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... this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. So many people wanted to believe me! Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!


Kurt Vonnegut

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KURT VONNEGUT if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
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SO TAGUCHI Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so...
GARY F EVANS... I'm always fascinated when people really fervently believe, because I have such a hard time beli...
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DEYTH BANGER Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
TERRY PRATCHETT ...the routine of life goes on, whatever happens, we do the same things, go through the little perfo...
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― LeBron James, Shooting Stars
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CHELSEA HANDLER ‎"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marri...
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DONTRELL MOORE There are so many people out there with less shame talking about their problems.
DAN SAVAGE He had so much faith, so I know where he is and I believe I will be there with him someday. This is ...
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DEYTH BANGER It's very unnatural to be someone for so many people. But of course it's very nice.
AURORA Inspire them to want so much more than what's normal.
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CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON I certainly know that I would not be able to survive if it were not for the fact that I am being uph...
DESMOND TUTU There is so little time for us all, I need to be able to say what I want quickly and to as many peop...
MARC BOLAN So much of what comes out of the faith community seems so dour and somber, and we want to say, '...
ERWIN MCMANUS It is so shocking to find out how many people do not believe that they can learn, and how many more ...
FRANK HERBERT Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th...
DEYTH BANGER You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.
BURT REYNOLDS We believe that the defects of so many perverse and so many frivolous people, who make up society, a...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON So many will try to destroy me. So many, over and over, coming in periods of greatness. But in this ...
LADY GAGA Waiting so long... for 0 result?
DEYTH BANGER Human potential is amazing...We have the capacity to create a world that is peaceful...one that spre...
KRISTI BOWMAN I never thought about it before, but I'm proud to be human. We're ever so flawed. We're frail, confu...
SUSAN EE Every bullshit check out, read and watched makes me few percentage stupid and few with a lower IQ. S...
DEYTH BANGER My so-called career is a haphazard thing.
PAUL MCCARTNEY So many things people say may seem so good and right; you only have to think twice to know what is s...
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CORSCHIKA HENRY So many thinkers, so few doers.
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RAY BRADBURY You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There'...
EMINEM California is an easy place to be an Asian woman engineer.
YI SO-YEON I will do my best to support science in Korea and space programs in Korea.
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YI SO-YEON Only in space did I realize how lucky I am to be Korean. Only in Korea could I have gone to space be...
YI SO-YEON They gave me 18 experiments to complete in my 10 days in the ISS. That's a lot. Everyone told me...
YI SO-YEON I've decided to study the MBA, as it's crucial to have comprehensive knowledge of business a...
YI SO-YEON I will try and make peace between North and South Korea.
YI SO-YEON I feel bad that I'm the one always blamed for the failure of the space business - even though th...
YI SO-YEON I felt so free in space, flying around and unrestrained by any social relationships, but my life sin...
YI SO-YEON It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.
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YI SO-YEON I cannot believe I became some kind of hero. I'm just a common Korean woman.
YI SO-YEON If you ask me what's harder, being famous or flying to space, I'd say fame is much harder.
YI SO-YEON A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
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So much has happene...
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LEE RAINIE I always have a positive reaction to Times Square - you've got so many people passing through he...
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KURT VONNEGUT Life is no way to treat an animal.
KURT VONNEGUT A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society.
KURT VONNEGUT To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
KURT VONNEGUT In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which tho...
KURT VONNEGUT I wanted all things
To seem to make some sense,
So we could all be happy, yes,
Instea...
KURT VONNEGUT Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transve...
KURT VONNEGUT Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't...
KURT VONNEGUT I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'I...
KURT VONNEGUT Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got t...
KURT VONNEGUT If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can an...
KURT VONNEGUT All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
KURT VONNEGUT Live by the foma* that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

*Harmless untruths
KURT VONNEGUT profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their ears and...
KURT VONNEGUT Sometimes I think that's the trouble with the world: too many people in high places who are stone-co...
KURT VONNEGUT One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or...
KURT VONNEGUT The church, which squatted among the headstones like a wet mother dodo, had been at various times Pr...
KURT VONNEGUT This person has just arrived on this planet, knows nothing about it, has no standards by which to ju...
KURT VONNEGUT My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites,...
KURT VONNEGUT People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
KURT VONNEGUT Vietnam was an exercise in mistaken idealism; Iraq in cynical money-making. And there's no optimism ...
KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki...
KURT VONNEGUT This is a beguiling book,
KURT VONNEGUT and I'm whistling as beautifully as I can.
KURT VONNEGUT Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our P...
KURT VONNEGUT The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
KURT VONNEGUT The human beings also passed canteens, which guards would fill with water. When food came in, the hu...
KURT VONNEGUT What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as gla...
KURT VONNEGUT Well, I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the...
KURT VONNEGUT I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscie...
KURT VONNEGUT The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. There were also remains of sandwiches, and I ...
KURT VONNEGUT Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It m...
KURT VONNEGUT It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
KURT VONNEGUT I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagian...
KURT VONNEGUT Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over...
KURT VONNEGUT The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless...
KURT VONNEGUT Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.
KURT VONNEGUT How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
KURT VONNEGUT If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
KURT VONNEGUT Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, sh...
KURT VONNEGUT There are no telegraphs on Tralfamadore. But you're right: each clump of symbols is a brief, urgent ...
KURT VONNEGUT Unfortunately, that still leaves plenty of Americans who don't read much or think much -- who will s...
KURT VONNEGUT You asked the impossible of a machine and the machine complied.
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