787 basically wiped out most of the islands that were close to Albany. When they built 787, they filled it all in.

The days are over when the guy in the uniform filled your tank, wiped your windshield and checked your oil, water and air. The only way to survive today is to pump a lot of gas and either own a convenience store or a garage that can bring in extra revenue.

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.

Rittner's Computer Law: "Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour."

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose it.

A formula for computing in the workplace: one third of the time is spent being productive. One third of the time is spent playing games. The remaining third of the time is spent trying not to get caught.