A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has long ears and what looks like a piece of salad on the end of its nose. I'm being attacked by Master Yoda with wings!

I bat righty.

Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.

I don't bat an eye at that,

A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven't eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs.

I stared at him. “You’re a bat, Rudi! She’s a mermaid. What were you thinking?