'9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us.

You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it.

God tells us not to judge one another, no matter what anyone's sexual preferences are or if they're black, brown or purple.

I always wanted to be loved.

I'm exhausted almost all the time.

My first phone was two tin cans tied together with string, and it worked pretty good.