FastSaying

When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

[Thoughts on Various Subjects]


Jonathan Swift

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by the sign that the dunces are all in con...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in c...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co...
LORD ALFRED TENNYSON When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy ...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by this sign, that the dines are all in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT I drew him in my world;
I write him in my lines,
I want to be his girl,
he was never ...
LANG LEAV Heart, we will forget him!
You and I, to-night!
You may forget the warmth he gave,
I ...
EMILY DICKINSON Start by pulling him out of the fire and
hoping that he will forget the smell.
He was supp...
CAITLYN SIEHL The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 1...
CASSANDRA CLARE This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all
the run...
KRESLEY COLE I would like to see 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by John Kennedy Toole adapted.
TAMARA FELDMAN As Marcus considered various ways to open the subject of Daisy, Swift surprised him with a blunt sta...
LISA KLEYPAS Genius appears in those who are able to make connections between disparate subjects and develop some...
CANDICE CAIN Strigoi have red eyes, " I explained. "Do his eyes look red?"
The boy leaned forward. "No. The...
RICHELLE MEAD If you are afraid to write it,
that's a good sign.
I suppose you know when you're
wri...
YRSA DALEY-WARD Do you think it will always be this way?”
“What?”
“I mean, when do we start feelin...
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ Yeah, I think A Confederacy of Dunces is probably the perfect New Orleans book.
POPPY Z. BRITE Cyrano: I can see him there---he grins---
He is looking at my nose---that skeleton
---What...
EDMOND ROSTAND There are many realities. There are many versions of what may appear
obvious. Whatever appears ...
AMISH TRIPATHI So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?"

"What?"
TAHEREH MAFI The only ghosts, I believe, who creep into this world, are dead
young mothers, returned to see...
J.M. BARRIE If you know that I am genius
Then know that you made me genius
Everyone don't accept me ...
HASIL PAUDYAL There's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Look!" Hawkeye said.
Duke looked where Hawkeye was pointing. In one corner, kneeling on the di...
RICHARD HOOKER You adopted him," I said when Romeo sat on the coffee table in front of me.
"You love him," he ...
CAMBRIA HEBERT When love beckons to you, follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And When his win...
KAHLIL GIBRAN He was breathing, which is always a good sign.
As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him...
JOSH LANYON Saving You

The darkness takes him over,
the sickness pulls him in;
his eyes�...
LANG LEAV Three forty-five-pound plates on each side of what Kenji told me is an Olympic bar, which weighs an ...
TAHEREH MAFI The Blue Bird
from The Last Night of the Earth Poems

there’s a bluebird in my hear...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI October—

You were sleeping so peacefully that I was loath to wake you. Duke Torquill, a...
SEANAN MCGUIRE Dear Goat,

How does one fall in love? Do you trip? Do you stumble, lose your balance and ...
CATHLEEN SCHINE It is not night when I do see your face,
Therefore I think I am not in the night;
Nor doth...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Then I dropped my forehead against his and sat there for a long time, as if I could telegraph a mess...
JOHN GROGAN And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, rig...
LANA DEL REY He tried to measure his day
by tallying the hours on his wrist.
I wiped it off and called...
KAMAND KOJOURI There are a great many opinions in this world, and a good half of them are professed by people who h...
ANTON CHEKHOV How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?

I read his mind....
JOSS WHEDON Upon him I will visit famine and a fire,
Till all around him desolation rings
And all the ...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him ou...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Do you mean to tell me’, he growled a the Dursleys, ‘that this boy- this boy! - knows nothin’ ...
J.K. ROWLING You may not agree, you may not care, but
if you are holding this book you should know that of a...
MARY OLIVER Simulation Tobias kisses my neck.

I try to think. I have to face the fear. I have to take...
VERONICA ROTH You know" - Hale's breath was warm against Kat's ear in the chilly ballroom- "I don't know that both...
ALLY CARTER Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-browed night;
Give me my Romeo; and, when I shall die,<...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Reach me down my Tycho Brahe, I would know him when we meet,
When I share my later science, sitti...
SARAH WILLIAMS Do you like him much?'
I told you I liked him a little. Where is the use of caring for him so v...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë i can't tell if my mother is
terrified or in love with
my father it all
looks the sam...
RUPI KAUR All the computers in the world are on a network. They’re linked by our cuffs. But I’m a computer...
BETH REVIS We don’t find God
in temples and cathedrals.
We don’t find Him
by standing on a <...
KAMAND KOJOURI For you, in my respect, are all the world.
Then how can it be said I am alone
When all the...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Each second neared our last.
We danced.
“Kieren . . .”
“Shhh . . .”
We d...
CYNTHIA LEITICH SMITH I know you think I am a bad
boy, a bad dog, Bang-Bang told him
with a pointed stare. He pl...
SUSAN GRANT These thoughts are depressing I know. They are depressing,
I wish I was more cheerful, it is m...
STEVIE SMITH People are not an interruption of our business. People are our business.
A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The more intelligent a man is, the more originality he discovers in men. Ordinary people see no diff...
The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.
Communication is something so simple and difficult that we can never put it in simple words.
Like threads of silver seen through crystal beads
Let love through good deeds show.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
In everyone's heart stirs a great homesickness.
That is the supreme value of history. The study of it is the best guarantee against repeating it.
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first ti...
To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of...
Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their chi...
A recent survey was said to prove that the people we Americans most admire are our politicians and d...
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when it ...
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
Friendship is love with understanding.
So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him a genius
Your life can't go according to plan if you have no plan.
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have li...
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good...
The guilty catch themselves.
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.

More Jonathan Swift

Promises and Pye-Crusts, are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT O Grub Street! how do I bemoan thee, whose graceless children scorn to own thee! . Yet thou hast gre...
JONATHAN SWIFT Style may defined as the proper words in the proper places.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision: the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are limited, not by our abilities, but by our vision.
JONATHAN SWIFT If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a sco...
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
JONATHAN SWIFT If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou...
JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false op...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT In the school of political projectors, I was but ill entertained, the professors appearing, in my ju...
JONATHAN SWIFT The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance and never to keep his w...
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch...
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous.
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live every day of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with e...
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with ...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo...
JONATHAN SWIFT Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
JONATHAN SWIFT The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he...
JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor...
JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positio...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contrib...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: a...
JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's none so blind as they that won't see.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; wh...
JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT But when a Man
JONATHAN SWIFT Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.
JONATHAN SWIFT I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT A prince, the moment he is crown'd, Inherits every virtue sound, As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to him.
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit...
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim, that those to whom everybody allows the second place have an undoubted title to the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguishe...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Never sleeping, still awake, Pleasing most when most I speak; The delight of old and young, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Bread is the staff of life.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength....
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by the sign that the dunces are all in con...
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by this sign, that the dines are all in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture...
JONATHAN SWIFT Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
JONATHAN SWIFT As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
JONATHAN SWIFT No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from...
JONATHAN SWIFT There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
JONATHAN SWIFT Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest ...
JONATHAN SWIFT There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFT Books, the children of the brain.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their ow...
JONATHAN SWIFT Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules ...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by...
JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size, Each author adding to the former lies.
JONATHAN SWIFT I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent, the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder pe...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves ...
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and fals...
JONATHAN SWIFT The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
JONATHAN SWIFT Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT No wise man ever wished to be younger.
JONATHAN SWIFT A college joke to cure the dumps.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in c...
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT An old miser kept a tame jackdaw, that used to steal pieces of money, and hide them in a hole, whic...
JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met, All dirty and wet: Find out, if you can, Who's master, who's man...
JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools, That flattery's the food of fools; Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have...
JONATHAN SWIFT I row after health like a waterman...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
JONATHAN SWIFT Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched ...
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little cons...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he i...
JONATHAN SWIFT The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides, While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
JONATHAN SWIFT I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest, whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through every...
JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
JONATHAN SWIFT I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to for...
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in perver...
JONATHAN SWIFT Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
JONATHAN SWIFT War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed
JONATHAN SWIFT Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer an...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
JONATHAN SWIFT Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
JONATHAN SWIFT All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
JONATHAN SWIFT