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Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business. Thanks, for a nation of finks.


William S. Burroughs

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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS He merits no thanks who does a kindness for his own ends
FRANçOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Let a nation's fervent thanks make some amends for the toils and sufferings of those who survive...
EDWARD EVERETT It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
UNKNOWN America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments...
ANON. The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim a...
ERIC HOFFER He arrived in good shape, conscious, I talked to him, he expressed his appreciation and his thanks f...
LEILA SHAHID Thanks for the information about what we call business.
DASHIELL HAMMETT Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it ...
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN During this period of his life, Burroughs was seeking a physical utopia, a place where he could live...
GREG A. MULLINS You want to become a better person?
Just give thanks.
Give thanks for all of it.
KAMAND KOJOURI After 1957 On The Road sold a trillion levis and a million espresso coffee machines, and also sent c...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON Perhaps the single most effective antagonist of American business is Ralph Nader, who - thanks large...
LEWIS F. POWELL, JR. My time has is here, my mission has failed, but in spite of my limitations i will never loose faith....
RYAN LEONARD O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy endureth for ever.
BIBLE O give thanks unto the God of heaven: for his mercy endureth for ever.
BIBLE Anna Held's birthdate and hometown are a dark mystery, thanks to her own mythmaking.
EVE GOLDEN I was his “little girl with the William Burroughs mind,” his “secret fairy,” “female Frank...
JALINA MHYANA It's better to own a black horse and make it wear a horseshoe and then sell it. It is good business ...
ABDUL MATIN To receive honestly is the best thanks for a good thing.
GEORGE MACDONALD If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less." Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give than...
TECUMSEH Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and ...
JOAN RIVERS Nobody answered the phone anyway. We had to leave messages. Said, thanks for coming, we appreciate i...
ALEX ACKER Happy Purim. Thanks for protecting our country. I think that's the bravest thing anybody could do.
JACKIE RUBIN Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it sh...
JOSE CANSECO A glass poured to air for the one who sits with us unseen; the patron and protector, the Crooked War...
SCOTT LYNCH Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Thanks for welcoming us.
HARVEY KEITEL If you serve everybody, you will get thanks from nobody.
VIKRANT PARSAI History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give t...
TECUMSEH SHAWNEE CHIEF Thanks for existing, R.E.M. It's hard to overstate how much these guys changed everything, creat...
ROB SHEFFIELD Thanks to the competence, love of God, our country's security and stability, endowed wealth, int...
KHALIFA BIN ZAYED AL NAHYAN Thanks for working your tail off.” Leglin turned his head to check his hindquarters. “My tail is...
GAYLA DRUMMOND For three things I thank God every day of my life: thanks that he has vouchsafed me knowledge of his...
HELEN KELLER The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserve...
FINLEY PETER DUNNE Thanks to the heroic sons and daughters of this country, who have paid sacrifices, we have been able...
GIRMA WOLDEGIORGIS No comment. Thanks for asking.
ANN LEWIS Thank you? Was that like a thanks, but no thanks? Thanks, but I’m watching a movie, leave me alone...
CORA CARMACK I've had people tell me, 'Thanks for helping me walk with confidence,' including businessmen walking...
AL LACHICA Ears for wisdom, hands for work, eyes for opportunities, and a mouth for thanks.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER The Galilean is not a favorite of mine. So far from owing him any thanks for his favor, I cannot avo...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY The heart that gives thanks is a happy one, for we cannot feel thankful and unhappy at the same time...
DOUGLAS WOOD Thanks for a great fireworks show. We had a wonderful view.
BILL MCARTHUR Everybody said the same thing: 'Thanks but no thanks. Your songs just aren't hot enough for our arti...
KEITH SWEAT I'd always avoided stuff like 'Where are they now?' or 'Whatever happened to?' J...
JACKIE EARLE HALEY Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can ...
JOAN RIVERS Thanks, Arthur, for sharing your dreams.
BRIAN DENNEHY Thanks for the food holy dude
DANIEL GILMAN Thanks for the ride, Prince Charming.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER We don't only give thanks and prayers for those who have fallen. We also give thanks to those that s...
DAVID GATES Always find a reason to thank someone… And be a reason for someone’s THANKS.
HEARTTOHEART THOUGHTS [For many travelers, rendering service is a way to express thanks for the good fortune of their own ...
CHARLES KENT This is a free country, and nobody should be criticized for their political beliefs. We're all a...
SHANNEN DOHERTY There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed.
ANONYMOUS To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any th...
EMINEM Ye hypocrites! are these your pranks? To Murder men, and give God thanks? Desist for same! proceed n...
ROBERT BURNS must be allowed to return to his own country forthwith.
MARGARET THATCHER Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more ...
C. JOYBELL C. For one man who thanks God that he is not as other men there are a thousand to offer thanks that the...
JOHN DEWEY When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT He who comes up to his own idea of greatness, must always have had a very low standard of it in his...
WILLIAM HAZLITT There are varieties of Spanglish. There's Spanglish spoken by Cuban Americans in Miami called cu...
ILAN STAVANS Thanks for giving us an accessible vote.
DAN KAISER We owe Michael a huge debt of thanks for pitching in at the last minute for Page.
DIANE RAVER heartfelt thanks to those who have allowed the trails to cross their property over the past 30 years...
BOB ZIMMERMAN There is either where we've been or where we hope to go, here is where we are, take a moment to give...
DENNIS BARTON Thanks for all the police protection -- courtesy of G-Unit.
FAT JOE He was a secret agent, and still alive thanks to his exact attention to the detail of his profession...
IAN FLEMING Thanks to the abundance of shellfish in Puget Sound, Washington State is the largest oyster producer...
TOM DOUGLAS Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud ...
HENRY WARD BEECHER Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud...
HENRY WARD BEECHER If you were born in a country or at a time not only when nobody comes to kill your wife and your chi...
JONATHAN LITTELL Someday you'll remember what I said and you'll thank me for it."

Francie wished adults wo...
BETTY SMITH Thanks to all the voters. Thanks for all the support. Make sure you try to get involved, make sure y...
ANGELA SMITH Michael rang to say thanks for trying to sign him,
DAVE WHELAN For me, education has never been simply a policy issue - it's personal. Neither of my parents an...
MICHELLE OBAMA Only person who can mind his own business is a person who has reached a state beyond his mind.
DR HITESH C SHETH Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving.
KAHLIL GIBRAN After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Ch...
JULES CARLYSLE - FAMOUS CANADIAN AUTHOR & HUMORIST Thanks for saving me from the drive Shaft!
ISAAC HAYES So long, and thanks for all the fish.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Many thanks for your part in our history.
KIM ANDERSON Thanks for being nice, ... We really appreciate it.
DRYDEN MITCHELL Instead of complaining that God had hidden Himself, you will give Him thanks for not having revealed...
BLAISE PASCAL Pride slays thanksgiving, but an humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud...
HENRY WARD BEECHER To be Thankful to someone who has helped change your life for ever is a small consolation for what t...
GARY F EVANS... Be skeptical if someone thanks you for a pledge you don't remember making.
ORIEY GLENN What you taken for granted, could mean a lot to another.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS An addict never stops growing. Stupider.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The purpose of technology is not to confuse the brain but to serve the body.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Love? What is it? Most natural painkiller.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I am getting so far out one day I won't come back at all.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The Pusher always gets it all back.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ''I want to see the manager.''
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Whenever anyone reads his words the writer is there. He lives in his readers.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS when I become death. Death is the seed from which I grow.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I'm running out of everything now. Out of veins, out of money.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Never give succor to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS It is doubtful if shame can exist in the absence of sexual libido.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Panic is the sudden realization that everything around you is alive.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS No worse fate can befall a man than to be surrounded by traitor souls.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Man has sold his soul for time, language, tools, weapons, and dominance.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS NAKED Lunch -- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS How I hate those who are dedicated to producing conformity.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I was new in the game and like all young thieves thought I had a license to steal. It didn't last.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I am getting so far out one day I won't come back at all.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary.
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugl...
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WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS There is no line between the 'real world' and 'world of myth and symbol.' Objects, sensations, hit w...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Any belief in Creators or Purpose is wishful thinking. And when you point out that perhaps ALL think...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas . . . a cosmonaut of inner sp...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS My purpose in writing has always been to express human potentials and purposes relevant to the Space...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Love? What is it? Most natural painkiller. What there is . . . LOVE.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I feel that any form of so called psychotherapy is strongly contraindicated for addicts. The questio...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS A junky runs on junk time. When his junk is cut off, the clock runs down and stops. All he can do is...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS We are setting out to create new worlds, new beings, new modes of consciousness.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Nothing is true, everything is permitted
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Hemingway was a prisoner of his style. No one can talk like the characters in Hemingway except the c...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The dogma of science is that the will cannot possibly affect external forces, and I think that's jus...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Nothing exists until or unless it is observed. An artist is making something exist by observing it. ...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: the Mark Inside.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I began to get a feeling (...) of being the only sane man in a nut house. It doesn't make you feel s...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The boy looks into Mugwump eyes blank as obsidian mirrors, pools of black blood, glory holes in a to...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Some people like neat suburbs. I always am attracted to the rundown and the old and the offbeat.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Scientology is a model control system, a state in fact with its own courts, police, rewards and pena...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Is Control controlled by its need to control? Answer: yes.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, be...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Nobody's busting into YOUR apartment at three in the morning, are they? Well, then don't worry about...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Out of the closets and into the museums, libraries, architectural monuments, concert halls, bookstor...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS To be an outlaw you must first have a base in law to reject and get out of, I never had such a base....
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS They are all stupid peasants, and the worst of all peasants are the so-called educated. These people...
WILLIAM S BURROUGHS Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS All over America, people were pulling credentials out of their pockets and sticking them under someo...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I started to write in about 1950; I was thirty-five at the time; there didn't seem to be any str...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS That old feeling is still in my leaking heart.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS You know, they ask me if I were on a desert island and I knew nobody would ever see what I wrote, wo...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS For the last four years of her life, Mother was in a nursing home called Chateins in St. Louis ... [...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Build a good name. Keep your name clean. Don’t make compromises, don’t worry about making a bunc...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS May 4, 1985. I am packing for a short trip to New York to discuss the cat book with Brion. In the fr...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS In the beginning his flesh was simply soft, so soft that he was cut to the bone by dust particles, a...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS After 1957 On The Road sold a trillion levis and a million espresso coffee machines, and also sent c...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Exterminate all rational thought
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS O death where is thy sting? The man is never on time...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The aim of education is the knowledge, not the facts, but of values.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Did I ever tell you about the man
who taught his asshole to talk?

His whole abdomen ...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Hip - Someone who knows the score. Someone who understands "jive talk." Someone who is "with it." Th...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Hemingway said:
'It don't come anymore.'
So where did it go?
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS