This comes at a real bad time. We're already battling drought and raging wildfires and this thing comes out. People were hanging in there, thinking prices will stay up.


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America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS
We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.
GEORGE WILL
It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS
There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS
Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
Education is the transmission of civilization.
WILL DURANT
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
Education is a progressive discovery of our ignorance.
WILL DURANT
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa...
WILL SELF
Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half o...
WILL ADVISE
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the th...
WILL SMITH
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS
Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p...
WILL SMITH
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS
One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS
Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
WILL SMITH
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
WILL FERRELL