our minds aren't bound by a chronological corset. When thinking and dreaming, past, present and ... 
Humans believe so many lies because we aren't aware. We ignore the truth or we just don't se... 
In 'Waiting for Guffman,' the character I played, the Corky character, he's very serious... 
We want to build technology that everybody loves using, and that affects everyone. We want to create... 
Too many people have been analyzing their pasts, their childhoods, their memories, their parents, an... 
Sometimes I wish that there were a way to let people know that just because I live in a world withou... 
People are thrown off by someone who looks feminine, but is also strong. It's not that pretty gi... 
Years ago, we all talked about recycling and not dumping things down your drain and all of that, but... 
If you lose emotion, and you gain it back, you realise that hate and love are very important to dist... 
One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black... 
Heroes aren't supposed to do bad things. That's what villains are for. So either the good su... 
I don't want people to say, 'Something is true because Tyson says it is true.' That'... 
I want to make the music that people remember, and it doesn't need a trend; it doesn't need ... 
So much of artistic creation is just exclusion. It's not creating things; it's just excludin... 
Ben Carson was appointed to be the HUD secretary. He knows nothing about the mission of HUD. He does... 
What I really like is an intelligent review. It doesn't have to be positive. A review that has s... 
A big sacrifice is coming, and you won't have the courage to make it. That will cost you dearly. It ... 
Most of the time when people say something sounds like Steely Dan, and I listen to it, it doesn'... 
In real life, people fumble their words. They repeat themselves and stare blankly off into space and... 
People are sad. People are broke. People are worried about money, people are worried that they'r... 
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that. ... 
That's an aspect of this business which can be very frustrating and aggravating. Most of what is... 
So it's one of those things where we have to - our problem is pacing ourselves and still reachin... 
I'd like to do a record that doesn't even reference actual places. Because I think it's ... 
I think I've interviewed probably 1,500 people in my 24-year business career. 
I think Detroit is where muscle meets brains. 
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff o... 
The real business of life is trying to understand each other. 
The rainbow flag is a symbol of freedom and liberation that we made for ourselves. 
We haven't been able yet to determine in terms of genes what makes a human being a human and not... 
Science doesn't in the slightest depend on trust. It depends completely on the belief that you c... 
The human's place in the universe will be set in the scheme of evolution, the product of our bio... 
Fame is a lot of fun, but it's not interesting. I loved being noticed and praised, even the banq... 
I had lived all of my youthful dreams, but I couldn't think of many adult ones. I finally realiz... 
Language is a living thing. We can feel it changing. Parts of it become old: they drop off and are f... 
The continent did not appeal: France was filled with irritating people; Spain was corrupt and unstab... 
We must risk delight. We can do without pleasure,
You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. T... 
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. 
The mechanics of industry is easy. The real engine is the people : Their motivation and direction. 
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time. 
We try not to have ideas, preferring accidents. To create, you must empty yourself of every artistic... 
Depression, gloom, pessimism, despair, discouragement, these slay ten human beings to every one murd... 
The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way benea... 
Postmodernism is, almost by definition, a transitional cusp of social, cultural, economic and ideolo... 
If, Sir, I possessed the power of conveying unlimited sexual attraction through the potency of my vo... 
My mother, whom I love dearly, has continually revised my life story within the context of a complic... 
We needed something to express our joy, our beauty, our power. And the rainbow did that. 
The rainbow is a part of nature, and you have to be in the right place to see it. It's beautiful... 
Love knows not distance; it hath no continent; its eyes are for the stars. 
Ten thousand men possess ten thousand hopes. A few bear fruit in happiness; the others go awry. But ... 