12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview.