A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

For me math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.