The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
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SUNDAY ADELAJA Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
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T.H. WHITE You've got to keep your eye on the prize and do what you love to do.
TAYLOR LAUTNER Dont eat to live rather live to eat!
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DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA In life, it is not a case of what you want but more like what you would like in a case of any decisi...
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LISA KLEYPAS If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax.
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN How do you love your children?
By doing what's best for them.
Then how would you love your...
J. GRANT HOWARD you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a...
MICHAEL POLLAN O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g...
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA To do what you love can sometimes be stressful.
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IAN WILLIAMSON Sometimes you dont even want to think aout what people are doing with their groceries.
SARAH DESSEN Being able to do what you wish is the best thing in the world!
SHIRO AMANO If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
MARC ANTHONY Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you dont sa...
PROVERB Ques eso? Queso?
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH People dont care what you know until they know what you care
JOHN C. MAXWELL You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG Oi’m always noble, sir; it’s in my blood. ’As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years b...
ELIZABETH HAYDON Do what you love and the money will follow.
MARSHA SINETAR I don't want to know that you don't want me. I don't want to know what you do without me. I don't wa...
SARA QUIN People dont see you for what you think, they see you for what you say
SIMPLETON Do what you love, and you will find the way to get it out to the world.
JUDY COLLINS Be your own kind dont go around and chase others and do what they do.
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LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to t...
CORMAC MCCARTHY We both know... that soon everything is going to end...
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This chat will be in the...
DEYTH BANGER You are a delicate as a flower, One little thing can break you, so dont let anything come in the way...
DANIELLE D Instead of dwelling and being upset over something you dont have, appreciate and accept what you do ...
BRANDON HOFER Do what you love and the necessary resources will follow.
PETER MCWILLIAMS Human is what he decides to be.
ZAMAN ALI You gotta pay your dues to sing the blues.
CAROL PLUM-UCCI You're supposed to be kind to everyone, because you never know when you're meeting an angel.
CAROL PLUM-UCCI Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
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KEVIN J. DONALDSON Do what you love. Know your own bone; gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU A feeling should not be just a feeling. Put your feelings into words, and say them, share them, writ...
ROSA M. BETANCES When push comes to shove would people do what they felt was right, to get justice done or would they...
GARY F EVANS... Just do what you love. This is what I am doing.
ANGELIQUE KERBER It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN When you are not sure what to do, take action. You will quickly find out.
JEFFREY FRY Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come nat...
DAVID FROST I dont know what happens to country.
CORMAC MCCARTHY Ever feel like everything is just moving to fast,and you just dont know how to keep up
NADIRA AHMED Believe in yourself, listen to your gut, and do what you love.
DYLAN LAUREN Forgiving is not forgetting; its actually remembering--remembering and not using your right to hit b...
DESMOND TUTU Life is what you make of it.
You have to decide what you want in life.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA People want the here and now, rather than the there and after; as most are living in the where and w...
ANTHONY LICCIONE what matter most ? _ you . only you.everyday every event would pass by through your vein
LITYMUNSHI Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL It does not matter if u dont sleep often, what matters most is knowing how to use your time precisel...
BILAL ELKHATIB Demand your respect. Know what you want out of a man so he can manifest and become it... But that wo...
NERISSA IRVING Youll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you dont have to remember what you have ...
SAM RAYBURN The ultimate dream in life is to be able to do what you love and learn something from it.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT My philosophy has always been, 'do what you love and the money will follow.'
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RICHARD BELLZON I dialed the number slowly, wanting to get it right. Two rings, and he picked up.
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SARAH DESSEN You want to do what you love, but stuff overshadows it, so it makes it a little harder for people to...
SELENA GOMEZ Don't lie to yourself?
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SIMCHA GLUCK I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do!
JOHN PETERS When I know what to do, everything is so easy.
LORRIN L. LEE “You can’t do what You ONLY never tried to do.”
MAGED MAHROUS What you do, say, and have reveal who you are.
LORRIN L. LEE You're beautifulIt's trueI saw your face In a crowded placeand I dont know what to docause I will ne...
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MADDY MALHOTRA You are what you are, and what you are is not me!
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MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
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MARK TWAIN Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
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MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
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MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
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MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
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MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
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MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
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