A blank is the only thing I draw well. --T-SHIRT

I'm a virgin.
But this is an old shirt.

--T-SHIRT

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

--BUMPER STICKER

God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

--BUMPER STICKER

There's no shame in owning a New Kids on the Block t-shirt. They were my first concert when I was eight.