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Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!
MUSTAFA BAKRI Kennedy undertook an investigation that was flawed, biased, incomplete and motivated by Machado?s se...
BRIAN CUNHA Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
CHRIS ROCK Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
JOSS WHEDON My life does not suck
TOMMY LEE If you can't suck a carrot, go suck a potato!
CRYING UNKNOWN What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
"Amazing ...
RICK RIORDAN I wondered why life had to suck so hard sometimes.
BECCA FITZPATRICK You deserve respect or get respect you earn it with a true heart
CHRIS MACHADO Hearts so pure,it will keep pumping long after I am dead
CHRIS MACHADO A man live's to hear what they say at his funeral
CHRIS MACHADO You get what you give out of life
CHRIS MACHADO You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
CHRIS MACHADO today is over. thats what it seems but is alright i will see you in my dreams
CHRIS MACHADO When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.
CHRIS MACHADO Anything to make her heart smile
CHRIS MACHADO You keep your word, you keep your honor
CHRIS MACHADO As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.
JOHN GREEN In the contemporary world where things fall apart, and the centre cannot hold, you have to imagine a...
JOHN GREEN If I suck, you swallow.
PEWDIEPIE Most men suck at communicating, Abby. Like, they seriously suck at it. I've been married for over th...
SAMANTHA CHASE There's danger in just shoveling out money to people who say, 'My life is a little harder th...
CHARLIE MUNGER How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?
LAINI TAYLOR Don't bruise the Foo!
CHRISTOPHER MOORE The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Always be yourself... unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON Sometimes, life is unfair, and you have to suck it up and move on and not use it as an excuse.
ROBERT KRAFT The combination of active and virulent prejudice by DSS, as reflected in the flawed investigation an...
BRIAN CUNHA Their bill is not sharp. They don't suck at all.
FRED BASSETT Sometimes things happen in life that you didn’t plan for. All you can do is suck it up and start m...
COLLEEN HOOVER She's so good at dealing with pain. This is somebody you don't have to say 'suck it up' to.
ANNE DONOVAN Chris could keep you entertained.
CAPT. CREGG PUCKETT Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON Buck up, suck up, and admit you fucked up.
LINDA HILTON Uh-uh, I would rather got hrough the front door and tackle the giants than have to life-saving-suck-...
CHANDA HAHN Most women really suck in bed - but they are hella good at it.
KEVIN SCHALLER I'm sorry no matter how hard you try in life your going to encounter someone who's suck switch has b...
SHANE PENDLEY When you're with Chris Wylde, there's never not laughter.
DAVID ANDERS Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....
CHRIS FARLEY You can either ride the wave or suck the surf.
JOE CARUSO When walking the road of life, eat well, love everyone, and don't suck up the devil's trash
JESS DEATON He's not playing tonight. I just ran into him in the hallway and he said he'll be ready at halftime....
BYRON SCOTT She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him.
"Let me suck ...
OLIVIA CUNNING Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ...
JOHN GREEN Chris has some nasty stuff and is hard to hit his fastball at 90 mph. He throws some breaking pitche...
VAL MCLEAN I think that might have been you, Chris.
BOY GEORGE Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet... Somehow I'll miss you too.
MEG CABOT My desire in life, is to learn what I have to teach; to suck all the marrow of life, and pass it ont...
EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
ADAM MCKAY Trolls suck.
BETTY WHITE Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the ...
JOHNNY CARSON I just think the County Commission needs to suck it up. We're doing our part. At some point, you hav...
CAROL KURDELL I don't think anyone wakes up and says, 'I want my life to suck today.'
ROBERT HERJAVEC The one thing that TV is bad at doing is preaching. There are two extremes, you either turn the peop...
MIKE ROWE Since 2000, Chris Ferguson's record in WSOP events is unmatched by any other player. Chris' win last...
HOWARD LEDERER If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock
BOBMCFRANK MCONALD The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.
M. THOMAS GAMMARINO Success doesn't suck.
DARIUS RUCKER Suck my Ass
SUCK MY ASS GIRL People, generally, suck.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Champagne hangovers suck.
KATIE MCGARRY Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.
JOYCE HABER I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
TRE COOL Since we broke upI'm using lipstick againI suck my tonguein remembrance of you.
BJORK All through my life, I was hated on. When I was in middle school, they used to write in my rhyme boo...
B.O.B I think celebrities suck.
EDDIE VEDDER Suck on this, Edward.
DANI SMITH Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
CARTMAN, SOUTH PARK I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
JIMMIE JOHNSON I've always been a big supporter of the Surfrider Foundation. I started my own foundation, Rob M...
ROB MACHADO Unless you ask, Chris isn?t going to talk about it.
DANTE ROSS Just like a vacuum sucks up all the dirt on your floor, your negative associations suck the life out...
JOHN DI LEMME When you stick a straw in a soda and suck on it, everything goes down.
BOB MORTON I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
TRE COOL This little set up is dynamite. Some college gigs you go to, they really suck.
JIMMY DUNN I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartanlike as to...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU We'd have to suck away at oxygen canisters between songs just so that we could keep playing.
MICHAEL HUTCHENCE We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't k...
GREGG POPOVICH I remember Ryan had the ability to make the big shot and big throw, but Chris, in that regard, is a ...
ERIC REVENO "Suck a dude" ~Flying V
J-BIRD Things might suck the state of the world, music is dark, life is dreary but you have to be the...
KORI GARDNER [Ask Chris Rock how he discovered the young actor who would play him at age 13 for his new sitcom,] ...
CHRIS ROCK In life the faster u learn the better! U won't ask much of....& u won't allow Ur brain to suck a...
WILSON M RUBAIHAYO We are very keen that Chris remains at the club and, hopefully, this can be achieved.
GORDON STRACHAN I was working at a candy-wrapping factory before I became an actor. I admit I snuck some hard candy,...
VERNE TROYER You make me want to suck a bruise on you just to kiss it better.
--Luc to Jane--
RACHEL GIBSON You slam the bottom and either walk away or suck it up and get through it.
GABRIELLE REECE Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
GREG BEHRENDT You will recognize different pieces of Chris Rock material that you've heard before.
ALI LEROI You don't go to Ruth's Chris [an upscale steak house] wearing painter's pants.
BRIAN MATTOS Pain is a byproduct of life. That’s the truth. Life sometimes sucks. That’s true for everyone. B...
JIM BUTCHER Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only ...
BLINK 182 Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU If you look at Tampa Bay when he was there, he had a great defensive line with (Warren) Sapp and (Si...
DWIGHT FREENEY Don't suck juice out of dirty belly buttons. You will get a stomach ache.~A Nerissa Proverb
NERISSA IRVING I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pu...
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ANTONIO MACHADO The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
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ANTONIO MACHADO These next days are crucial to see who is participating in the auctions. Everyone is waiting.
ANTONIO MACHADO It's a no-news day so we've been tied to the behavior of Latin American markets and U.S. indexes. Vo...
ANTONIO MACHADO It's a no-news day so we've been tied to the behavior of Latin American markets and U.S. indexes, .....
ANTONIO MACHADO The situation is very delicate.
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ANTONIO MACHADO There's nothing much special going on today, just some profit-taking.
ANTONIO MACHADO If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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ANTONIO MACHADO Under all that we think, lives all we believe, like the ultimate veil of our spirits.
ANTONIO MACHADO If you don't have talent or preparation for whatever you want to do, you will not be successful in a...
ALICIA MACHADO I would like to continue making music and acting in projects that give me a lot of satisfaction.
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ALICIA MACHADO I am recording my first CD in Spanish and preparing myself for the next stage of my career.
ALICIA MACHADO Every day I am trying to improve my life.
ALICIA MACHADO But as I was saying, from my experiences, I think men tend to be more timid in expressing their feel...
ALICIA MACHADO Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime.
ALICIA MACHADO A man is a man in every part of the world. It has nothing to do with race. It has to do with the cul...
ALICIA MACHADO I think being beautiful is only one aspect of your life.
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ROB MACHADO BUT, in terms of attractiveness, speaking in terms of physical aspects only I think that Argentinean...
ALICIA MACHADO Women are a little more assertive in terms of our ability to express our feelings when we fall in lo...
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JUSTINA MACHADO Between living and dreaming there is a third thing. Guess it.
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JUSTINA MACHADO [Like Rangers, their attacking options are offset by an untested defence.] They are not as good in d...
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CARLOS MACHADO They have ambitions of reaching at least the knockout phase and will be confident of getting there.
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ROB MACHADO Wanderer, your footsteps are the road, and nothing more; wanderer, there is no road, the road is mad...
ANTONIO MACHADO I've always been a big supporter of the Surfrider Foundation. I started my own foundation, Rob M...
ROB MACHADO This was all about the external markets. We were following the Nasdaq.
ANTONIO MACHADO Beware of the community in which blasphemy does not exist: underneath, atheism runs rampant
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ROB MACHADO [Like Rangers, their attacking options are offset by an untested defence.] They are not as good in d...
CARLOS MACHADO The market continues waiting on news out of Argentina.
ANTONIO MACHADO We are adjusting to the American market today.
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ANTONIO MACHADO It really depends what happens abroad.
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CHINA MACHADO [Like Rangers, their attacking options are offset by an untested defence.] They are not as good in d...
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GIO MACHADO As a football coach, you always try to find a way to make your kids smile when they take the field. ...
GEORGE MACHADO The biggest difference between this week and previous weeks is that we absolutely came prepared to p...
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CHRIS ROCK There's a difference between doing things right and doing the right thing.
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CHRIS MILK It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with tha...
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CHRIS PAVONE Now I'm confused. Now I don't know what I want.
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CHRIS PINE In any bureaucracy, there's a natural tendency to let the system become an excuse for inaction.
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CHRIS SACCA All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
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CHRIS ROCK We will never be capable of true relationships with others if we continue to view them as others.
CHRIS MATAKAS In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it ...
CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to...
CHRIS HARDWICK I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distra...
CHRIS MARTIN Funny enough, the person who is most bummed out to hear I won't be back is Mark Cuban. Despite w...
CHRIS SACCA I'm always calculating what I want to do, who I want to be, what I want to accomplish. I don'...
CHRIS PINE You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find my...
CHRIS LEDOUX Film is just a different version of what we did round the campfire when we were Neanderthals. We tel...
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