توی مدرسه ما هیچ وقت فاجعه ای رخ نداد، نابسامان وحشتناکی هم نداشتیم.اما وضعیت تدریس بد بود. بعدها توی دانشگاه هم وضع شبیه همین بود. فرقش فقط این بود که استادای دانشگاه اغلب با این که باد نبودن درس بدن، لااقل خودشون باسواد بودن.


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Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but...
KURT VONNEGUT
You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' b...
KURT ANGLE
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
KURT ANGLE
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
KURT COBAIN
Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes a...
KURT COBAIN
Love is a gift. You can't buy it, you can't find it, someone has to give it to you. Learn to be rece...
KURT LANGNER
It was a thunderingly beautiful experience -- voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell.
KURT VONNEGUT
We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrol...
KURT VONNEGUT
My first year of pro ball I played in the Northwest league and made the all-star team, and the next ...
KURT RUSSELL
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
KURT VONNEGUT
It took me a few years to explain to my colleagues and my mentors and the people that I looked up to...
KURT ANGLE
I teased Randy Orton because he started using my finish, the Angle Slam. I said, 'Hey, I don'...
KURT ANGLE
Plenty of people detested Michael Jackson before his death wiped away the world's collective mem...
KURT EICHENWALD
When Jack Swagger copies my Ankle Lock and Randy Orton does my Angle Slam, it's disrespectful. I...
KURT ANGLE
And so popular culture raises issues that are very important, actually, in the country I think. You ...
KURT LODER
I often set two alarm clocks because I'm afraid the first one won't actually make me get up.
KURT ANDERSEN
So no one should rely on television either for their knowledge of music or for news. There's jus...
KURT LODER
The myth that people with epilepsy swallow their tongues is very injurious. When I had seizures with...
KURT EICHENWALD
Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this messag...
KURT VONNEGUT
I don't blame the average seventeen-year-old punk-rock kid for calling me a sellout. I understan...
KURT COBAIN
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to rem...
KURT VONNEGUT
I have no degree in biochemistry, neither do I have one in mechanical engineering, as the Army saw f...
KURT VONNEGUT
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the countr...
KURT VONNEGUT
I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.
KURT COBAIN
I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.
KURT COBAIN
I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.
KURT COBAIN
There's nothing better than having a baby. I've always loved children. I used to work summer...
KURT COBAIN
I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are conce...
KURT COBAIN
We're so trendy we can't even escape ourselves.
KURT COBAIN
I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head.
KURT COBAIN
I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.
KURT COBAIN
Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes a...
KURT COBAIN
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
KURT COBAIN
Rap music is the only vital form of music introduced since punk rock.
KURT COBAIN
I really miss being able to blend in with people.
KURT COBAIN
A friend is nothing but a known enemy.
KURT COBAIN
I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.
KURT COBAIN
The sun is gone, but I have a light.
KURT COBAIN
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
KURT COBAIN
What troubles me most about my lovely country is that its children are seldom taught that American f...
KURT VONNEGUT
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
KURT COBAIN
The worst crime is faking it.
KURT COBAIN
Rather be dead than cool.
KURT COBAIN
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since...
KURT VONNEGUT
You don't know what bravery is until you overcome fear.
KURT ELLING
There is a point at which the law becomes immoral and unethical. That point is reached when it becom...
KURT HUBER
I navigate through the world with the excitement and determination of a child. That's why I'...
KURT SUTTER
Punk is musical freedom. It's saying, doing and playing what you want. In Webster's terms, &...
KURT COBAIN
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
KURT COBAIN
The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
KURT COBAIN
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
KURT VONNEGUT
The reality is that we are all economists. We all deal with scarcity as we make choices and calculat...
KURT BILLS
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of ...
KURT VONNEGUT
This is fun. This is entertainment, right guys?
KURT BUSCH
I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done...
KURT COBAIN
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be r...
KURT FULLER
When 'Christians' cite the Bible as the basis for secular policies, they must explain why th...
KURT EICHENWALD
I think a lot of people, including me, clammed up when a civilian asked about battle, about war. It ...
KURT VONNEGUT
There is never a shortage anywhere of lawyers eager to attack the First Amendment, as though it were...
KURT VONNEGUT
I think it's wrong for the government to subpoena records from journalists involved in national-...
KURT EICHENWALD
I now make my living by being impolite. I am clumsy at it.
KURT VONNEGUT
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are
KURT COBAIN
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns....
KURT BRAUNOHLER
Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and ...
KURT COBAIN
If you appear in the 'Atlantic' or 'Harper's' or the 'New Yorker,' by Go...
KURT VONNEGUT
It is a big temptation to me, when I create a character for a novel, to say that he is what he is be...
KURT VONNEGUT
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilitie...
KURT VONNEGUT
I've had this terrible stomach problem for years, and that has made touring difficult. People wo...
KURT COBAIN
It was very lucky for me as a writer that I studied the physical sciences rather than English. I wro...
KURT VONNEGUT
I'm a guy who has problems with moderation. All or nothing. Binge and purge. Kill or be killed. ...
KURT SUTTER
Assess Bitcoins? All you can do is examine the trading patterns, which do not provide a real analysi...
KURT EICHENWALD
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achiev...
KURT LEWIN
I am honorary President of the American Humanist Society, having succeeded the late, great science f...
KURT VONNEGUT
I have no problem with responsible gun owners who own weapons for self-protection, hunting, or just ...
KURT EICHENWALD
Every time I see documentaries or infomercials about little kids with cancer, I just freak out. It a...
KURT COBAIN
This is Sunday, and the question arises, what'll I start tomorrow?
KURT VONNEGUT
I love how my sport reaches out to people with the music and story lines, the glory of standing up f...
KURT BROWNING
Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded t...
KURT VONNEGUT
My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would be...
KURT COBAIN
Bitcoins are not a real investment; they are bets inside a casino. If the price goes back up, don...
KURT EICHENWALD
All the great game show hosts have a signature 'look,' from Bob Barker's year-round Braz...
KURT BRAUNOHLER
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Pra...
KURT VONNEGUT
I've always wanted male friends that I could be real intimate with and talk about important thin...
KURT COBAIN
I created lots of characters in high school and college, and the first character I created in pro co...
KURT BUSIEK
In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or ...
KURT ANGLE
I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge...
KURT RUSSELL
Man's inhumanity to man is as old as humanity itself. Some people just do evil things. Most do n...
KURT SUTTER
My body is damaged from music in two ways. I have a red irritation in my stomach. It's psychosom...
KURT COBAIN
I remember seeing Tony Bennett on television. He was the only guy in the orchestra who was wearing a...
KURT ELLING
Too often, it seems, conservatives have scorned experts as incompetent, biased, or otherwise worth i...
KURT EICHENWALD
I was not an anthropology student prior to the war. I took it up as part of a personal readjustment ...
KURT VONNEGUT
I think big business is a terrible thing for the spirit of the country, as our spirit is the best th...
KURT VONNEGUT
Basically, whenever someone says they're wrong, conservatives too often fall back on claims that...
KURT EICHENWALD
When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been...
KURT VONNEGUT
I consider myself very fortunate. I have a beautiful wife who supports my work and is raising our da...
KURT ELLING
John Lennon was definitely my favorite Beatle, hands down.
KURT COBAIN
The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very muc...
KURT VONNEGUT
I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the America...
KURT COBAIN
If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying...
KURT COBAIN
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -Kurt Vonnegut.
KURT VONNEGUT
You know what i hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts.
KURT COBAIN
There is nothing so practical as a good theory
KURT LEWIN
Throughout my life, I've always been really close with girls and made friends with girls. And I&...
KURT COBAIN
For guys playing sports at a high level, for money, I can't put my finger on it, but in a man...
KURT RUSSELL
I wanted to have the adoration of John Lennon but have the anonymity of Ringo Starr. I didn't wa...
KURT COBAIN
I listened to a lot of King Crimson back in the day.
KURT ELLING
Discovering various economists, economic works, reading financial periodicals and keeping up on curr...
KURT BILLS
If you go to Japan for instance, you should know that they have a different way of playing Beethoven...
KURT MASUR
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
KURT VONNEGUT
James Finch has always had pretty stout cars for the restrictor-plate races and I know we'll be ...
KURT BUSCH
The Daytona 500 is a big race, and Darlington is just as big of an event, and a lot of people get ex...
KURT BUSCH
Newman and I were friends. We were great teammates, and he needs to check his trophy case on that Da...
KURT BUSCH
I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't
KURT COBAIN
I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with ...
KURT COBAIN
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a...
KURT VONNEGUT
We are in a democratic society. It's our job to question.
KURT RUSSELL
Since scarcity is the basic economic problem, if it does not exist then there is no reason for my ec...
KURT BILLS
The doctor gave me several warnings: Never tell anyone unless necessary, because I might be ostraciz...
KURT EICHENWALD
I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commerc...
KURT BRAUNOHLER
I feel that the most important step in any major accomplishment is setting a specific goal. This e...
KURT THOMAS
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begin...
KURT COBAIN
I'd rather be dead than cool.
KURT COBAIN
We're focusing on particular works films, books, pieces of music, architecture that deserve the na...
KURT ANDERSEN
It is so much the first among equals of that world.
KURT ANDERSEN
It's high and low (culture), and we're casting a net wide. Almost everyone knows of these things; it...
KURT ANDERSEN
We got 200 e-mails (about it). Lots of people had the same reaction. They were assigned to read it i...
KURT ANDERSEN
We're focusing on particular works — films, books, pieces of music,...
KURT ANDERSEN
When I talk to college students about Spy, it's like I'm describing something that happened in the 1...
KURT ANDERSEN
We believe that there is consumer demand for energy efficient homes, these classes will give contrac...
KURT ADAMS
Energy costs are a growing concern among Maine?s working families. Providing contractors with inform...
KURT ADAMS
This state followed the federal government's lead and totally deregulated our electricity markets. I...
KURT ADAMS