Bill Burr
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The interesting thing is that you don't often meet a poet who doesn't have a sense of humour... 
Donald Trump is a guy who has called for privatization of the V.A. That is something that is overwhe... 
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. Th... 
People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. Th... 
A voice is very intimate. It's something of your own. So there's always this fear, because y... 
They say never meet your heroes. But the addendum to that is 'unless they're Harrison Ford.&... 
You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers. 
If you meet your heroes, you're always going to be disappointed. Frederick Douglass was a great ... 
Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy... 
I'm not one of those writers who insist they don't read reviews and don't care much abou... 
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ... 
When you say 'I want to be an inspiring leader,' the operative phrase is 'I want.' T... 
I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for ... 
You know, out-of-touch liberals like Barack Obama say they want a strong economy, but in everything ... 
You live these three months in this reality, in this dark reality. You don't want to do those fi... 
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of ... 
Everybody is always tugging at you. They'd all like a sort of chunk out of you. I don' think they re... 
Someone could be amazing at what they do, but if you don't like them, why bother hiring them? 
I'd like to say that I'm a rock star, but I'm not - I'm honestly more of a relations... 
I never say never, because I don't want to be one of those guys. 
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of peop... 
What's so crazy is when you give interviews to reporters that don't really care too much for... 
I don?t want you to feel you?re getting the runaround. You?re not. You just don?t meet the criteria ... 
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It's easy for me to play bad guys because it's a very linear acting. Bad guys aren't emp... 
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When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two r... 
Don't lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet ... 
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Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. 
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. 
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. 
Don't ever know who you may meet, or just because a person may not be dressed up all fancy, don&... 
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Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. 
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. 
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. 
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
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A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout. 
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