There are no little events in life, those we think of no consequence may be full of fate, and it is at our own risk if we neglect the acquaintances and opportunities that seem to be casually offered, and of small importance.


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ROSEANNE BARR
I call myself a 'domestic goddess.'.
ROSANNE BARR
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I c...
ROSEANNE BARR
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and sc...
ROSEANNE BARR
The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
ROSEANNE BARR
I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
ROSEANNE BARR
I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic God...
ROSEANNE BARR
I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time t...
ROSEANNE BARR
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can b...
ROSEANNE BARR
In a single generation, the Internet has given to virtually every person on the face of the earth th...
BOB BARR
Firearms manufacturers usually find themselves playing defense.
BOB BARR
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."
ROSEANNE BARR
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feelin...
ROSEANNE BARR
It is not just software glitches and corrupted memory cards that should be on the minds of election ...
BOB BARR
Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a Cali...
ROSEANNE BARR
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to t...
ROSEANNE BARR
As Rome burned, Nero fiddled, ... ... The flames of hedonism, the flames of narcissism, the flames o...
BOB BARR
You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from try...
ROSEANNE BARR
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer...
ROSEANNE BARR
No contemporary poet has brought so much lived experience into such formally perfect poems as Richar...
JOHN BARR
We are confident that the merger authorities will conclude that this merger is unlawful and cannot g...
WILLIAM BARR
TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with...
ROSEANNE BARR
When conducted with proper preparation, and in a focused and professional manner, oversight of execu...
BOB BARR
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
ROSEANNE BARR
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?
ROSEANNE BARR
I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're s...
ROSEANNE BARR
The legal principle placing the burden of proof on accusers rather than the accused can be traced ba...
BOB BARR
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.
ROSEANNE BARR
The waves were coming over the boat and it was cold and very wet.
JIM BARR
Coming away from that with zero points really hurt. Then we got the football to start the second hal...
CRAIG BARR
We'll see how these go, and if demand is high, we'll start offering our semester long classes in the...
AMY BARR
Our current learners come from a wide variety of backgrounds. We've got students from the home schoo...
AMY BARR