1)My teacher says real beauty's on the inside. 2)That's just something ugly people say.

If I was a boxer, I would bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard!

Do you like my new dress?!! Whatever takes the focus off your head!

1.) Hey Fletcher. 2.) Hey! You're not important enough to remember!

The flag atop the Main Street flagpole is flown at half-staff only when Walt Disney passed away, a U.S. President dies in office, or the pulley gets stuck.

Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.