A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.