We just can?t seem to get the one big hit we need.
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If we could have gotten that one big hit, we could have won that game. We just didn't get that hit.
DRAYTON MCLANE I know Dave can make a play if we need one. That's why we like to put him in position to get open in...
JUSTIN HOLLAND We weren't able to get that one big hit. We had our opportunities.
JOE GALLEGOS We got eight hits today. We just couldn't get the big one we needed. They got the hit they needed. T...
DAVE HUPPERT We can't sit around waiting for big government, big business, big religion etc. to save us. We n...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL We just didn't get enough offensive support. We had opportunities offensively and just couldn't get ...
TONY GERHARZ We couldn't get much going offensively, but we had one good inning where we ran the bases really wel...
DENNIS EVENSON Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN Us three, we actually talked. We can hit the ball, we just needed to get up there.
COREY ROSS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... Sometimes you get frustrated when a team goes on a run. But we have to be able to handle that. If sh...
CAMEO HICKS Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH Maybe we need to guard better. We probably do. They came off some screens and hit a lot of big shots...
DOUG TOLIN We had the bases loaded three times and get one run out of it. We need to get some guys to step up a...
ANDY ZAVOREK We've had a lot of one-goal games this season. We don't seem to hit panic buttons. We have a lot of ...
CHAD BURCKHARD Anytime you can get a win against Morris, it's big. We had our chances yesterday and didn't get the ...
COLE TYRELL We learned that we can never give up. We also learned we need to hit the ball and score the runners ...
JENNILEE HUDDLESTON Once we get guys in scoring position, we're kind of limited. The bottom line is we haven't done that...
LAWRENCE SCULLY They struck us out only one time. We hit the ball, but they caught everything. We just can?t give aw...
DAN CARBONE Just one statement would be: missed opportunities. We didn't get that one big hit, that stolen base ...
ADAM EATON We don't seem to do that on a consistent basis. It's not one part of the lineup, it's a different pe...
KAREN JOHNS (We need) lots of prayers to get us as far as we can go. We're just everyday people that have been b...
KAYDEE SMITH When someone says we need to talk, what he or she usually means is you will listen. An...
JAMES ANDERSON The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN We need to get mad before the game. When we get a few people irritated and frustrated, we seem to pl...
LESLIE VERSLUES We just need to hit. But that will come.
HEATH SAGER At times, we need to let our choices die, for us to get a better direction in life.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer.
AKIROQ BROST They're going to get tested sooner than later, so I'd rather have it sooner than later so we can see...
BROCK BERRYHILL We had a lot of open shots, some we didn't hit. But we hit some big ones in a stretch to get ahead.
CAROLINE WILLIAMS What will happen if we go to 0 day?
...
Everything has been wipe out from the techno...
DEYTH BANGER We have three-to-four girls that can bench over 100 pounds, so we can hit the ball far. All we need ...
DENA MONTINI If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I think we have a lot of big hitters. One through nine, everybody contributes and can hit.
LAUREN LANCASTER We have some younger girls in our lineup right now. They need to learn to be more aggressive at the ...
LES OLSON We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
MAX DE PREE We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit
SUNDAY ADELAJA We just want to point out places where they can hit and what they should hit off the tee. (We) just ...
JIM BROWN If we can?t get the ball into the post, we?re struggling. We need (Williamson) in there because he?s...
ANDY KYLE We didn't get the big hit yesterday. We could have blown them out of the water.
BRAD SKOGLUND Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba...
DEYTH BANGER That one really hurt and we just couldn't get going. But we're still in good shape if we can have a ...
LODRICK STEWART That's a big motivation. If we're up by 10-12, we shouldn't just get comfortable. We need to keep pu...
JAMES HUMPHREY We know that we can get by with a big inning, but we need to continue to improve overall and we shou...
AARON BOONE Something needs to spark us, and I think that we'll do something tomorrow night. Whether it be a gre...
DAVE ROBERTS We didn't hit when we had to. They got the big hit, and we didn't.
FRANK PECORA If we get elected, we can hit the ground running.
CHAD MILLER Edgar found a way to get the ball where nobody was standing. We had the lead, lost it, got it back. ...
KEVIN MILLAR And why love things you were destined to lose? Why let yourself feel things if the feelings were doo...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG That's exactly what we need, whether it's me or Floyd or Dave.
TOM DANIELSON We're disappointed, without question. It just seemed like one of those games where our shots would h...
MARC HABSCHEID This loss is a really tough one to take. We get guys in scoring position and then can't get the big ...
ANDY ZAVOREK We are pretty good shooting from the outside. We came out and a bunch of players were on. It wasn't ...
BROCK GRIM We just haven't put it all together in the same game. If we pitch well, we don't hit. If we hit well...
JEFF TODD If the seed doesn't get planted, it can't become a toxic thornbush. We must guard our minds and our ...
CRAIG GROESCHEL Hopefully the offense can continue. We need big innings against teams like that. Hopefully we can ge...
GARY KENDALL We need about 5,000 square feet to keep this project going. We can get the furniture, and we can giv...
JAN KING We didn't do a whole lot right tonight. We put ourselves in a hole early in the game, but we still h...
BRET WARNACK We'll see if we can get (Swayze) up on stage, ... He had a big hit with 'She's Like the Wind.' And w...
MICHAEL BOLTON I tried to make it an interesting game, but Brad hit some big shots. We need to battle back and find...
BOBBY JACKSON The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN We're getting better. We just can't seem to get over the hump.
LARRY MIKESELL I tried to feed off of that, but they hit it into places we couldn't get to and then we started maki...
CAMILLE RAMSEY We may need some new impetus to get past the highs we've hit this year.
DONALD SELKIN What else can you say? The kids are fantastic. We just need to find away to get over the edge. We ha...
BROCK ROWETON We just run a high-low game and if we don?t get the shot, you just get the ball to the other one. We...
EMILEE HARMON A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe", a part limited in time and space.
ALBERT EINSTEIN That was a big clutch hit from Mitch. Two-out hits are big. When you get a two-out hit, that changes...
RANDY BRETAG We deserved that one. We hit three posts and missed two open nets. ... It didn't seem like it was me...
KYLE WANVIG Devo and The Cramps didn't get big until they went to New York City. Chrissie Hynde didn't g...
DAN AUERBACH We couldn't buy a hit when we needed one. We went three games where we got the hit when we needed it...
CLINT HURDLE We didn't hit the ball very good. We played good defense, we just didn't hit the ball. We're going t...
DANNY DUNAWAY We had some pretty good at-bats off [Carpenter]. We just couldn't find any holes. That's the way it ...
CRAIG BIGGIO we
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CHARLES BUKOWSKI A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali...
SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't...
JASON ALDEAN We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR We need all the rain we can get. We just don't want the bad weather that comes with it.
BETH JOHNSON We knew we have to get a big lead in field events. We just can do what we can do tomorrow. (Vikings)...
DAVID BAILEY Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.
J.K. ROWLING We just need to get healthy. We have these nagging, minor injuries that we need to get past.
SONDRA VOGEL Tonight we didn't get the big hit and we had too many errors. We have to execute at the plate and on...
AMANDA BUSSELL Every time we'd have a run and seem to get some momentum, they'd answer with a big basket. We had a ...
ANDY POPLIN We weren't One Hit Wonders. We had a few hits.
GARY CHERONE We had our chances. We're just missing the big hit. It was similar to the first game.
BRUCE BOCHY Summertown hit big shots at the end. We need to do a better job rebounding, but I feel like we have ...
CHAD HALL We just had to get the margin sliced before the half, and we did some good things. When Tony hit tha...
HERB SENDEK I just can't seem to write songs about peace and love. Yeah right, how do you get that?
SIOBHAN FAHEY We can't get to the $4 trillion in savings that we need by just cutting the 12 percent of the bu...
BARACK OBAMA You can have a big hit and not get rich.
CARLENE CARTER You can't get big in hockey. You need to be pliable... they've even taken fighting out of th...
BRETT HULL You reduce illegal immigration by making it harder to get jobs here, or easier to get jobs south of ...
GAIL COLLINS The traffic is backed up. And the customers are wrapped around the corner to play. We just need to g...
BOBBY BALDWIN It's been the same song, same verse all year long we don't hit the ball when we need too. We just di...
FRANK CHUMBLEY Obviously, we didn't hit our spots today. When you miss as badly as we missed, you see what can happ...
MIKE HARGROVE We made the decision that we're going to have our pitchers hit. I talked to Ned, and he wants our pi...
DOUG MELVIN It's really big for us because we came off a couple of losses. We really needed it trying to get bac...
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DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL