<> Why are you lying awake, thinking that you’re a terrible person?
<> To keep my mind occupied when I can’t sleep. Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they're selling something that doesn't exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are terrible to each other for an hour, accidentally kiss, then decide to like each other during an extremely vague montage. That isn't how people fall in love.

With fandom, people are sensitive, and sometimes defensive, about their experiences.

My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.

When 'Attachments' came out and people liked it, I'd have a warm feeling of having made a connection.

Are you meeting people?"
Yeah, she thought, you people.
"Not intentionally," she said.